Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:13 pm**

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Norse wrote:I wish I was an antelope.
Those are deer.

The image that went with it.

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:15 pm**

ding dong the witch is dead

and

twildo eat shit and die you cunt!

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:21 pm**

Twill wrote:f*ck shit ass bitch

a good one from long ago.

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:26 pm**

Here's a great tip for finding some great quotes:

Just go to "Advanced Search" at the top right corner of the screen and where it says "posts by ______" write "Kaplowitz".

Your pal,
Kaplowitz

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:27 pm**

and I dont remember the exact quote but it was like:

Wicked: then spammers come in and say "LOL SPAMMERS RULZ!!!!11"
Dontremember: but wicked...spammers does rulz...

i almost made it my sig.

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:11 pm**

jiminski wrote:i am a monogamous fella but i am completely unbiased in my perving.

Posted: **Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:35 pm**

AndyDufresne says:
I use the "Law of Interconnected Monkey Business."
AndyDufresne says:
"when a lot of unusual or suspicious incidents occur in the same place, at the same time, to the same people, the odds are that a relationship exists between them"

Posted: **Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:11 am**

DogDoc wrote:If I ever decide to kill myself, remind me not to come here looking for support or for someone to change my mind. Instead, I'd be greeted with "JUMP JUMP"!

From the "katie please" thread, I think that one will be a goldmine when it comes to memorable quotes.

Posted: **Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:14 pm**

MeDeFe wrote:
DogDoc wrote:If I ever decide to kill myself, remind me not to come here looking for support or for someone to change my mind. Instead, I'd be greeted with "JUMP JUMP"!

From the "katie please" thread, I think that one will be a goldmine when it comes to memorable quotes.

ja. Most from my long list were surrounded by quotes just as memorable, I could just siggy one, though. [that list is all of the quotes that I've used as a sig]

Posted: **Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:58 pm**

Snorri1234 wrote:
Jenos Ridan wrote:Murderers, traitors, rapists and the like do deserve capitial punishment. If not that, then find me a large, abandoned island thousands of miles away from any nation's territorial waters and dump them off there. Let the offenders fend for themselves and have nature take her brutal course.

G'day mate.

heavycola wrote:your american high fructose corn syrup poisons can fack off. This is made from actual steel girders and amphetamines.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:05 am**

protectedbygold wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:or that aliens built the pyramids

The ancient Egyptians, like Americans today, recognized that it would be cheaper to build things with an alien work force

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:06 am**

The Weird One wrote:
protectedbygold wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:or that aliens built the pyramids

The ancient Egyptians, like Americans today, recognized that it would be cheaper to build things with an alien work force

I just put that as my new sig right before you did this! :lol:

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:10 am**

bugger...I was thinking of doing that. Oh well.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:42 am**

apey wrote:hahah you could keep busy for a week catching up on all the flirting and abuse I do and receive

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:38 am**

Dancing Mustard wrote:I asked my Magic 8-Ball what had become of Kid-A, and it told me "He's clearly fucking dead".

So I guess that clears that one up.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:40 am**

If at some point I'm not quoted in here, then I have to question this thread's legitimacy.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:17 am**

Incandenza wrote:If at some point I'm not quoted in here, then I have to question this thread's legitimacy.

Happy?

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:10 am**

Incandenza wrote:If at some point I'm not quoted in here, then I have to question this thread's legitimacy.

There there little Inca, don't cry. These two are my favorite verses from your opus. (For better effect try imagining Dante standing on some square in Firenza and reading these two verses :lol:

)

Incandenza wrote:Okay, that's totally not fucking fair
I'm stuck with this Italian bullshit
Yet Selin haikus without a care.

In other news, I'll have to FOS it
mandy seems to be spending more time
Composing stanzas than reading a bit.

pancake already named his rhyme
and if mandy were paying attention
he'd see the difference between cake's and mine.

Now I feel like I should mention
that I can't figure out jnd's theme
and it's causing me no small tension.

Now, I'm off to create an internet meme
Featuring wicked, aimless, and a tub full of cream.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:33 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:Shut up and Crimean river.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:45 pm**

See my sig.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:10 pm**

I want more quotes of me.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:14 pm**

Fircoal wrote:I want more quotes of me.

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:21 pm**

I want more inane quotes of people quoting me! :evil:

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:53 pm**

Fircoal wrote:IM GAY4KWAN

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:11 pm**

Fircoal wrote:I want more quotes of me.

Me four.

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