Conquer Club

lord voldemort wrote:

ron burgandy wrote:i dont know if you heard me but i did over 1000

lmao
in all honesty about 45-50 til my arms give in....

Betcha can't - try them using MY instructions

sam_levi_11 wrote:im better at flexibility than strength.

Don't ever say that in public.

Juan_Bottom wrote:

sam_levi_11 wrote:im better at flexibility than strength.

Don't ever say that in public.

btownmeggy wrote:Zero. The imaginary concept of me doing a push-up is a running gag that has been circling through my friends and beyond for about 5 years. Sometimes I'll meet someone new and they'll ask to see a push-up. Or they'll say, "There were 17 kittens and only three survived!" (another embarrassing episode from my life.)

I can do about 10 on-the-knees push-ups.

17 kittens? What!?

Ive gotten past 50, but im 14, athletic, in shape, and 112 pounds

in my good days i could do 50+ with clapping.
also i used to do them with feet on a chair (much harder than with feet on the ground)
now i think i'd be exhausted at ~25 normal ones

Kaplowitz wrote:Ive gotten past 50, but im 14, athletic, in shape, and 112 pounds

112 pounds and you can do 50 my way?? I don't believe you

Ramned wrote:

Kaplowitz wrote:Ive gotten past 50, but im 14, athletic, in shape, and 112 pounds

112 pounds and you can do 50 my way?? I don't believe you

I have a f*ck load of endurance It was during cross country season too

I can definitely do more than 70, probably 100 if I put out an effort. But I can't do pull-ups at all! Yikes

DangerBoy wrote:I can definitely do more than 70, probably 100 if I put out an effort. But I can't do pull-ups at all! Yikes

omg, pull-ups are so hard, my record for it was one
however, flexed arm-hang is much easier

I'm a weakling by USMC standards, but I'm sure that'll change, especially after boot camp and school of infantry. Anyway, I maxed out at 24 this morning.

in my school to get 100% in push-ups (for 15 year olds), you need to consecutively do at least 58 or something. the record in my grade was 50, which was still pretty good...

Hologram wrote:I'm a weakling by USMC standards, but I'm sure that'll change, especially after boot camp and school of infantry. Anyway, I maxed out at 24 this morning.

Should have done High School Wrestling. Puts a LOT of other sports to shame in terms of physical conditioning.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Hologram wrote:I'm a weakling by USMC standards, but I'm sure that'll change, especially after boot camp and school of infantry. Anyway, I maxed out at 24 this morning.

Should have done High School Wrestling. Puts a LOT of other sports to shame in terms of physical conditioning.

Wrestling is way too extreme. I would never go to any school if it was a mandatory part of physical education.

It took me till the second page to realise that you little girlymen weren't talking about one-handed pushups. All of your personal bests are weak, and my penis is clearly much larger than yours.

Now, let's hit the showers and give each other high-fives while whipping the smaller children with rolled-up towels.

i agree.....

DangerBoy wrote:I can definitely do more than 70, probably 100 if I put out an effort. But I can't do pull-ups at all! Yikes

Now that's impossible. How can you do 70-100 of these pushups, involving chest, triceps, and delts, but can't do at least 10 solid pullups, which use primarily the same muscles!?

AND YOU , who said you have alot of endurance, what is your 5 K time? My best is 19.5 mins. Pretty bad, I know, was freshman year though I was still short.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

Hologram wrote:I'm a weakling by USMC standards, but I'm sure that'll change, especially after boot camp and school of infantry. Anyway, I maxed out at 24 this morning.

Should have done High School Wrestling. Puts a LOT of other sports to shame in terms of physical conditioning.

I agree. In fact, my trainer was a wrestler. He holds several records that he made when he was 16.

For example, my trainer can/could:

Do leg lifts, 800 pounds.
Bench 600 pounds.
And Squat with 700.

You can expect my workouts are intense! In fact, they are 30 minutes of NONSTOP - only about 1 min of rest TOTAL - workouts. Once, when we worked my legs, at the end he asked me to jump. Couldn't do it!

Ramned wrote:Once, when we worked my legs, at the end he asked me to jump. Couldn't do it!

Sounds pretty kinky. What lube do you guys use?

Ramned wrote:

DangerBoy wrote:I can definitely do more than 70, probably 100 if I put out an effort. But I can't do pull-ups at all! Yikes

Now that's impossible. How can you do 70-100 of these pushups, involving chest, triceps, and delts, but can't do at least 10 solid pullups, which use primarily the same muscles!?

AND YOU , who said you have alot of endurance, what is your 5 K time? My best is 19.5 mins. Pretty bad, I know, was freshman year though I was still short.

What's impossible is for someone who is able to brag about how many pushups he can do to start a thread about it on a geeky online game site. You fucking girl.

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Ramned wrote:Once, when we worked my legs, at the end he asked me to jump. Couldn't do it!

Sounds pretty kinky. What lube do you guys use?

Lube?? As in lubricant lol?

Nickbaldwin wrote:

Ramned wrote:

DangerBoy wrote:I can definitely do more than 70, probably 100 if I put out an effort. But I can't do pull-ups at all! Yikes

Now that's impossible. How can you do 70-100 of these pushups, involving chest, triceps, and delts, but can't do at least 10 solid pullups, which use primarily the same muscles!?

AND YOU , who said you have alot of endurance, what is your 5 K time? My best is 19.5 mins. Pretty bad, I know, was freshman year though I was still short.

What's impossible is for someone who is able to brag about how many pushups he can do to start a thread about it on a geeky online game site. You fucking girl.

I can't brag about how many I can do, 32 isn't that great. And it's not like everyone on dedicated their lives to this site, so calling it geeky is a bit far

Ramned wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:

Ramned wrote:

DangerBoy wrote:I can definitely do more than 70, probably 100 if I put out an effort. But I can't do pull-ups at all! Yikes

Now that's impossible. How can you do 70-100 of these pushups, involving chest, triceps, and delts, but can't do at least 10 solid pullups, which use primarily the same muscles!?

AND YOU , who said you have alot of endurance, what is your 5 K time? My best is 19.5 mins. Pretty bad, I know, was freshman year though I was still short.

What's impossible is for someone who is able to brag about how many pushups he can do to start a thread about it on a geeky online game site. You fucking girl.

I can't brag about how many I can do, 32 isn't that great. And it's not like everyone on dedicated their lives to this site, so calling it geeky is a bit far

Don't worry about me I'm only winding you up, I spend more time than anyone on here

Ramned wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:

ron burgandy wrote:i dont know if you heard me but i did over 1000

lmao
in all honesty about 45-50 til my arms give in....

Betcha can't - try them using MY instructions

why do u think i cant...im 19 extremely athletic been playing baseball for 15 years..been playing last few years at a reallly high level..play footy in the off season...i go to the gym 4 times a week...heck im studying to be a pe teacher i am a fitness freak... i rarely eat jnk food....i do cardio work every day as well as shoulder and arm exercises for baseball....

why do u think i cant...im 19 extremely athletic been playing baseball for 15 years..been playing last few years at a reallly high level..play footy in the off season...i go to the gym 4 times a week...heck im studying to be a pe teacher i am a fitness freak... i rarely eat jnk food....i do cardio work every day as well as shoulder and arm exercises for baseball....

Do them exactly in my instructions not the typical pushup. Athleticism has nothing to do with these puppies...You were estimating, do them how I said and prove to yourself