Conquer Club

V.I., Its good to hear from you again... It's been a long time. Sorry to hear about your dick cancer. Just so you know, we got your application and will get back to you soon.

-V

El Capitan X wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:cause the others arent clans knob head...
one is mafia, one is tournys, one is spamalot, one is esoog(mafia), one is aussie one is speed games....

Mr. Defensive, throwing a hissy-fit...

Tisk tisk on you.

I inquire, why is Esoog listed as a competitive clan then? -0


KTHNXBAI!!!1!
ECX

because they used to be....do some research my lil nooblet before u start accusing people of gear...
kthanks shutup now

Vace Cooper wrote:V.I., Its good to hear from you again... It's been a long time. Sorry to hear about your dick cancer. Just so you know, we got your application and will get back to you soon.

-V

Not long enough, you limp-wristed ninny. Thanks for sending flowers to the hospital, dick cancer is a real bitch. Just like you.

P.S. I wouldn't join your lame-ass clan for all the tea in earthquake-prone China.

V.I. wrote:Not long enough, you limp-wristed ninny. Thanks for sending flowers to the hospital, dick cancer is a real bitch. Just like you.

P.S. I wouldn't join your lame-ass clan for all the tea in earthquake-prone China.

V.I.
What you say, really doesn't matter. Why dont you keep your "flames" in your FW thread that nobody pays attention to.

Is there actually a good reason to join your clan?

lord voldemort wrote:

El Capitan X wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:cause the others arent clans knob head...
one is mafia, one is tournys, one is spamalot, one is esoog(mafia), one is aussie one is speed games....

Mr. Defensive, throwing a hissy-fit...

Tisk tisk on you.

I inquire, why is Esoog listed as a competitive clan then? -0


KTHNXBAI!!!1!
ECX

because they used to be....do some research my lil nooblet before u start accusing people of gear...
kthanks shutup now

My dearest apologies Mr. Voldemort,

While you're slaving away on this site, posting 30+ times per day for 7 months straight, I'll definitely remember to do lots of CC research.

It'll be grand. I'll research everything, find every little nook and cranny this site has to offer, read every post regarding Esoog and yourself, and whack it to the BpB Clan sig. Why? Because I tell you, what a grand way to spend my free time.

Oh, what valuable information I shall inherit. My Special-Ed teacher will be most delighted.


Just-Ban-My-Arse-Already-I-Should-Be-A-Studyin'-
ECX

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to the last post.

Snorri1234 wrote:Is there actually a good reason to join your clan?

plenty of reasons.

trust me, we have a great time. good games, great chat, skype/beers.

I would like to encourage any women to apply - as a personal favor to me. I am the only chick in there.

fwblb wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:Is there actually a good reason to join your clan?

plenty of reasons.

trust me, we have a great time. good games, great chat, skype/beers.

I would like to encourage any women to apply - as a personal favor to me. I am the only chick in there.

The sexist clan and only 1 woman

hulmey wrote:

fwblb wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:Is there actually a good reason to join your clan?

plenty of reasons.

trust me, we have a great time. good games, great chat, skype/beers.

I would like to encourage any women to apply - as a personal favor to me. I am the only chick in there.

The sexist clan and only 1 woman

hehe i think you mean 'sexiest' Hulmey

El Capitan X wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:

El Capitan X wrote:

lord voldemort wrote:cause the others arent clans knob head...
one is mafia, one is tournys, one is spamalot, one is esoog(mafia), one is aussie one is speed games....

Mr. Defensive, throwing a hissy-fit...

Tisk tisk on you.

I inquire, why is Esoog listed as a competitive clan then? -0


KTHNXBAI!!!1!
ECX

because they used to be....do some research my lil nooblet before u start accusing people of gear...
kthanks shutup now

My dearest apologies Mr. Voldemort,

While you're slaving away on this site, posting 30+ times per day for 7 months straight, I'll definitely remember to do lots of CC research.

It'll be grand. I'll research everything, find every little nook and cranny this site has to offer, read every post regarding Esoog and yourself, and whack it to the BpB Clan sig. Why? Because I tell you, what a grand way to spend my free time.

Oh, what valuable information I shall inherit. My Special-Ed teacher will be most delighted.


Just-Ban-My-Arse-Already-I-Should-Be-A-Studyin'-
ECX

apology excepted...i just hate it when people say things when they have no idea what they are on about then go have a whine about and be heaps immature when they got told they were wrong...kinda what u just did
and we are the sexiest clan of cc

Esoogs are meant to be competitive, we just never get off our asses and do anything about it.

i renounce jesus, food, sunlight, water, wanking, youtube, perving and cheese. My whole life has been building up to this moment. I am so excited i cannot piss straight.

heavycola wrote:i renounce jesus, food, sunlight, water, wanking, youtube, perving and cheese. My whole life has been building up to this moment. I am so excited i cannot piss straight.

Well due to gravity pissing straight is always a problem.

Snorri1234 wrote:

heavycola wrote:i renounce jesus, food, sunlight, water, wanking, youtube, perving and cheese. My whole life has been building up to this moment. I am so excited i cannot piss straight.

Well due to gravity pissing straight is always a problem.

not while doing push-ups.

Timminz wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:

heavycola wrote:i renounce jesus, food, sunlight, water, wanking, youtube, perving and cheese. My whole life has been building up to this moment. I am so excited i cannot piss straight.

Well due to gravity pissing straight is always a problem.

not while doing push-ups.

interesting theory

goodluck with your clan,you guys(and gal)seem like a helluva lot of fun,so cool the"core"group are friends IRL,all the jackasses in my town play D&D

DIXIE wrote:goodluck with your clan,you guys(and gal)seem like a helluva lot of fun,so cool the"core"group are friends IRL,all the jackasses in my town play D&D

What's wrong with D&D?

who else has been rejected besides me?

whitestazn88 wrote:who else has been rejected besides me?

I could apply, if you want more rejections.

Timminz wrote:

whitestazn88 wrote:who else has been rejected besides me?

I could apply, if you want more rejections.

lol, i prefer being in an elite group

whitestazn88 wrote:who else has been rejected besides me?

no one has been rejected yet... you are on our list of 8 right now.

Vace Cooper wrote:

whitestazn88 wrote:who else has been rejected besides me?

no one has been rejected yet... you are on our list of 8 right now.

i'm glad to hear that i suppose

Wow White, the elite-eight, what an honor!

*Ahem*

"A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal

You look so tired and unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide

No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
Silent, silent

This is my final fit, my final bellyache with

No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises please

Such a pretty house, such a pretty garden

No alarms and no surprises (let me out of here)
No alarms and no surprises (let me out of here)
No alarms and no surprises please (let me out of here)"

V.I. wrote:blah blah blah

V.I. - Your name hasn't been axed from the list yet. Don't sing yourself a sweet death ballad just yet. You made it through the dick cancer, don't let depression kill your mind now. here is a big *hug* for you sweet cheeks. keep your chin up!

Okay guys. we want some BANDITS. Love your games, love to have fun. Be smart and witty. Fight the good fight. We have a list to choose from, BUT there are a few more of you we want. We want the good ones. Even if being bad is what your good at.

We are unique, that is what we are going for.