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you are one lucky son of a b...gun!
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dustn64 wrote:2. Yes, But here is the thing, my truck is the only one that got messed up. The only thing I have to fix on it is I need to get a new bumper.

That's probably why the cop and the other involvee let you go.

So what was the text? =P
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Dancing Mustard wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:Image

And that looks more like a grandma than a mom...
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You shouldn't have been driving if you are not qualified.
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wrestler1ump wrote:You shouldn't have been driving if you are not qualified.

Use your mod powers and punish him for it!
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static_ice wrote:
dustn64 wrote:2. Yes, But here is the thing, my truck is the only one that got messed up. The only thing I have to fix on it is I need to get a new bumper.

That's probably why the cop and the other involvee let you go.

So what was the text? =P


Ironically enough, it started with "You Idiot!" :lol:
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wrestler1ump wrote:You shouldn't have been driving if you are not qualified.


You, good sir, have earned a GFY.
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i for one feel like the luckiest person alive having read that story.

because it was the most awesome story i have ever read in my entire life, or ever will read. in fact, yup, this is right now is the moment in which my life has peaked. nothing will ever be as awesome ever again as reading that story.

kind of depressing, but also wonderful. for i have seen ultimate awesomeness, and it was this story.
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reminisco wrote:i for one feel like the luckiest person alive having read that story.

because it was the most awesome story i have ever read in my entire life, or ever will read. in fact, yup, this is right now is the moment in which my life has peaked. nothing will ever be as awesome ever again as reading that story.

kind of depressing, but also wonderful. for i have seen ultimate awesomeness, and it was this story.


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static_ice wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:Image

And that looks more like a grandma than a mom...

That was kind of the point...
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Dancing Mustard wrote:
static_ice wrote:And that looks more like a grandma than a mom...

That was kind of the point...

Was it?
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static_ice wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
static_ice wrote:And that looks more like a grandma than a mom...

That was kind of the point...

Was it?


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About $2000 to fix it. I might just let it be for a while.
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reminisco wrote:i for one feel like the luckiest person alive having read that story.

because it was the most awesome story i have ever read in my entire life, or ever will read. in fact, yup, this is right now is the moment in which my life has peaked. nothing will ever be as awesome ever again as reading that story.

kind of depressing, but also wonderful. for i have seen ultimate awesomeness, and it was this story.


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