Did you know that...?

[Hologram]

Did you know that it only takes 8 pounds of pressure to break a human bone?

i was taught 13 pounds of pressure per square inch.

He's talking about old lady bones.

You know, 8 pounds per square foot.

[borox0]

Did you know that everytime you curse, Chuck Norris rapes a person

[Hologram]

Did you know that everytime you curse, Chuck Norris rapes a person

Did you know that during each of those rapes, the rapee is guaranteed to have at least quintuplets.

And they'll all be born with beards and an uncanny ability to roundhouse kick their mothers to death directly after birth.

[borox0]

Did you know that all of these contribute severely to Global Warming as there is huge amounts of methane in a roundhouse kick.

[Frigidus]

did you know that ConquerClub is using a copyrighted product of Hasbro for profit without permission or compensating the copyright holders? that's called theft of intellectual property!

Did you know how hard it was to keep that tidbit shushed up? We're all screwed now!

[muy_thaiguy]

did you know that ConquerClub is using a copyrighted product of Hasbro for profit without permission or compensating the copyright holders? that's called theft of intellectual property!

Did you know how hard it was to keep that tidbit shushed up? We're all screwed now!

I blame this guy

[Iliad]

did you know that ConquerClub is using a copyrighted product of Hasbro for profit without permission or compensating the copyright holders? that's called theft of intellectual property!

Did you know how hard it was to keep that tidbit shushed up? We're all screwed now!

I blame this guy

AHHH THE ALIENS ARE BACK!!!

[wicked]

Did you know that Lackattack lactates? It's true, check my sig... an actual quote...

[reminisco]

did you know that ConquerClub is using a copyrighted product of Hasbro for profit without permission or compensating the copyright holders? that's called theft of intellectual property!

Did you know how hard it was to keep that tidbit shushed up? We're all screwed now!

i know. i woke up in a cold sweat about 4 times last night.

[Minister Masket]

Did you know that Lily from "Hannah Montana" is the sister of the "I See Dead People" kid from the Sixth Sense?

[muy_thaiguy]

Did you know that Lily from "Hannah Montana" is the sister of the "I See Dead People" kid from the Sixth Sense?

Sounds about right.

[Neoteny]

Did you know that the longest confirmed sniper kill in combat is held by a Canadian? 2 and a quarter kilometers. Intense.

[Minister Masket]

Did you know that Lily from "Hannah Montana" is the sister of the "I See Dead People" kid from the Sixth Sense?

Sounds about right.

Thinking about it, they both have that "dreamy" expression.

[The Gunslinger]

Did you know that when you masturbate, God kills a kitten and sends it to hell, and when you have an orgasm, a small child is drawn and quartered in a Russian deathcamp?

wow good thing i hate kittens! I havent gotten any kids quartered in death camp yet though, unfortunately

[Hologram]

Did you know that all of these contribute severely to Global Warming as there is huge amounts of methane in a roundhouse kick.

Did you know that Chuck Norris will correct the problem anyway by roundhouse kicking global warming in the faith, sending it back to Venus where it belongs?

[DaGip]

Did you know that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple?

That's right, you didn't.


ECX

Except for the words Sunth, Pilver, and Murple!

[DaGip]

Did you know that all of these contribute severely to Global Warming as there is huge amounts of methane in a roundhouse kick.

Did you know that Chuck Norris will correct the problem anyway by roundhouse kicking global warming in the faith, sending it back to Venus where it belongs?

I thought Global Warming came from the large deposits of Methane Gas inside Al Gore's asshole?

Anyway, did you know that BigBird and Oscar the Grouch were never seen together in the original Sesame Streets? (Why? Because they were both the same voice. Whenever BigBird had to speak to Oscar, he had to stick his head down inside the garbage can, you never got to see them together, that might have changed now, but when I was a kid, that is what they did to get around that little problematic scenario)

[El Capitan X]

Did you know that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple?

That's right, you didn't.


ECX

Except for the words Sunth, Pilver, and Murple!

Well, I guess you're right...

...except for the squiggly red lines underneath all those words are saying f*ck DaGip, ECX is right!!!


ECX

[Hitman079]

American Civil War:
Union Major General John Sedgwick's last words were to his men after they were cowering and hiding from sharpshooters: "They can't hit elephants from this distance!" Seconds later he died from a shot right below the left eye.

[apey]

Did you know that stingrays have two penis's
bet you guys are jealous now huh?

[DaGip]

American Civil War:
Union Major General John Sedgwick's last words were to his men after they were cowering and hiding from sharpshooters: "They can't hit elephants from this distance!" Seconds later he died from a shot right below the left eye.

I thought that was "They can't hit the broad side of a barn from that distance!"

[Neoteny]

Something along those lines... were you guys watching the History Channel today too?

[Hitman079]

If he said that, then we would know it was staged .

Confederate sharpshooters were about 1,000 yards away and their shots caused members of his staff and artillerymen to duck for cover. Sedgwick strode around in the open and was quoted as saying, "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated, "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."[1] Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye.[2][3]

[DaGip]

If he said that, then we would know it was staged .

Confederate sharpshooters were about 1,000 yards away and their shots caused members of his staff and artillerymen to duck for cover. Sedgwick strode around in the open and was quoted as saying, "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated, "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."[1] Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye.[2][3]

Are you saying that General Sedgwick was LARGER than an elephant?

[Hitman079]