Conquer Club

I must apologize to Natewolfman and brendan man. In a drunken stupor I apparently used my PC's cookie jar as a porta-potty. This polluted my cache, and some people's avatars disappeared. I once again have hope for my kitten, but still think that Natewolfman should change his avatar to this:



If I had a dollar for everytime I wanted to do that...

Sorry for the confusion.

I see you are a comedian mushin I would like to join.

# Map: Scotland,South America
# Play Order: Sequential
# Bonus Cards: Flat Rate
# Fortifications: Unlimited
# Fog of War: No

I, Denominator, being of less than sound mind, have decided that Mushin's tournaments are by far the most entertaining to play in, and, as such, would like to play in this very confusing but also amusing tournament. I would be honored to be numbered among the chosen (or at least those who have the balls to sign up). Whoever made this tournament is the greatest human being (if he is in fact human...) to ever exist (notwithstanding Ming the Merciless). I am in awe of his…(I'm not gonna touch that one).
My 2 maps are:

* Doodle Earth
* Australia

this looks good
feudal war and brittish isles

/in

Indochina
British isles

ha, quite entertaining to read... HOWEVER i am dissapointed that you failed to mention that i have a quote from you in my signature... tisk tisk tisk for shame... as penence... i demand that my name be put as your god (or your basic demi-god if you perfer) on your sig for no less then 5 years (appeal possible after 2 years)

i would like in.
Maps:
Carribean
American Civil War

Like your avatar oh mighty red dragon

V.J. wrote:I see you are a comedian mushin I would like to join.

# Map: Scotland,South America
# Play Order: Sequential
# Bonus Cards: Flat Rate
# Fortifications: Unlimited
# Fog of War: No

Me a comedian. I have no idea what you're talking about. The only thing more serious than me is genital herpes. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get rid of that stuff?



Thanks for the settings. You will still have the chance to change them during the course of the tourney if you so choose. Now, if you'll excuse me...I need to apply some topical suppression ointment....



Welcome to the game V.J.

denominator wrote:
I, Denominator, being of less than sound mind, have decided that Mushin's tournaments are by far the most entertaining to play in, and, as such, would like to play in this very confusing but also amusing tournament. I would be honored to be numbered among the chosen (or at least those who have the balls to sign up). Whoever made this tournament is the greatest human being (if he is in fact human...) to ever exist (notwithstanding Ming the Merciless). I am in awe of his…(I'm not gonna touch that one).
My 2 maps are:

* Doodle Earth
* Australia

TOUCH IT!!! TOUCH IT!!!!!

Mushin's wife wrote: CALM DOWN YOU DUMB BASTARD!!!

Whew, glad I got that out of my system. Welcome to the tourney Denominator.

Daviedoo wrote:
this looks good
feudal war and brittish isles

Not as good as this looks:

Mushin's wife wrote: This whole post is becoming alarmingly homo-erotic.

TOUCH IT!!! TOUCH IT!!!!

Mushin's wife wrote:HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SLAP YOU AROUND!!!! DOWN BOY!!!

Thank you mistress!!! May I have another!!!



Welcome to the game Daviedoo

JDodge wrote:
/in

Indochina
British isles

Sir, I take great offense to your avatar. Pens in the eye are no joking matter...



This poor bastard will have to live the rest of his life with nicknames like "Captain Dumbass","Dumbassbeard".or <shudders> "Patchey"

Your humor has fallen short, and I am ashamed.



Now if you really wanted to be funny you would have said something about blunt force trauma to the head and neck region.



That $&!# is funny.

Mushin's wife wrote:If you want funny you should have a woman kicking a man in the groin

Uhhh...nooo




cough..you may be right dear..choke

Welcome... spits up blood...to the game JDodge

Natewolfman wrote:
ha, quite entertaining to read... HOWEVER i am dissapointed that you failed to mention that i have a quote from you in my signature... tisk tisk tisk for shame... as penence... i demand that my name be put as your god (or your basic demi-god if you perfer) on your sig for no less then 5 years (appeal possible after 2 years)

As stated before I do believe that you may be a mad genius...

I also believe that my son is going to be one of the next great elder statesman of humanity...





So I don't know how much my good opinion is actually worth.

I'm in.

Rail USA
Italy

ok in

waterloo and berlin

Count me in my maps are as follows=Ireland....USA...

graulenst wrote:
i would like in.
Maps:
Carribean
American Civil War

Like your avatar oh mighty red dragon

Why thank you graulenst. Actually the real title of the painting by William Blake is The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed with Sun. Painted in 1805, Blake based it on the Dragon from the Book of Revelations in the Bible. The painting later gained fame as a...

Denominator wrote:Dude, what the hell are you doing?

I was simply explaining to graulest the significance of William Blake's The Great Red Dragon and the Woman Clothed with Sun...

Denominator wrote: We could give a crap about some damn painting. Say something bizarre.

I think my ass bag just fell out.

Denominator wrote:That's what I'm talkin bout!

Welcome to the game graulest.

lunatic96 wrote:I'm in.

Rail USA
Italy

So if I take the moon



and then combine it with a tick...



NO , NO, NO...this isn't working!!

Smiling Bob wrote:What seems to be the problem?

Hey Smiling Bob, I can’t think of anything to say.

Smiling Bob wrote:That’s cause you have jackass blockage.

Jackass blockage? What’s that?

Smiling Bob wrote:Jackass blockage is when small elves climb in your ear and start breeding in your Medula-assblongada

How do you get rid of it?

Smiling Bob wrote:Personally, I do obscene things to my wife when that happens.

What if your wife does obscene things to you?

Smiling Bob wrote: Then you find another jackass to pass the elves on to.

Thanks Bob, you’re the best.



Hey flyboy91, can I talk to you for a minute?

Welcome to the tournament lunatic96

kendoh99 wrote:
ok in

waterloo and berlin

Nice coat of arms. I tried to make a coat out of baby chimpumks once.



You have no idea how many of those things are necessary for that kind of project. The chipmunk breeding pit itself was such a pain in my ass...

Welcome to the game kendoh99

fuegosan wrote:
Count me in my maps are as follows=Ireland....USA...

You obviously love your son. I understand. If you need a clown service, I know a good one.



That guy just has a way with kids.

Welcome to the game fuegosan.

I, daydream, being of sound penis, would like to play in this great penis. I would be honored to be numbered among the penis. Whoever made this tournament is the greatest penis to ever exist. I am in awe of his penis.
My 2 maps are:

feudal war & AoR: magic


in other words, i'm in, and see above for my maps.

daydream wrote:
I, daydream, being of sound penis, would like to play in this great penis. I would be honored to be numbered among the penis. Whoever made this tournament is the greatest penis to ever exist. I am in awe of his penis.
My 2 maps are:

feudal war & AoR: magic


in other words, i'm in, and see above for my maps.

You are absolutely right. The pen is all of those things. The mighty pen is a wonderous instrument that we should be honored to be counted with...

Daydream wrote:whisper whisper whisper

YOU SAID WHAT!!!!



That is unbelievably disgusting. I must have you in my tournament.

You are in daydream.

mushin wrote:If I seem slightly confused somebody please slap me.

(It's your signature)

*SMACK*

Done

WWII Iwo Jima and british isles

Count me in. I wanna play!!

Maps:
USA
Australia

Thanks

Please count me in.

Maps:
Arctic
Puget Sound

Thanks,
Oz

Can I change my maps from Italy and Rail USA to Dust Bowl and Rail USA?

thanks.

In please, oh great jackass.

Feudal War and Age of Merchants.

Sounds really complicated and confusing....Please consider me in.

Maps:

Indochina
Middle East

poptartpsycho18

ah game still open fore pleyers??? if it is thain you can count me in.
classick
federal war

White Moose wrote:

mushin wrote:
If I seem slightly confused somebody please slap me.

(It's your signature)

*SMACK*

Done

THANK YOU SIR!!! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!!

Disciple7 wrote:WWII Iwo Jima and british isles

<Quickly assembles 10-foot pole>

I'm going to assume that Disciple is a reference to Christianity. Good, we need some morals here

Mushin whispers to crowd wrote:Quick, hide the bong, the goat and the duct tape!"

Welcome to the tournament Disciple7

ShinobiSurfer wrote:Count me in. I wanna play!!

Maps:
USA
Australia

Thanks

Alright, look . You can be a ninja...



or a surfer..



Not both. I mean really. Where the hell are you going to put the sword on your swim suit?

You're in ShinobiSurfer

oziris wrote:Please count me in.

Maps:
Arctic
Puget Sound

Thanks,
Oz

Once again, mixing of "cool" user-name handles can lead to mental cramps.

Is your name a reference to Osiris?



Or to the wizard of Oz?



Or perhaps to the little known love child they had together?



I mean that guy's nose looks like a penis.

daydream wrote:penispensipenispenispenis

calm down killer.

Welcome to the game penisface...er... I mean Oziris.

lunatic96 wrote:Can I change my maps from Italy and Rail USA to Dust Bowl and Rail USA?

thanks.

Done

Juls wrote:
In please, oh great jackass.

Feudal War and Age of Merchants.

That's funny. I was just saying to myself the other day...

Mushin to self wrote:Self, we really should sacrifice an armadillo to Angeline Joline's lips before they fly off her face and attack.

Self to Mushin wrote:Those poor adopted child snacks.

QUICK THEY'RE SWELLING!!!



Whew that was close. Thanks Juls and welcome to the game.

poptartpsycho18 wrote:
Sounds really complicated and confusing....Please consider me in.

Maps:

Indochina
Middle East

poptartpsycho18

SHHHHH!!! Don't say complicated!!! It might attract her...

Avril Lavigne wrote:Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

Chill out whatcha yelling' for?
Lay back it's all been done before...

AGGGHHHHHH!!!!! I FEEL LIKE I KNOW EVERYTHING AND THE WORLD DOESN"T UNDERSTAND ME SUDDENLY!!! Somebody please do SOMETHING!!!

Avril Lavigne wrote:AAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Whew, thanks.

Welcome to the game poptartpsycho18

triplh wrote:ah game still open fore pleyers??? if it is thain you can count me in.
classick
federal war

Thanks for playing, me and the others realize you have special needs and have provided you with a vehicle to convey you to the different games.



Welcome to the game triplh, and please continue taking your meds during the course of the tournament.

Mushin, your sense of humor is one of a kind. Hilarious. And as for the sword in my boardshorts... that's a personal matter and without permission, it's off limits!

Ok im ready to play whin its my turn and be ready couz i play to win and go to the finals.