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Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:16 am**

apey wrote:You guys and your baby jokes are disgusting
grow up

You tell 'em girl

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:21 am**

Fircoal wrote:
apey wrote:You guys and your baby jokes are disgusting
grow up

the only think good about baby jokes is that they get what they deserve. (kinda) I hate babies. >.<

but still it's very mean and a bit disturbing.

The point of baby jokes is that they are disturbing

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:31 am**

Iliad wrote:
Fircoal wrote:
apey wrote:You guys and your baby jokes are disgusting
grow up

the only think good about baby jokes is that they get what they deserve. (kinda) I hate babies. >.<

but still it's very mean and a bit disturbing.
The point of baby jokes is that they are disturbing

just wrong...

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:50 am**

Fircoal wrote:
Iliad wrote:
Fircoal wrote:
apey wrote:You guys and your baby jokes are disgusting
grow up

the only think good about baby jokes is that they get what they deserve. (kinda) I hate babies. >.<

but still it's very mean and a bit disturbing.
The point of baby jokes is that they are disturbing

just wrong...

i agree

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:54 pm**

william18 wrote:I don't think I get it.

wow, who doesn't know who michael jackson is?

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:23 pm**

kerntheconkerer wrote:
william18 wrote:I don't think I get it.

wow, who doesn't know who michael jackson is?

I know who he is but I just don't get it, how did he evolve.

Anyway I have another one:

Why do blond girls always have bruises around their belly button?

Apperently the boy blonds arn't to smart either.

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:26 pm**

william18 wrote:This blonde girls was listning to the news and heard that 90% of accidents happen in your home.Guess what she did.

She moved.

JEALOUSY!!!!!!

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:32 pm**

i got a joke that i used to say when i was in school

example

George: are you jeremy's pal joe?
Joe: umm i guess so
George: haha your jeremy's PERSONAL ASS LICKER

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:34 pm**

brooksieb wrote:i got a joke that i used to say when i was in school

example

George: are you jeremy's pal joe?
Joe: umm i guess so
George: haha your jeremy's PERSONAL ASS LICKER

You sound like you were a stupid kid...

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:36 pm**

brooksieb wrote:i got a joke that i used to say when i was in school

example

George: are you jeremy's pal joe?
Joe: umm i guess so
George: haha your jeremy's PERSONAL ASS LICKER

I burst out laughing, though i didn't understand it. I will use that in my next after dinner speech at the Reform Club.

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:37 pm**

The FBI the CIA and the LAPD are all arguing whos the best.
President gets tired of hearin them arguing and decides to test them by throwing a white a rabbit in the forest and told the 3 agencies they have 1 day to find the rabbit.

The CIA go in first, after 10 hours of investigating and interogatting plants and animals, the CIA concluded that the rabbit didnt exsist.
The FBI go in next, after 4 hours of searching, the FBI decide to burn the forest down killing everything including the rabbit. The response as of why they did this...The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD go in next, after 15 minutes of searching, they come out with a beaten bear, and the bear is saying "Okay okay! Im the rabbit! Im the rabbit!"

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:37 pm**

hecter wrote:
brooksieb wrote:i got a joke that i used to say when i was in school

example

George: are you jeremy's pal joe?
Joe: umm i guess so
George: haha your jeremy's PERSONAL ASS LICKER

You sound like you were a stupid kid...

if im so dumb point out wat the joke is and tell me what i mean when i say the joke?

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:49 pm**

kerntheconkerer wrote:Here's the thread all about jokes. Say a joke, just don't be too crude
I'll start us off:
What is the only living proof of evolution?

....Michael Jackson! lol

hey now.. he is the only poor black boy that grew up into a rich white woman

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:53 pm**

dont ya get it hecter, the be all and know it all guy PAL = personal ass licker

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:08 pm**

But PAL could also mean Patented Automobile Lisence. Or Prepared Australian Lemurs. Or Petroleum And Lead. I think you're going for the "double meaning" joke, but the problem is PAL could be intepreted in thousands of different ways. A better example is the classis

Two guys walk into a bar. One ducked.

See? Double meaning!

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:04 pm**

DirtyDishSoap wrote:The FBI the CIA and the LAPD are all arguing whos the best.
President gets tired of hearin them arguing and decides to test them by throwing a white a rabbit in the forest and told the 3 agencies they have 1 day to find the rabbit.

The CIA go in first, after 10 hours of investigating and interogatting plants and animals, the CIA concluded that the rabbit didnt exsist.
The FBI go in next, after 4 hours of searching, the FBI decide to burn the forest down killing everything including the rabbit. The response as of why they did this...The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD go in next, after 15 minutes of searching, they come out with a beaten bear, and the bear is saying "Okay okay! Im the rabbit! Im the rabbit!"

I pissed myself laughing :lol:

Posted: **Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:30 pm**

brooksieb wrote:dont ya get it hecter, the be all and know it all guy PAL = personal ass licker

I'm sorry for, you know, leaving and doing other things... Next time I'll be sure to watch every thread for every minute of every day so I'll be able to jump in on cue when somebody calls my name.

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:07 am**

Oh hecter!~ Could you come over here and look at this for me?
Does this dress make my ass look big?

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:12 am**

browng-08 wrote:Oh hecter!~ Could you come over here and look at this for me?
Does this dress make my ass look big?

You're fat anyway so does it even matter?

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:19 am**

browng-08 wrote:Oh hecter!~ Could you come over here and look at this for me?
Does this dress make my ass look big?

Babe, I think you look gorgeous!

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:24 am**

Now come over here and give me a smooch!

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:54 am**

william18 wrote:I was thinking that to. But he says no crude jokes which I thought meant no rascist jokes. Lol okay I have one:

There was a kid showering with his dad and asked what he called his dick,
and the dad said it was his ferrari, then the kid asked what his was called and the dad said the PeeWee 70. So later the kid take a shower and askes hr what she calls her vag, and she says garage. So since the kid sleeps with his parents they all sleep in one bed. The dad comes and says
its time to park his ferrari in the garage but then the kid said" to late, PeeWee 70 parked.

I haven't heard that one since the 4th grade.

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:59 am**

i take it no racist jokes?

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:02 am**

timmytuttut88 wrote:i take it no racist jokes?

Depends. How bad is it?

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:13 am**

browng-08 wrote:
timmytuttut88 wrote:i take it no racist jokes?
Depends. How bad is it?

not to bad

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