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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:29 am
by jiminski
my rocket just left Uranus
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:35 am
by -ShadySoul-
DaGip wrote:-ShadySoul- wrote:DaGip wrote:Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake.
meh, let them sleep, i enjoyed it
HaHa! You enjoy dick!
the thread, not the dick
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:45 am
by DaGip
jiminski wrote:my rocket just left Uranus
ShadySoul enjoyed it!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:29 am
by brooksieb
ahh no wonder,,, the moons is probably a bit of his dusty old semen lol
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:28 am
by nagerous
Please respond.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:30 am
by DaGip
nagerous wrote:Please respond.
Free Norse!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:20 am
by 0ojakeo0
its like jupiter noone can see it.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:34 am
by Symmetry
Barely visible to the naked eye?
Unlikely to be visited in our lifetime?
Only a tiny part of it is ever solid?
Watched by scientists every night via telescope?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:42 am
by Snorri1234
Symmetry wrote:Barely visible to the naked eye?
Unlikely to be visited in our lifetime?
Only a tiny part of it is ever solid?
Watched by scientists every night via telescope?
Hehehehehehehe.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:45 am
by clapper011
it is the weekend...only reason this isnt locked or any warnings given out!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:16 pm
by unriggable
The problem with Jupiter is that its a very flaccid planet.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:18 pm
by dustn64
Hotdoggie wrote:RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
Thats brilliant
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:23 pm
by Kid_A
your dick is composed of hydrogen and helium and has 63 moons?
or are you referring to that big red spot? because you might want to have that checked out.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:26 pm
by DaGip
If your dick was really like Jupiter, the gravitational forces would implode you and destroy the entire earth!
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:28 pm
by suggs
There's a mistake here. Jupiter is alive, And your dick aint.
Glad to help.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:58 pm
by soundout9
Ya'll are brilliant...nice jokes everyone
snakey....way to set yourself up
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:05 pm
by DaGip
My Dick Is Like Jupiter
My dick is like Jupiter, full of cloudy rings,
A red spot here, another there, contaminates my things.
My balls, they're doing orbits, like Jupiter's bouncing moons,
I enjoy my cock inside you while I am listening to my tunes.
My penis is like a planet, big, round, and fat.
My penis I will never lose, I know just where it's at!
I pluck the wings off flys, and place the wingless ones
Upon my peckers surface, just to have some fun.
I imagine they are aliens, from the planet far above,
I imagine they live on Jupiter, the planet of my love.
They scramble and they tickle the skin of my phallus,
It feels so good, it blows my mind, these flies upon my bus.
So the asteroids they're attracted to my cock, oh, don't you see.
They're attracted to my genitals, huge and planetary!
Alien spacecraft wish to land on the surface of my prick,
Your face is like Uranus, but Jupiter is like my dick!
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DaGip
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:24 pm
by unriggable
RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
407 million miles, to be exact.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:26 pm
by suggs
Never mind how far-there ARE girls out there?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:28 pm
by unriggable
suggs wrote:Never mind how far-there ARE girls out there?
Depends how far you are willing to go to consider things girls.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:58 pm
by RustyMonkey
Untouched by human life?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:02 pm
by hecter
RustyMonkey wrote:Untouched by human life?
You're good at this
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:10 pm
by Plutoman
hecter wrote:RustyMonkey wrote:Untouched by human life?
You're good at this
I'd tend to agree
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:11 pm
by soundout9
Plutoman wrote:hecter wrote:RustyMonkey wrote:Untouched by human life?
You're good at this
I'd tend to agree
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:14 pm
by Tyr
big red spot on it?
you should really see a doctor about that