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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:25 pm
by satanspaladin
unriggable wrote:satanspaladin, what do you gain from doing this?
just sick twisted fun from hearing my straight friends moaning how bad there men friends are
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:46 pm
by btownmeggy
brooksieb wrote:btownmeggy wrote:bedub1 wrote:He isn't counting orgasms...he is counting "sessions"....
He never indicates as such.
well u dont have to count my remarks about em at the end e.g. i cant get enough of it
anyway u shudnt get into such a fuss about these things, it aint like i done something to upset the whole world, if u done it 2 times u put 2 if u aint done it put no times if u done it 7 or more times u put 7 or more times, choice is urs
I'm not fussy. It just seems like it, maybe, because bedub responded so rudely to my kind, well-intentioned, helpful post.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:58 pm
by Snorri1234
satanspaladin wrote:unriggable wrote:satanspaladin, what do you gain from doing this?
just sick twisted fun from hearing my straight friends moaning how bad there men friends are
Don't blame us, blame women being difficult.
Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:19 pm
by Fieryo
apey wrote:I am surprised that this isn't a more popular thread
From the looks of this poll, people have other things to do.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:57 am
by brooksieb
uhhhh. DONT BE RACIST!!!?
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:05 pm
by suggs
I'm ashamed to say that six was my all time record.
Longest wank was on ecstasy (natch), 2 hours. It was great, probably better than my best shag.
Which ain't saying much
Sometimes you just cant beat a good, hard wank.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:56 pm
by heavycola
suggs wrote:I'm asahmed to say that six was my all time record.
Longest wank was on ecstast (natch), 2 hours. It was great, probably better than my best shag.
Which ain't saying much
Sometimes you just cant beat a good, hard wank.
Thank you for your honesty. I spooged just reading this.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:17 pm
by suggs
heavycola wrote:suggs wrote:I'm asahmed to say that six was my all time record.
Longest wank was on ecstast (natch), 2 hours. It was great, probably better than my best shag.
Which ain't saying much
Sometimes you just cant beat a good, hard wank.
Thank you for your honesty. I spooged just reading this.
"Spooged"
there's always a new euphemism for masturbation out there, if you're patient
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:51 pm
by Napoleon Ier
Spooged is rubbish. It doesn't even begin to convey the powerful, ativist, Freudian reaction a viril, red-blooded man ought to have over his gentlemen's relish.
Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:53 pm
by suggs
"Gentleman's relish"!!! Another classic.
I've just spurted my relish all over BTownmeggy's avatar.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:01 am
by brooksieb
bump
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:54 am
by Nickbaldwin
I think you'd love to know, I found someone last night who said he lasted only 3 minutes per wank
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:52 pm
by unriggable
Nickbaldwin wrote:I think you'd love to know, I found someone last night who said he lasted only 3 minutes per wank
Impossible.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 2:22 pm
by Nickbaldwin
5 if he takes it slowly.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:31 pm
by suggs
Oh christ, i've knocked out a few under five mins.
Easy if you forget for a day or two, and build up a head of steam.
They can be fantastic,but all too short.
In general i like to chill out over a half an hour period, just gently...
I have to stop.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 3:39 pm
by lord_pwnage
this topic is very disturbing >.>
how to solve your problem:
1. go out, meet people (girls if you are a boy, and boys if you are a girl, other combinations can also be possible Mantrain FTW!)
2. talk to those people and develop a sort of thing called a 'social life'
3. maybe someone will ever like you a lot (small chance, but there are always people worse than you, remember that try to make sure the person that likes you isn't one of them >.>)
4. if everything goed right you'll have a lot more fun than being alone in your room all night >.< but I won't be a spoiler
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 4:36 pm
by suggs
I can never leave my room. The shadows will get me
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:11 pm
by lord_pwnage
suggs wrote:I can never leave my room. The shadows will get me
ask people in your room then
draw them in using free cookies ^^ succes guaranteed!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:56 pm
by suggs
lord_pwnage wrote:suggs wrote:I can never leave my room. The shadows will get me
ask people in your room then
draw them in using free cookies ^^ succes guaranteed!
Good thinking. Mrs Wibble, my toy cat, is pretty saucy, arent you Mrs. Wibble?
I'm IN!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:11 pm
by Nickbaldwin
suggs wrote:lord_pwnage wrote:suggs wrote:I can never leave my room. The shadows will get me
ask people in your room then
draw them in using free cookies ^^ succes guaranteed!
Good thinking. Mrs Wibble, my toy cat, is pretty saucy, arent you Mrs. Wibble?
I'm IN!
How deep?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:50 am
by Hitman079
Nickbaldwin wrote:I think you'd love to know, I found someone last night who said he lasted only 3 minutes per wank
damn, then i DO have premature ejaculation. 3 minutes as in, any stop-and-go going on?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:24 am
by heavycola
Napoleon Ier wrote:Spooged is rubbish. It doesn't even begin to convey the powerful, ativist, Freudian reaction a viril, red-blooded man ought to have over his gentlemen's relish.
To spooge is not to wank, you dirty little foreigner. It is a quasi-onomatopaeic description of ejaculation. i don't know what powerful reaction the sight of your own stained sheets inspires in you, but thank you for sharing.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:36 am
by lord_pwnage
Nickbaldwin wrote:suggs wrote:lord_pwnage wrote:suggs wrote:I can never leave my room. The shadows will get me
ask people in your room then
draw them in using free cookies ^^ succes guaranteed!
Good thinking. Mrs Wibble, my toy cat, is pretty saucy, arent you Mrs. Wibble?
I'm IN!
How deep?
as soon as you can close the door, lock it and throwing the key out without them stopping you your doing fine
