Conquer Club

how about sizes? some people say that best size of a girl is 1024/768, i however prefer 3D versions...

I thought about it for a long time (ok, a couple of seconds, which was still too much time) and I just can't pick one... each choice is more inane than the previous one...

An English Rose for me

Where's the all of the above option? I'd like to have an orgy.

Are you people's aware these selections are actually lyrics from a Beach Boys song?

Even the 'I like boys'?

Nickbaldwin wrote:Even the 'I like boys'?

Well no...that I had to put in there for the girls to be able to vote too...i don't want anybody saying i'm sexist....although I am....i only wanna have sex with women.....

bedub1 wrote:Are you people's aware these selections are actually lyrics from a Beach Boys song?

Yes.

I was just refusing to acknowledge your joke in order to further my opportunity to fetishisticly rant about how buff redheads are.

bedub1 wrote:
Well no...that I had to put in there for the girls to be able to vote too...i don't want anybody saying i'm sexist....although I am....i only wanna have sex with women.....

Amen to that

btownmeggy wrote:Well, in my opinion,
the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the west behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
And Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind

I always wondered if this part of the song was a reference to "California Girls". Is it?

moo_lol wrote:

btownmeggy wrote:Well, in my opinion,
the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the west behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
And Georgia's always on my my my my my my my my my mind

I always wondered if this part of the song was a reference to "California Girls". Is it?

The whole song is a reference/parody.

you must never have seen Georgian girls..

Chris7He wrote:Where's the all of the above option? I'd like to have an orgy.

Southern girls are fiesty, but are whores. Northern girls are a little promiscuous as well, but are less so than southern girls but are less good looking. Midwest are full of extremely conservative girls (to my knowledge and experience during the half of my life there) and it will take a lot of drinks for them to sleep with you. East coast (primarily California) is littered with hotties! No comment on Southwest.

Sorry to get off topic, but I read on wikipedia that a dildo/penis shoved up your ass will lengthen the full extension of your penis so that it will penetrate deeper.

I want an australian girl I love their accents

I want a girl that doesn't complain to much.

I need a lover.....that won't drive me crazy!

Chris7He wrote:Sorry to get off topic, but I read on wikipedia that a dildo/penis shoved up your ass will lengthen the full extension of your penis so that it will penetrate deeper.

I read on the internet that some people voluntarily split their penis to make it wider and increase the sensation.


Internet is motherfucking scary.

I'm married to a California Girl, so of course that is what I'm going to answer.

soulreaver wrote:I want an australian girl I love their accents

are you kidding me?

they're almost as bad as english girls.

Snorri1234 wrote:

Chris7He wrote:Sorry to get off topic, but I read on wikipedia that a dildo/penis shoved up your ass will lengthen the full extension of your penis so that it will penetrate deeper.

I read on the internet that some people voluntarily split their penis to make it wider and increase the sensation.

Internet is motherfucking scary.

Or those crazy homos who put ballbearings down their penises, gradually widing the penile canal so that they can eventually fit other men's wing-wangs down there enabling them to copulate face to face.

That was some fucked up shit too...

Chris7He wrote:

Chris7He wrote:Where's the all of the above option? I'd like to have an orgy.

Southern girls are fiesty, but are whores. Northern girls are a little promiscuous as well, but are less so than southern girls but are less good looking. Midwest are full of extremely conservative girls (to my knowledge and experience during the half of my life there) and it will take a lot of drinks for them to sleep with you. East coast (primarily California) is littered with hotties! No comment on Southwest.

Sorry to get off topic, but I read on wikipedia that a dildo/penis shoved up your ass will lengthen the full extension of your penis so that it will penetrate deeper.

hey bud, i just thought id let you know...admitting that you were looking on wikipeida for ways to make your penis larger is a bold choice. Best of luck.

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:

Chris7He wrote:Sorry to get off topic, but I read on wikipedia that a dildo/penis shoved up your ass will lengthen the full extension of your penis so that it will penetrate deeper.

I read on the internet that some people voluntarily split their penis to make it wider and increase the sensation.

Internet is motherfucking scary.

Or those crazy homos who put ballbearings down their penises, gradually widing the penile canal so that they can eventually fit other men's wing-wangs down there enabling them to copulate face to face.

That was some fucked up shit too...

Ewwwww!!!!! What the heck is wrong with men today????