Conquer Club

unriggable wrote:The funniest is when I got high and ate so much that I vomited at my house. My dad asked if I drank the following day. Close, but no cigar.

That story reminds me of the time when I moved to Arizona and stayed at my brothers place he was renting. I hadn't smoked marijuana in a long time and I was drunk. My brother made a huge bowl of chunky homemade salsa. I ate so much salsa, and then the room felt like it was tumbling (like a ferris wheel ride that has gone terribly wrong!). Next thing you know, I get up and run to the bathroom...I was spraying red chunky salsa all over the house on the way to the bathroom. I completely missed the toilet, and salsa was all over the floor and the walls. I was so drunk and high, I tried to clean it up, but couldn't see straight. I passed out cold, and my sister was nice enough to clean it all up for me...I felt so bad for her. I am still sorry over that. I don't drink and do drugs anymore, but that is one time I won't ever forget!

this was about a week ago.. my friends and i organized a fight club and i got set up with a state qualifying wrestler so i got my ass handed to me on the ground, i was so tired that i desided to chug down a few beers to refresh myself a bit. idk wether it was that my body didnt feel like drinking that night or im just a bitch wen it comes down to beer... well i decided to chill on the floor and just keep drinking. as soon as i got up i started feeling like shit and i knew i was gunna puke so i made a run for the door and i guess some people were arriving at the same time so i emptied my stomach out on them. it was gross but hilarious to talk about the day after

edwinissweet wrote:this was about a week ago.. my friends and i organized a fight club

I didn't think you were meant to talk about it...

edwinissweet wrote:this was about a week ago.. my friends and i organized a fight club and i got set up with a state qualifying wrestler so i got my ass handed to me on the ground, i was so tired that i desided to chug down a few beers to refresh myself a bit. idk wether it was that my body didnt feel like drinking that night or im just a bitch wen it comes down to beer... well i decided to chill on the floor and just keep drinking. as soon as i got up i started feeling like shit and i knew i was gunna puke so i made a run for the door and i guess some people were arriving at the same time so i emptied my stomach out on them. it was gross but hilarious to talk about the day after

Maybe you should organize a puke club?

misterman10 wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

misterman10 wrote:I haven't puked in like 10 years

and thats a true story

Yeah, but you're also 12 years old and haven't had food poisoning yet.

ya, im not stupid enough to get food poisoning, I'm 8 years old, get it right

The last time I puked was when I ate "blowfish". And thats because the chef cut it wrong, coulda died. -_-

~"blowfish" is quoted so people can't make fun of me for blowing fish, which they now will anyway.

Chucked up at the bus stop the other day. Wasn't very nice.

Not really funny though...

Guiscard wrote:

edwinissweet wrote:this was about a week ago.. my friends and i organized a fight club

I didn't think you were meant to talk about it...

lol
o well

Ummm i was like 8 and i was licking my shoe before the bus came for 2nd grade and my friends were all lick ewww nasty and i kept saying "a little bit of dirt don't hurt" then i threw up on the bus...

the only times i remember puking were when i was drunk, but its not that amusing

My brother told me of the time when he ate a whole bunch of Spanish rice. Then he partied and got drunk, and then he got sick.

He said he went to the bathroom, and opened the toilet, and began to heave...but everything was slow coming up.

He said it was one of the worst puking episodes he had ever had, because all the rice in his stomach had fused together into one doughy like mass, and it was all coming up at one time. He had to push (like he was going poop, but out of his mouth!) then stop and try to catch a breathe with this giant rice turd hanging out of his mouth, and then start pushing again to try and get it out!

Reminds me of the episode of SouthPark when Cartman poops out his mouth!

* * ding ding * * We have a winner!


Honibaz

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/6 ... -Love.html

Here is that SouthPark episode, for your puking enjoyment!

DaGip wrote:http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/608/Red-Hot-Catholic-Love.html

Here is that SouthPark episode, for your puking enjoyment!

in south park they puke in every episode

-ShadySoul- wrote:

DaGip wrote:http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/608/Red-Hot-Catholic-Love.html

Here is that SouthPark episode, for your puking enjoyment!

in south park they puke in every episode

Yeah, but in this one...Cartman craps out his mouth!

One time I ate some bad deer jerky that my uncle made. I had to stay up late and do a graphic design project and study for a Sociology test for the next day in college. I got home from college, and I was hungry. I found the deer jerky and I scarfed down two or three pieces. They were so good and meaty!

Then I went to my bedroom and started studying.

I started belching at first. It really seemed weird. It didn't seem normal to me. It was like gas was building up inside me, and when I would belch, the taste of the gas coming up from my stomach and bowels tasted horrible! I never tasted anything so putrid in my life!

And then all of a sudden, I farted! And I shit my fucking pants!

I ran to the bathroom, and shit and shit! And then after I was done shitting, I started to puke. This all lasted for about 2 or 3 hours. My body was quivering from all the puking and shitting that I had to do. I just laid on the bathroom floor waiting to puke and shit. I really thought I was dying. But once it was over, I felt better.

I didn't get much sleep that night, but I still got an "A" on my Sociology test.

I am wary of homemade meat products now...

When I was a little kid I would get carsick from long rides. Well when we were visiting my cousins in Cali we took a long drive up a mountain, I was in the backseat right side, which faced the opposite of the mountain (the road up spiraled around the mountain, of course) and my cousin was in the middle-seat. After a few spins up I felt a little queasy, I bent over (still sitting down) and my cousin asked if I was going to puke. I shook my head and a few seconds later I puked right into her seat!

This was my very first thread!

Enjoy!

Epic.

DaGip wrote:One time I ate some bad deer jerky that my uncle made. I had to stay up late and do a graphic design project and study for a Sociology test for the next day in college. I got home from college, and I was hungry. I found the deer jerky and I scarfed down two or three pieces. They were so good and meaty!

Then I went to my bedroom and started studying.

I started belching at first. It really seemed weird. It didn't seem normal to me. It was like gas was building up inside me, and when I would belch, the taste of the gas coming up from my stomach and bowels tasted horrible! I never tasted anything so putrid in my life!

And then all of a sudden, I farted! And I shit my fucking pants!

I ran to the bathroom, and shit and shit! And then after I was done shitting, I started to puke. This all lasted for about 2 or 3 hours. My body was quivering from all the puking and shitting that I had to do. I just laid on the bathroom floor waiting to puke and shit. I really thought I was dying. But once it was over, I felt better.

I didn't get much sleep that night, but I still got an "A" on my Sociology test.

I am wary of homemade meat products now...

A great read

I cant wait until i see it on the shelves of waterstones...

DaGip wrote:Tell me your funniest puke story...

This is mine, I was making out with this great looking girl in the back of a station wagon. We were both drunk. I puked all over her! LOL! I didn't get lucky that night...what really sucks is that I had just eaten sphagetti that night too. YEEEYUCK!

one where you puked or can it be one where you were puked on?

1) threw up in my best friends tomato bushes
2) brother got motion sickness and threw up all over me...

In like 4th grade, we had black beans with yellow rice and chicken for dinner. I woke up at 2 am, for whatever reason went into my parents' bathroom and puked on their floor. Like, I wasn't trying to get it in the toilet I wanted them to have to pick it up

I've been tempted at times to induce vomiting to get out of work because I don't have the hutzpa to actually lie about it. Closest I ever came, I actually did end up feeling very nauseous (but didn't actually puke) so I got out of it anyway.

Uh, this story isn't nice.

Last time I got drunk [yes, it's just another drunk one], I had 7 shots of bacardi [SP?], and some of vodka, also my tablet. Well, that wasn't a good idea. I don't remember anything of it, but from what I've been told, it's not pretty.
Vomiting for about 2 hours straight, some being dry retching. What I was doing when I was vomiting was licking the toilet bowl at the same time. I started vomiting when I was out, and then my friends took about an hour to walk a few hundred metres to my friends house, cause I was vomiting every 5 seconds, and then for another hour or so when I got back to my friends house.

Of course, I would add more detail, if I actually knew what the hell happened.

Skittles! wrote:Uh, this story isn't nice.

Last time I got drunk [yes, it's just another drunk one], I had 7 shots of bacardi [SP?], and some of vodka, also my tablet. Well, that wasn't a good idea. I don't remember anything of it, but from what I've been told, it's not pretty.
Vomiting for about 2 hours straight, some being dry retching. What I was doing when I was vomiting was licking the toilet bowl at the same time. I started vomiting when I was out, and then my friends took about an hour to walk a few hundred metres to my friends house, cause I was vomiting every 5 seconds, and then for another hour or so when I got back to my friends house.

Of course, I would add more detail, if I actually knew what the hell happened.

When you were trying to make out with the toilet bowl, I sure hope you were wearing a condom!

last time I blew chunks I was 8. I had some bad pizza, and I was hunched over the toilet all night. When I finaly went to bed i brought up a bucket and put it next to my bed just incase.