Conquer Club

On the contrary... most people are quite original. Maybe not so much with the kids in the clubhouse, but here on CC there is plenty of originality.

wicked wrote:On the contrary... most people are quite original. Maybe not so much with the kids in the clubhouse, but here on CC there is plenty of originality.

what have you been smoking?

Contributing to this thread is equivilant to feeding a brick to your average pig.

Minister Masket wrote:Contributing to this thread is equivilant to feeding a brick to your average pig.

Painful for the pig?

lumpy?

u end up with a rather big paperweight?

Waste of time?

hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention whore, instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big penis. Look at my big penis. Girls go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big penis. Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an obscenely large penis.

LMAO .... by far this is the funniest post i read...

The1exile wrote:

Minister Masket wrote:Contributing to this thread is equivilant to feeding a brick to your average pig.

Painful for the pig?

No, pointless and stupid.

then ur sad jk

Don't worry Joe, we'll just postpone the plans for the Takeover until a better time when the CC users grow a sense of humor. Say hi to Genial George for me!

So, who's going to take over as "Most annoying, non-risk playing, lunatic" now?

muy_thaiguy wrote:So, who's going to take over as "Most annoying, non-risk playing, lunatic" now?

more like "dumbass-multi-of-some-CCer-with-sick-humor" player

AK_iceman wrote:Don't worry Joe, we'll just postpone the plans for the Takeover until a better time when the CC users grow a sense of humor. Say hi to Genial George for me!

If you find something funny and the rest of the world doesn't, then it's not the rest of the world that needs to grow a sense of humour.

Unless it's British Humour.

The1exile wrote:

AK_iceman wrote:Don't worry Joe, we'll just postpone the plans for the Takeover until a better time when the CC users grow a sense of humor. Say hi to Genial George for me!

If you find something funny and the rest of the world doesn't, then it's not the rest of the world that needs to grow a sense of humour.

Unless it's British Humour.

QFT [size=0]except the last part[/size]

AK_iceman wrote:Don't worry Joe, we'll just postpone the plans for the Takeover until a better time when the CC users grow a sense of humor. Say hi to Genial George for me!

Hang on a second! AK is right.
Joe Beevers, this is your opportunity to send Hilarious Herbert, Giggling Gilbert and Funny Fredrick to CC to educate the masses in how to laugh! You're going to be a hero! CCers for generations to come will speak of you in reverent tones as they chortle merrily whilst attacking Kamchatka.
Stay Joe; the truth is that your work here just isn't done yet. We really do need to be given the gift of humour.

Since when did exile make up the "rest of the world"?

wicked wrote:Since when did exile make up the "rest of the world"?

Did I say so? Actually, I was using the rest of the world as an extension of IC generalising all CC users as not having a sense of humour, by which he means, his sense of humour.

static_ice wrote:

The1exile wrote:

AK_iceman wrote:Don't worry Joe, we'll just postpone the plans for the Takeover until a better time when the CC users grow a sense of humor. Say hi to Genial George for me!

If you find something funny and the rest of the world doesn't, then it's not the rest of the world that needs to grow a sense of humour.

Unless it's British Humour.

QFT [size=0]except the last part[/size]

QTQFT [size=0]except the last part. British Humour rules!!![/size]

AK_iceman wrote:Don't worry Joe, we'll just postpone the plans for the Takeover until a better time when the CC users grow a sense of humor. Say hi to Genial George for me!

*begins watering freshly planted sense of humour seeds*

On the off-chance that you haven't really gone, Joe - a few thoughts on this sad occasion?






A diamond geezer. He'll be sorely missed.

The1exile wrote:

AK_iceman wrote:Don't worry Joe, we'll just postpone the plans for the Takeover until a better time when the CC users grow a sense of humor. Say hi to Genial George for me!

If you find something funny and the rest of the world doesn't, then it's not the rest of the world that needs to grow a sense of humour.

Unless it's British Humour.

exile- ur so right, british humour rules, american humour is okay.....but man, watch any british comedy thats any good and u have to laugh- i.e. fawlty towers/men behaving badly (not series 1 or 2) etc

Stopper wrote:On the off-chance that you haven't really gone, Joe - a few thoughts on this sad occasion?






A diamond geezer. He'll be sorely missed.

i only remember him really as frank butcher, getting a pie in the face along with pat in the old vic.....I DID MEAN PIE.

im sure joe will be able to describe him better

hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention whore, instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big penis. Look at my big penis. Girls go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big penis. Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an obscenely large penis.

QFT

wait hes leaving?? thats pretty ghey, now all we have is hecter, hes not entertaining at all.

Would be a shame if he does leave, he was going to ban me tomorrow.