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Conquer Club • Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide - Page 2
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:01 pm
by Stopper
I dunno about that. I was pretty impressed by this bloke's method of topping himself. Chainsaw! Yeah!

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:04 pm
by unriggable
Darwin Awards inspired this. I read about a guy who tried to commit suicide by opening a propane tank and lying right next to it, but he just fell unconscious only to wake up a few hours later and forget about the attempt and light a cigarette and you probably know the rest.

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:12 pm
by Nephilim
Stopper wrote:I dunno about that. I was pretty impressed by this bloke's method of topping himself. Chainsaw! Yeah!


embedded in the neck!!! shit!!!

and i vote for a different option: suffocating oneself in wicked's ass crack would take an unbelievable amount of chutzpah.....

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:16 pm
by unriggable
Nephilim wrote:
Stopper wrote:I dunno about that. I was pretty impressed by this bloke's method of topping himself. Chainsaw! Yeah!


embedded in the neck!!! shit!!!

and i vote for a different option: suffocating oneself in wicked's ass crack would take an unbelievable amount of chutzpah.....



Up the ante and do AK's asscrack.

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:27 pm
by Nephilim
unriggable wrote:
Nephilim wrote:
Stopper wrote:I dunno about that. I was pretty impressed by this bloke's method of topping himself. Chainsaw! Yeah!


embedded in the neck!!! shit!!!

and i vote for a different option: suffocating oneself in wicked's ass crack would take an unbelievable amount of chutzpah.....



Up the ante and do AK's asscrack.


no, i'm betting wicked weighs in around 330....

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:21 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Blaze of glory? Jumping on to a grenade to save some buddies? What about those? Or facing overwhelming odds (battle of Thermopylae)? Other then those, no suicide for me thank you.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:02 am
by unriggable
muy_thaiguy wrote:Blaze of glory? Jumping on to a grenade to save some buddies? What about those? Or facing overwhelming odds (battle of Thermopylae)? Other then those, no suicide for me thank you.


Thats sacrifice not suicide. Those are manliER. Suicide is still somewhere on the scale.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:06 am
by Skoffin
Unless you can decapitate youself you're not manly enough!

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:18 am
by unriggable
I'm surprised so many people voted sudoku, you'd think it would be manlier to cause physical pain than mental.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:21 am
by Skittles!
Why people chose Sudoku is beyond me, it's so damn fun.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:28 am
by muy_thaiguy
unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Blaze of glory? Jumping on to a grenade to save some buddies? What about those? Or facing overwhelming odds (battle of Thermopylae)? Other then those, no suicide for me thank you.


Thats sacrifice not suicide. Those are manliER. Suicide is still somewhere on the scale.
Both actually, you can pretty much garuntee you'll end up killing yourself with those.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:29 am
by muy_thaiguy
Skittles! wrote:Why people chose Sudoku is beyond me, it's so damn fun.
Try so damn annoying. My family is hooked on it, and the game itself just bugs me.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:30 am
by unriggable
muy_thaiguy wrote:
unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Blaze of glory? Jumping on to a grenade to save some buddies? What about those? Or facing overwhelming odds (battle of Thermopylae)? Other then those, no suicide for me thank you.


Thats sacrifice not suicide. Those are manliER. Suicide is still somewhere on the scale.
Both actually, you can pretty much garuntee you'll end up killing yourself with those.


But sacrifice is suicide for a reason outside your own interest. Suicide is just because you want to. To an extent, the columbineers sacrificed themselves (for a cause any rational being should find unworthy)

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:33 am
by muy_thaiguy
unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
unriggable wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Blaze of glory? Jumping on to a grenade to save some buddies? What about those? Or facing overwhelming odds (battle of Thermopylae)? Other then those, no suicide for me thank you.


Thats sacrifice not suicide. Those are manliER. Suicide is still somewhere on the scale.
Both actually, you can pretty much garuntee you'll end up killing yourself with those.


But sacrifice is suicide for a reason outside your own interest. Suicide is just because you want to. To an extent, the columbineers sacrificed themselves (for a cause any rational being should find unworthy)
.
You said it yourself, it IS suicide, just a different kind.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:34 am
by unriggable
But I'm talking about the suicide you can do anytime, not the suicide that comes with glory.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:38 am
by muy_thaiguy
unriggable wrote:But I'm talking about the suicide you can do anytime, not the suicide that comes with glory.
I was just saying that those were the only reasons why I would commit suicide. The original question never said I could not choose those ways.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:59 am
by Kernal_Kronic
Get some hot, big breasted woman/women to shag you to death \:D/

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:54 am
by unriggable
Kernal_Kronic wrote:Get some hot, big breasted woman/women to shag you to death \:D/


I heard the taj mahal actually had about 200 wives and died from exauhstion.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:02 pm
by muy_thaiguy
unriggable wrote:
Kernal_Kronic wrote:Get some hot, big breasted woman/women to shag you to death \:D/


I heard the taj mahal actually had about 200 wives and died from exauhstion.
(whistles) what a way to go!

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:04 pm
by Ronaldinho
The manlyess way to die i think would probally cut your cock off... i would of thought that would take some guts lol, and especially if you don't die, now theres a pretty big problem :roll:

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:20 pm
by hecter
Getting fucked to death by a horse (true story...).

Or how about tying a rope to a tree on the edge of a cliff, with a noose on the end. Then you swallow a poison tablet, jump off the cliff with the noose around your neck, and try to shoot yourself. But instead, you shoot the rope, fall into the water, and throw up the poison because of the shock. Then, you get rescued by a fisherman, and rushed to the hospital, where you die of hypothermia.

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:28 pm
by john1099
hecter wrote:Getting fucked to death by a horse (true story...).

Or how about tying a rope to a tree on the edge of a cliff, with a noose on the end. Then you swallow a poison tablet, jump off the cliff with the noose around your neck, and try to shoot yourself. But instead, you shoot the rope, fall into the water, and throw up the poison because of the shock. Then, you get rescued by a fisherman, and rushed to the hospital, where you die of hypothermia.


Are you a ghost hecter :lol:

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:29 pm
by sam_levi_11
john1099 wrote:
hecter wrote:Getting ed to by a horse (true story...).

Or how about tying a rope to a tree on the edge of a cliff, with a noose on the end. Then you swallow a poison tablet, jump off the cliff with the noose around your neck, and try to shoot yourself. But instead, you shoot the rope, fall into the water, and throw up the poison because of the shock. Then, you get rescued by a fisherman, and rushed to the hospital, where you die of hypothermia.


Are you a ghost hecter :lol:


no, i hope not cos if so who was i with last night :?

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:39 pm
by Stopper
hecter wrote:Getting fucked to death by a horse (true story...).


Ha, yes, I know this is off topic, but do you mean this story? I remember it because it involved a "bestiality ring". The man died from a ruptured colon during a videotaped session :sick: , but last I knew, no charges were brought because the state it happened in didn't have bestiality laws...

Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:43 pm
by muy_thaiguy
Ronaldinho wrote:The manlyess way to die i think would probally cut your cock off... i would of thought that would take some guts lol, and especially if you don't die, now theres a pretty big problem :roll:
Wouldn't be very manly afterwards, huh?