Conquer Club

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?

I SAID I NEED A FEW DAYS.

Please, let the man rest, ...he just spent 3.5 hours at airport quarantine getting power-washed with Bactine MAX®. Did absolutely no good....

Lonous wrote:

Met him once, in line at Krispy Kreme.
I told him, "Chris, nothing makes those extra pounds melt away like being totally unfunny and Jesus-y all the time".

Miserable A-lister bitch never even came back to thank me.

Votanic wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?

I SAID I NEED A FEW DAYS.

Please, let the man rest, ...he just spent 3.5 hours at airport quarantine getting power-washed with Bactine MAX®. Did absolutely no good....

Didn't Saxi say to you, "STFU and make me a sandwich!" ?

Pack Rat wrote:

Votanic wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?

I SAID I NEED A FEW DAYS.

Please, let the man rest, ...he just spent 3.5 hours at airport quarantine getting power-washed with Bactine MAX®. Did absolutely no good....

Didn't Saxi say to you, "STFU and make me a sandwich!" ?

Hey Saxi!
Here's a piece of sewer-rat roadkill I found for you.
It's still dripping with with fecal slime marinade.
Slip it inside your toasted buns and you've got yourself a sandwich.

kiss-ass

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?

I SAID I NEED A FEW DAYS.

Settle down. I’m in no rush.

Just wrote them out incase I forgot to come back when you were going to come back. Maybe you need a vacation.

2dimes wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?

I SAID I NEED A FEW DAYS.

Settle down. I’m in no rush.

Just wrote them out incase I forgot to come back when you were going to come back. Maybe you need a vacation.

Red? Green?
Are you talking about curries... or saxi's safe words at the bathhouse?

Also, speaking of 'cuisine', was there any running (fish) amok in Siem Riep? (AKA: See'em & Weep")

sax... it might be best if you made a full declaration concerning your recent activities in Southeast Asia.

Interpol/CIA has been sending agents around, ...asking questions.

Look, of course it's all a political witchhunt, You know that, I know that, Everybody KNOWS that.

But still, it would look good if you released a voluntary statement now,
...before the Fecal Slime Brigade starts sending out their BS supoenas and stuff.

Votanic wrote:sax... it might be best if you made a full declaration concerning your recent activities in Southeast Asia.

I didn't do anything ralf wouldn't do if he had three days left to live and had just ingested a cocktail mixture of Rohypnol, Kratom, and Cocaine.

Hey numb nuts.

It's been a few days now.

oh it was fine

saxitoxin wrote:oh it was fine

Good, don't say anything more without a lawyer present.
Of course if anything were to leak out, Trump would give you a full 'Nixon-style' pardon in January.
Justice shall prevail!

Red or green?