Conquer Club

Posted: **Wed Apr 24, 2024 12:22 pm**

The Trump campaign has taken down the insane fan-made "God made Trump" ad.

Here it is through the news media

This made me laugh. I don’t think it was supposed to. I think it’s supposed to be taken seriously. I think Trump expects his MAGA followers to believe that he is some kind of Messiah. Quite a few evangelicals, I’m sure, will be lapping it up. Putting his hand on heart, kissing a crucifix and saying, ‘All hail our God-given leader’.

Still, I’m always appreciative of some good comedy to brighten up the day. The writing is TERRIBLE. But that’s what makes it so hilarious.

Here are some of my favorite highlights.

1. I need somebody with arms strong enough to rustle the Deep State. And yet gentle enough to deliver his own Grandchild. (Really? Trump does midwifery? Push Ivana, push.)

2. Come home hungry, wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends, then tell the ladies to be sure and come back soon. And mean it. (This is the bit where he shows footage of Melania looking sozzled and tripping up as they’re heading for the Presidential helicopter. Hilarious.)

3. …Will finish his 40 hour week by Tuesday noon (Lol. He obviously can’t add up. The numbers don’t work. The most hours you can do if you start one second past Midnight Monday is 36 hours.

4. …A man who cares for the flock, a Shepherd to mankind (Except for Mexicans, Arabs, Muslims, and anyone else who is poisoning the blood of white people in America)

Totally insane. I shouldn't be laughing because this maniac might get in again.

- Andy Greenaway - media consultant