Conquer Club

Your funeral Jimbo. Git sum....

PS....for a little reference, I've cut off 3 fingers, been shot twice, got a little head injury that lost me a portion of my vision, fell outta a few cars, crashed more times than kineval when I used to race, survived stage 4 cancer...

I ain't a-feared....I'm just experienced

I vote Duk. If we are to believe him, he's hard working man, and Jimbo is afraid of dogs.

bigtoughralf wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Both could beat saxi in a fair fight?

KoolBak wrote:I've seen the DoD. Granted, I haven't seen you. However, solid vote for the DoD here I'm not afraid of pain but I sure AF wouldn't poke that bear unless I was armed. And 30 feet away.

Thanks, amigo!

jimboston wrote: 2) He’s some sort of public sector employee who drives a truck. There’s no way he’s in good shape, I think he’s admitted as much on here. He’s probably only a few donuts away from cardiac arrest at rest, let alone what happens when adrenaline hits his bloodstream.

You're not wrong, lol. But though I'm old and fat, I fight dirty..

... AND I'M PROBABLY GETTING A PACEMAKER THIS YEAR! Everyone I know who got a pacemaker says it's like being born again. You get 20 years younger overnight.

Duks leading 5 to 2 on this. If there's no more votes by Friday, I'll start a new one. It'll be a banger.

Dukasaur wrote: You're not wrong, lol. But though I'm old and fat, I fight dirty..

What’s “fighting dirty” for a Canuck? You don’t wash hands first?

Dukasaur wrote: ... AND I'M PROBABLY GETTING A PACEMAKER THIS YEAR! Everyone I know who got a pacemaker says it's like being born again. You get 20 years younger overnight.

So you’re conceding you’ll lose without future possible bionic upgrades. Got it.

You generalize as badly as MrSwdk. Not a good look.

Here's a good example of "by any means possible".

I was 21; driving my GF's 73 Plymouth Fury (beast of a rusted out shitcan)...after drinks with my brother, headed home at midnight. Some tweaker / white trash bozo perceives a slight on the road. Screeches to a stop sideways in front of me at a red light. Jumps out screaming (big dude), runs up and opens my door, reaching in to grab me, in theory I assume to drag me out. Hanging on to steering wheel, throw in reverse, floor it. Dude taken down by 150 pound Mopar door, badly....not quite enuf room between door / road. I was prepping to finish the job and BOOM! Christmas time...cops there, lights, sirens....so I didn't perform death by Fury. I wanted to.

Cops had seen the whole thing. Apparently arrested and persecuted (prosecuted too) the f*ck after he got out the hospital. f*ck him. Lucky to be alive.

Anywho, dirty = anything and everything.

DDS knows how well pool balls work, I assume....

KoolBak wrote:You generalize as badly as MrSwdk. Not a good look.

I’m making a joke about a stereotype. If that’s wrong f*ck it… I no longer want to live in this world.

You want to cancel me for calling Canadians polite?

Oh no, jokes are good, eh?

Took you too seriously

KoolBak wrote:Oh no, jokes are good, eh?

Took you too seriously

All good… these lefty fucks have gotten us all so gaga about canceling shit, it fucks with normal human interactions.

This whole thread is a fun CC meets Celebrity Death Match.

Deathrace 2023, CC Version!

Design the cars for participants....

JP4F in a pink smart car with bubble cannon and a slingshot launching out of circulation textbooks

Confed on a 3 legged donkey with a basket of sticks he's collected. Pulling a wheeled kegger o shine

MrSwdke in a rickshaw powered by cream-of-sum-yung-boi

And on we go....

Round 3 ladies and gents!

This is sort of like watching when two limbless hobos get into a fight.

The inbred hillbilly that scrounges for sticks to heat his shanty vs. the nerdy, sweater-vest-wearing special needs teacher?

Yeah, hillbilly used to fighting rabid vermin for roadkill tacos....no contest.

Yeah but if JP4 can trick Confed into holding a sharp object, he might win via self inflicted stab wound.

Confed lives in the bad part of Detroit.

Sorry, JP, this is nolo contendre.

KoolBak wrote:The inbred hillbilly that scrounges for sticks to heat his shanty vs. the nerdy, sweater-vest-wearing special needs teacher?

Yeah, hillbilly used to fighting rabid vermin for roadkill tacos....no contest.

I have to agree, even though I am looking for the scenario we’re they both die.

I picture NaziSS is beating the shit out of JP4Misery, but it’s taking awhile… and the whole time JP4 is talking. Just as NaziSS finally lands the death blow on JP4, his brian shuts down spontaneously due to boredom associated with listening to JP4 pontificate for fifteen minutes straight.

JP4, if you don’t cote for NaziSS to win you are just lying to yourself!

lmao most decisive poll yet. jp4 getting his head squished like a baked bean

They're both retarded though. Well this poll was a bust.

Moving on to Round 4 everyone!

DirtyDishSoap wrote:They're both retarded though. Well this poll was a bust.

No, JP4 is not retarted. Definitely not. Maybe autistic, but not retarded.

Lmao....oh my little punk boy....

Can't we have a tie and play pool and drink til we pass out? Hell I'd even pay

I REALLY dislike fighting. It HURTS. Thus the old, angry fight dirty thing, like the DoD.....

Guaranty I'm meaner. You're younger and more spry.

Definitely calls for some crown.....

Myth noun:
2.a widely held but false belief or idea.

Dukasaur wrote:Myth noun:
2.a widely held but false belief or idea.

But I am legendary.

Kb is trying to buy me off with booze and it's working.

Its a neck and neck race you overgrown fucker! But i voted for you to be classy.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
2nd Round Winner - Duk! Kind of shocked. Thought the irish midget from boston could beat some old fart with a pace maker to death, but hey, McGregor loses to some dork named "Dustin."

1) Since when did I become a midget? I’m 6ft 2in.

2) I’m not shocked I lost. Duk is one of the most liked posters here… he is very balanced and doesn’t get into personal attacks. I on the other hand attack both the Left and the Right and have made few friends but many enemies. i was destined to lose this personality contest. I was hoping yours put me up against someone more maligned…. but the draw is completely random and fair so…