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Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:13 pm**

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is that random enough

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:21 pm**

Your mother

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:25 pm**

why is the beatles spelled with an a?

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:25 pm**

My Halloween journal entry wrote:Ooh, scary. Is Halloween, when all teh creepy things, like toenails and swiss cheese, can roam the streets without fear of being eaten. It's the time of year to scare the living pants off your grandmama, if the pants are still living. You see, this is the day when all fruit boil and spoil, and all underwear turns black. Teacups go on the attack, and the plants dance with spoons. TicTacs are $12.99 per small package, and sticks rule the world on Halloween night!

:mrgreen:

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:43 pm**

Oh my fucking god guys!!! That is so totally a pina-colada meltdown point five recurring with syrup. Now bow down to me.

Behold. In the far wind.

Squeak.

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:02 pm**

On a dark desert highway,
Cool wind in my hair.
Warm smell of collitas
Rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light.
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim.
I had to stop for the night.

There she stood in the doorway.
I heard the mission bell.
And I was thinking to myself
This could be heaven or this could be hell.
Then she lifted a candle
And she showed me the way.
There were voices in the corridor.
Thought I heard them say:

"Welcome to the Hotel California.
Such a lovely place(Such a lovely place) Such a lovely face...
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California.
Any time of year(Any time of year) You can find it here..."

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:11 pm**

STOP ADVERTISING YOU DAMN HOTEL OWNER!!!!!! :evil:

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:17 pm**

Vote: Mandy HE DOESN'T LIKE THE HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:18 pm**

mandy is a girls name

I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
A shadow of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into

Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me oh Mandy

[Chorus:]
Well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Mandy

I'm standing on the edge of time
I Walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbing
The tears are in my mind
And nothing is rhyming, oh Mandy

[Chorus]

Yesterday's a dream I face the morning
Crying on the breeze
The pain is calling, oh Mandy

[Chorus]

You came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
You kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you...

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:41 pm**

What starts with P and ends with ORN?

POPCORN!

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:42 pm**

firth4eva wrote:mandy is a girls name

I remember all my life
Raining down as cold as ice
A shadow of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into

Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me oh Mandy

[Chorus:]
Well you came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
Well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Mandy

I'm standing on the edge of time
I Walked away when love was mine
Caught up in a world of uphill climbing
The tears are in my mind
And nothing is rhyming, oh Mandy

[Chorus]

Yesterday's a dream I face the morning
Crying on the breeze
The pain is calling, oh Mandy

[Chorus]

You came and you gave without taking
But I sent you away, oh Mandy
You kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you...

Then why are you still shaking?

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:46 pm**

IF YOU STOP BEATING HIM, HE'LL STOP SHAKING!!!

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:05 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:08 pm**

Cows don't go bleat!

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:16 pm**

*BEats off everyone who has posted in this thread so far*

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:22 pm**

Fircoal wrote:*BEats off everyone who has posted in this thread so far*

*Watches in disgust as Fircoal beats off to his computer*

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:56 pm**

"Well don't just look at her ass. Eat it!"

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:02 pm**

farad!

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:09 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:29 pm**

I R BABOON

Posted: **Thu Jul 19, 2007 8:55 am**

Shadowstar wrote:I R BABOON

I Am Weasel

what an old show.hehehe

Posted: **Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:02 am**

cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken cow chicken

Posted: **Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:01 am**

Cow'n'Chicken & I.M. Weasel Lyrics

Cow'n'Chicken Theme Song
Mama had a chicken,
Mama had a cow,
Dad was proud,
He didn't care how.
Cow.
Chicken.
Cow and Chicken!

Cow'n'Chicken Lyrics von David Feiss, Musik von Guy Moon

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I.M. Weasel Theme Song
You don't need pants for the Victory Dance,
'cause Baboon's better than Weasel,
I.R. Baboon's big star of cartoon, "I AM WEASEL!"
I.R. Baboon reigns king in his mind,
he's just as good as the weasely kind,
but 'round every corner he's likely to find
"I AM WEASEL!" "I AM WEASEL!"
"I AM WEASEL!"

Posted: **Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:14 am**

i used to watch them, cow and chicken was better though lol

Posted: **Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:54 am**

TOMATO SAUCE! :evil:

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