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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:16 am
by Syzygy
dustn64 wrote:I snap his dick in half and cut his sack open, so I get get his balls and put them in his mouth. I make him swallow them whole.
OMFG.
*Cries and hangs himself.
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:40 pm
by johnnyrotten
*wanks off over the dead hanging body*
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:43 pm
by dustn64
*catches your liquid*
*duct tapes funnel to your mouth*
*pours goat blood in bag of liquid*
*empties bag into funnel*
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:56 am
by Dancing Mustard
Beats off while watching
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:23 am
by dustn64
I take two goats, give one laxitive.
tie you down
have one goat sit on your dick
have the other take a crap on your face
[size=0]I hope these are sexy enough or you guys[/size]
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:02 pm
by fireedud
sticks long island (the big, green dildo) up your @$$.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:42 pm
by heavycola
i tie him up, pour battery acid in his eyes, eviscerate him with a dull spoon, slide around naked in the hot guts, and apply a cattle prod to my balls as i asphyxiate myself with his small intestine and weep in his dying face.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:46 pm
by UCAbears
Norse wrote:Fingers his bottom^^^^^^^^^
omg ur so fucking sick..
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:58 pm
by s.xkitten
i know i shouldn't post in this thread...but i figured i'd give y'all a chance to be not quite so gay...go for it...
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:00 am
by nmhunate
... The Aristocrats!
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:01 am
by hecter
*spanks. Hard*
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:08 am
by Aimless
*Gets hard thinking about the spanker.*
Err... I mean spanking. Yes. Pay no attention to the simple typo that was not a Freudian slip.
*Whistles innocently.*
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:18 am
by Pico
I use the whole Fist
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:10 am
by Fircoal
*has sex with everyone who has posted on this thread so far.*
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:51 am
by Pico
You have?!?! well ok, I guess since I'm new, im no exception.
*drops pants and stands behind Fircoal*
I'll be gentle
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:47 am
by reverend_kyle
tickles their butt kisses their neck and applies 2 in the pink and one in the stink.
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:01 am
by Pico
Teaches him something new, Visual and hands on:
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:05 am
by chessplaya
I will use the teaser on u
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:31 am
by Pico
When it comes to performing I don't f*ck around
BEHOLD THE SHOWSTOPPER!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:12 am
by Dancing Mustard
That was the most wasted opportunity to not be gay that I've ever seen...
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:57 pm
by s.xkitten
Dancing Mustard wrote:That was the most wasted opportunity to not be gay that I've ever seen...
qft
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:29 pm
by dustn64
we go out for a nice seafood dinner. I order fish, you order shrimp. we sit and talk for half an hour until the food comes. when we get done I pay and we walk out the door. I call a cab but nobody stops. we decide to walk home. We walk across deserts and grasslands until we realize that you live acoss the country. we get stranded and began to starve. I rip your arm off and we share the meat. I realize that we can ride the motorcycle I have been carrying. We do and make it home safely. I tell you I am sorry for ripping your arm off and drop you off at your house.
The end
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:48 am
by Pain Killer
dustn64 wrote:we go out for a nice seafood dinner. I order fish, you order shrimp. we sit and talk for half an hour until the food comes. when we get done I pay and we walk out the door. I call a cab but nobody stops. we decide to walk home. We walk across deserts and grasslands until we realize that you live acoss the country. we get stranded and began to starve. I rip your arm off and we share the meat. I realize that we can ride the motorcycle I have been carrying. We do and make it home safely. I tell you I am sorry for ripping your arm off and drop you off at your house.
The end
that happend to me last night
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 8:56 am
by Pico
Rub your stumb of an arm and tell you "everything is gonna be alright"
"I'm gonna show you which side to butter your bread"
Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:03 am
by hecter
Use your imagination
