Chatters Christmas Challenge 2020 Day 6

[ZaBeast]

H1

[the warrior65]

[Canag0d]

Ugh I can’t post an image cuz I’m a newb. I was going to post a picture of a plague doctor. Can I still get credit? Lol

[the warrior65]

Sorry forgot ie D3 please

Mod edit D3 taken, advised in the chat rooms H9

[Maxleod]

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[Razorvich]

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Day 1 Grid


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Day 2. Tell a joke that is better than this:

Two Blondes were walking in the outback, they came across some tracks
One turned to the other and said "I recon they are Emu tracks"
The other says, "No I recon they are Kangaroo tracks."

Then they were hit by a train.
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You have 24 Hours or so to get your entries in.
*Make sure you claim your prize spot with your entry here in the Thread.

NO PM RESPONSES PLEASE

Day 2 Public Treasure Clue

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[Zemljanin]

I needed the whole previous comptetition to learn the rules. Was very eager to compete when I know the rules, but...
I've got an entirely new set of rules. Haven't even seen The Prize Grid so far.

I am picking C4. If already taken, then C9

[Keefie]

I know I can't enter but I had to share this.

An Australian goes to new Zealand and sees a guy shagging a sheep on the side of the road, he says mate, in Australia we sheer our sheep. The new Zealand guy says, naff off, I'm not sheering her with anyone.

[Razorvich]

I needed the whole previous comptetition to learn the rules. Was very eager to compete when I know the rules, but...
I've got an entirely new set of rules. Haven't even seen The Prize Grid so far.

I am picking C4. If already taken, then C9

C4 will work for your day 1 entry

[i-andrei]

Q: What did the hat say to the bald head?
A: Stay here, I'm going on a head.

F9

[chanakam2020]

A man was walking in the park when he came upon another man playing chess with his dog.
He astonished and said , " Geez, that's a smart dog you have!"
Dog owner angrily replied, " No way, not so smart . I am leading three games to one."
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E4

[Maxleod]

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[Zemljanin]

Wife:
What will you buy to me for Christmas?

Husband:
Nothing. It's Jesus' birthday, not yours.

C9

P.S. There are very few games I am interested to play. Is it allowed to change places, if I find a volunteer?

(Example: I've got an entry in triples game and somebody who loves triples got an entry in standard chatters game. We would both want to change places. Will such a thing be allowed to us?

[Razorvich]

IF you find someone yes we can discuss that later

P.S. There are very few games I am interested to play. Is it allowed to change places, if I find a volunteer?

(Example: I've got an entry in triples game and somebody who loves triples got an entry in standard chatters game. We would both want to change places. Will such a thing be allowed to us?

[DBandit70]

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s robbed by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The turtle replies, I don’t know. It all happened so fast.

J4

[sdh]

How do you drown a hipster?
Throw him in the mainstream.

B7

[Elior]

Where did little Annie go during the explosion?

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Everywhere!!! (her bits anyway if you didnt get it)
(I know its crude but I laughed so hard when I first heard it)

J10, I wont be offended if you think this wasn't funny LOL

Ps thanks so much for a fun event!

[Swifte]

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. (PM me and I can explain it to you Raz)

C3

[Canag0d]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

F9 (because F is the 6th letter and I’m immature).

Also I have no idea how this is played or what I’m doing if anyone can give me some help I’d appreciate it.

[the warrior65]

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs.
The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied.
"Now you have to remove them."


B10 pls

[ZaBeast]

A logician's wife needs her husband to do the groceries, so she asks him "Can you go to the supermarket pick a carton of milk please? And if they have eggs, take a dozen."
And so the logician comes back with 12 cartons of milk

I2

[Canag0d]

A logician's wife needs her husband to do the groceries, so she asks him "Can you go to the supermarket pick a carton of milk please? And if they have eggs, take a dozen."
And so the logician comes back with 12 cartons of milk

I2

What supermarket wouldn’t have eggs? It’s not realistic to say “if they have eggs” because it’s presumed that every supermarket always has eggs. I’m sorry but this joke is irresponsible

[jfm10]

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s robbed by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The turtle replies, I don’t know. It all happened so fast.

J4

Last time I heard this , I fell off my dinosaur and broke my rock underwear.

H5 please

[cdbridges]

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

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Slow down and use some lubricant

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B-9 on Prize grid sounds good. (Taken)
C-6 or if taken H-7 would be heavenly, please.

[Elaterate]

Donald Trump is a good person.... HAHAHAHAHAHA



I-4 please