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Lost 20v2v1v1 the yesterday..
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Not that it matters much. Has anyone else thought the dice on saxibot are strange? When you attack 6 v 3 you usually lose. When saxibot attacks it usually wins.
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10.26.2013 Game 13508862 Round 5. 30 terts vs 14.
10.27.2013 Game 13508862 Round 6. 27 terts and 3 full kingdoms vs 15. He even run another 12 terts. This guy even complaint about bad dice.
10.27.2013 Game 13512912 Round 3. 21 terts + a Village vs mine 21. Round 4 knock out all of one of my Kingdom's. Far over the top.
10.27.2013 Game 13514844 Knock out my Kingdom in round 5 which is extreme. I ran across the map to hit back just to meet his 2nd Kingdom's gate blocked by just as big stack as my main stack. Two extremes.
10.28.2013 Game 13519207 Another Private 1 Class. Noth that his dice were extreme but mine extreme bad. Round 15 he drop 18 troops + two villages. My main stack carry 16.
10.28.2013 Game 13519948 Another.
10.28.2013 Game 13519991 Yet another. And second in order. Second in order. Second in order.
10.29.2013 Game 13523253, Game 13523299, Game 13523352, Game 13523393, Game 13523515. X games in a row second in order.
10.29.2013 Game 13524200 One side dice on my disfavor.
10.31.2013 Game 13533139 What's scary. This guy actually even talk about dice in my favor. We've played some games. He just do it in game after game after game after game. But it's me that has the luck. I wonder what this guy are used to when it comes to luck.
11.01.2013 Game 13533421 Same as above.
11.01.2013 Game 13533732 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.02.2013 Game 13537676 OPPONENT complain about dice.
11.02.2013 Game 13539414 Complete unintresting game due one side dice. Second in order.
11.02.2013 Game 13539923 Same. One side dice in my disfavor. Second in order.
11.02.2013 Game 13540602 Another one. First in order but drop and one side dice in my disfavor.
11.02.2013 Game 13542074 I had 2-3 game balls but failed over and over. Second in order.
11.03.2013 Game 13544115 One side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13544102 One side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13544084 One side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13544885 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13545463 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13545997 Extreme one side dice n my disfavor.
11.04.2013 Game 13548275 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.04.2014 Game 13548528 Top 10 most extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.04.2013 Game 13548542 Another. Second in order for both recent games.
11.04.2013 Game 13550201 Order, drop and extreme dice in my disfavor. This is the mantra in my classic polymorphic.
11.04.2013 Game 13550586 Drop, dice and order.
11.04.2013 Game 13550672 I had area bonus for 6 rounds. My opponent went for wrong target in the end game and save me the game. One side dice. I was even first in order. A mistake saved me.
05.11.2013 Game 13554481 Order, drop and dice in my disfavor. Opponent's area in first round 4v3 and no way in.
05.11.2013 Game 13554499 Another guy complaints about dice. I was first in order. Got area bonus in round 1 but still could not win.
05.11.2013 Game 13554622 First in order but drop and one side dice in my disfavor killed me in 1st round.
05.11.2013 Game 13555458 Drop, dice, order.
05.11.2013 Game 13555679 Drop and dice. First in order but opponents receive SA area bonus in round 2.
For Classic polymorhip the problem seem to be, well, dice and being dislocated. My opponents receive +2 area bonus from very early on in the games. There are no way to break in or fort troops in.
05.11.2013 Game 13555722 First in order. Good drop but complete dice fail. And. Of course all alright dice for my opponent.
05.11.2013 Game 13555800 First in order and opponent got both 3/4 of Ociania and SA. Very often the drop are reverse for me which mean St.holm Berlin fort and no Madrid Berlin + neutrals block the way in. However very hard to catch up with one side dice in my disfavor.
06.11.2013 Game 13557811 Same old story. I was first in order. Extreme dice in my disfavor. 1 tert left in round 3. 15 Yellow terts and I'm not even able to break Ociania bonus from Mumbai. Round 4 game.
11.06.2013 Game 13558888
11.06.2013 Game 13558797
11.06.2013 Game 13559378
11.07.2013 Game 13564400 Drop, dice, order
11.07.2013 Game 13564411 Drop, dice order
11.07.2013 Game 13564265 Drop, dice, order
11.07.2013 Game 13564455 Drop, dice, order
11.07.2013 Game 13564733 Second in order. Extreme one side dice in my disfavor. I don't understand how he did. He failed to break out in round 3 but I ran into several stacks and couldn't take either village or any castle. Xeu 10, Xeu village and Xeu 3. Round 8 and he still hadb't broken out of his second Kingdom.
11.07.2013 Game 13564782 Same guy. Me first in order. I don't get a grip what he's doing. I met 4 major stacks. Cen Village, Cen 1, Cen 13 and CR Castle. I managed to take 2 out of 4 major stacks. RoM break out with a 60 stack in round 9. I had singles only in Tri. I estimate top 10 two games in a row. Never seen before. This guy is really fun watch play. Also good in Classic poly. #1 player I've met.
11.07.2013 8 out of 12 speed games lost.
11.08.2013 Game 13566497 Drop, dice, order. Clustered in Africa and NA. Tried to target Yellow but one side dice in my disfavor. 8v3 came out 2v3 and game. I simply adore Classic poly 1v1! Best BS setting along with FE 1v1!
11.08.2013 Game 13566530 Drop, dice order.
11.08.2013 Game 13566568 Second in order.
11.08.2013 Game 13567936 Drop, dice, order. Opponents unbreakable Ociania in first move in first round. Bonus from round 2.
11.08.2013 Game 13567960 Order and dice. OK drop. Opponent receive Ociania bonus in round 2. I does by myself but rare. My opponents does in 2-3-4 out of 10 games.
11.08.2013 Game 13567997 Order. Dice saved me finally.
11.08.2013 Game 13568195 Order and dice.
11.08.2013 Game 13568326 Drop, dice and order.
11.08.2013 Game 13568334 Order
11.09.2013 Game 13569127 Raped by dice. Opponent 9v5. 1 loss. My 9v2. None. And on and on and on and on. Never witness anything like it. I had good control and YTFYUYI6&%eT5tUyi(988o(/G
11.08.2013 Game 13569198 Round 2. Unable to make assaults and unable to fort!? $25 a year is cheap. No wonder.
11.09.2013 Game 13570738 Drop, dice, order. Opponents area bonus in first attempt.
11.09.2013 Game 13570883 Drop, dice and order.
11.09.2013 Game 13572094 Drop and dice. First in order but opponent keep Ociania from first round.
11.09.2013 Game 13572130 First in order. Good drop. Raped by dice.
11.09.2013 Game 13572153 Dice. Second in order. Opponent shoot down 6 in first attempt. Game. I never does.
11.09.2013 Game 13572215 Drop, dice and order. Opponent SA bonus in first attempt. No way in from North. Block Sao Paolo and game.
11.09.2013 Game 13572236 Drop, dice order. 3/4 Ociania. Blocked no way in.
11.09.2013 Game 13572295 Great drop. First in order. Good dice. It's just. My opponents had better dice. I mean. How do they do it?
11.09.2013 Game 13572332 First in order. Interesting drop. Raped by dice.
10.26.2013 Game 13508862 Round 5. 30 terts vs 14.
10.27.2013 Game 13508862 Round 6. 27 terts and 3 full kingdoms vs 15. He even run another 12 terts. This guy even complaint about bad dice.
10.27.2013 Game 13512912 Round 3. 21 terts + a Village vs mine 21. Round 4 knock out all of one of my Kingdom's. Far over the top.
10.27.2013 Game 13514844 Knock out my Kingdom in round 5 which is extreme. I ran across the map to hit back just to meet his 2nd Kingdom's gate blocked by just as big stack as my main stack. Two extremes.
10.28.2013 Game 13519207 Another Private 1 Class. Noth that his dice were extreme but mine extreme bad. Round 15 he drop 18 troops + two villages. My main stack carry 16.
10.28.2013 Game 13519948 Another.
10.28.2013 Game 13519991 Yet another. And second in order. Second in order. Second in order.
10.29.2013 Game 13523253, Game 13523299, Game 13523352, Game 13523393, Game 13523515. X games in a row second in order.
10.29.2013 Game 13524200 One side dice on my disfavor.
10.31.2013 Game 13533139 What's scary. This guy actually even talk about dice in my favor. We've played some games. He just do it in game after game after game after game. But it's me that has the luck. I wonder what this guy are used to when it comes to luck.
11.01.2013 Game 13533421 Same as above.
11.01.2013 Game 13533732 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.02.2013 Game 13537676 OPPONENT complain about dice.
11.02.2013 Game 13539414 Complete unintresting game due one side dice. Second in order.
11.02.2013 Game 13539923 Same. One side dice in my disfavor. Second in order.
11.02.2013 Game 13540602 Another one. First in order but drop and one side dice in my disfavor.
11.02.2013 Game 13542074 I had 2-3 game balls but failed over and over. Second in order.
11.03.2013 Game 13544115 One side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13544102 One side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13544084 One side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13544885 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13545463 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.03.2013 Game 13545997 Extreme one side dice n my disfavor.
11.04.2013 Game 13548275 Extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.04.2014 Game 13548528 Top 10 most extreme one side dice in my disfavor.
11.04.2013 Game 13548542 Another. Second in order for both recent games.
11.04.2013 Game 13550201 Order, drop and extreme dice in my disfavor. This is the mantra in my classic polymorphic.
11.04.2013 Game 13550586 Drop, dice and order.
11.04.2013 Game 13550672 I had area bonus for 6 rounds. My opponent went for wrong target in the end game and save me the game. One side dice. I was even first in order. A mistake saved me.
05.11.2013 Game 13554481 Order, drop and dice in my disfavor. Opponent's area in first round 4v3 and no way in.
05.11.2013 Game 13554499 Another guy complaints about dice. I was first in order. Got area bonus in round 1 but still could not win.
05.11.2013 Game 13554622 First in order but drop and one side dice in my disfavor killed me in 1st round.
05.11.2013 Game 13555458 Drop, dice, order.
05.11.2013 Game 13555679 Drop and dice. First in order but opponents receive SA area bonus in round 2.
For Classic polymorhip the problem seem to be, well, dice and being dislocated. My opponents receive +2 area bonus from very early on in the games. There are no way to break in or fort troops in.
05.11.2013 Game 13555722 First in order. Good drop but complete dice fail. And. Of course all alright dice for my opponent.
05.11.2013 Game 13555800 First in order and opponent got both 3/4 of Ociania and SA. Very often the drop are reverse for me which mean St.holm Berlin fort and no Madrid Berlin + neutrals block the way in. However very hard to catch up with one side dice in my disfavor.
06.11.2013 Game 13557811 Same old story. I was first in order. Extreme dice in my disfavor. 1 tert left in round 3. 15 Yellow terts and I'm not even able to break Ociania bonus from Mumbai. Round 4 game.
11.06.2013 Game 13558888
11.06.2013 Game 13558797
11.06.2013 Game 13559378
11.07.2013 Game 13564400 Drop, dice, order
11.07.2013 Game 13564411 Drop, dice order
11.07.2013 Game 13564265 Drop, dice, order
11.07.2013 Game 13564455 Drop, dice, order
11.07.2013 Game 13564733 Second in order. Extreme one side dice in my disfavor. I don't understand how he did. He failed to break out in round 3 but I ran into several stacks and couldn't take either village or any castle. Xeu 10, Xeu village and Xeu 3. Round 8 and he still hadb't broken out of his second Kingdom.
11.07.2013 Game 13564782 Same guy. Me first in order. I don't get a grip what he's doing. I met 4 major stacks. Cen Village, Cen 1, Cen 13 and CR Castle. I managed to take 2 out of 4 major stacks. RoM break out with a 60 stack in round 9. I had singles only in Tri. I estimate top 10 two games in a row. Never seen before. This guy is really fun watch play. Also good in Classic poly. #1 player I've met.
11.07.2013 8 out of 12 speed games lost.
11.08.2013 Game 13566497 Drop, dice, order. Clustered in Africa and NA. Tried to target Yellow but one side dice in my disfavor. 8v3 came out 2v3 and game. I simply adore Classic poly 1v1! Best BS setting along with FE 1v1!
11.08.2013 Game 13566530 Drop, dice order.
11.08.2013 Game 13566568 Second in order.
11.08.2013 Game 13567936 Drop, dice, order. Opponents unbreakable Ociania in first move in first round. Bonus from round 2.
11.08.2013 Game 13567960 Order and dice. OK drop. Opponent receive Ociania bonus in round 2. I does by myself but rare. My opponents does in 2-3-4 out of 10 games.
11.08.2013 Game 13567997 Order. Dice saved me finally.
11.08.2013 Game 13568195 Order and dice.
11.08.2013 Game 13568326 Drop, dice and order.
11.08.2013 Game 13568334 Order
11.09.2013 Game 13569127 Raped by dice. Opponent 9v5. 1 loss. My 9v2. None. And on and on and on and on. Never witness anything like it. I had good control and YTFYUYI6&%eT5tUyi(988o(/G
11.08.2013 Game 13569198 Round 2. Unable to make assaults and unable to fort!? $25 a year is cheap. No wonder.
11.09.2013 Game 13570738 Drop, dice, order. Opponents area bonus in first attempt.
11.09.2013 Game 13570883 Drop, dice and order.
11.09.2013 Game 13572094 Drop and dice. First in order but opponent keep Ociania from first round.
11.09.2013 Game 13572130 First in order. Good drop. Raped by dice.
11.09.2013 Game 13572153 Dice. Second in order. Opponent shoot down 6 in first attempt. Game. I never does.
11.09.2013 Game 13572215 Drop, dice and order. Opponent SA bonus in first attempt. No way in from North. Block Sao Paolo and game.
11.09.2013 Game 13572236 Drop, dice order. 3/4 Ociania. Blocked no way in.
11.09.2013 Game 13572295 Great drop. First in order. Good dice. It's just. My opponents had better dice. I mean. How do they do it?
11.09.2013 Game 13572332 First in order. Interesting drop. Raped by dice.
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread
the dice are strange, what i have found out just yesterday
if u fail with 3 clicks, its not gonna work
than u have to click autoattack, that works
has anybody made the same experience`?
if u fail with 3 clicks, its not gonna work
than u have to click autoattack, that works
has anybody made the same experience`?
I used to roll the daizz
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
[spoiler=AOK Rocks][/spoiler]
Feel the fear in my enemy´s eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
Long live the Army Of Kings !
AOK
[spoiler=AOK Rocks][/spoiler]
Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread
Finally an intelligent thread
I was up big in a polymorph game and went 0-8, 0- 4 and 0-2 and proceeded to lose the game
Game 13559415
I know, random dice, it just happens, I know
I was up big in a polymorph game and went 0-8, 0- 4 and 0-2 and proceeded to lose the game
Game 13559415
I know, random dice, it just happens, I know
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Kid Moe, the dice are random; it just happens.
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BBS, you know from the other thread that the dice aren't random. They just don't favor one player over another.
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I just took out a 9 with a 6 and had 4troops left. This was in a casual game. Why can't I get dice like that in clan war games?

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BoganGod wrote:I just took out a 9 with a 6 and had 4troops left. This was in a casual game. Why can't I get dice like that in clan war games?
I just won 4v6 to break a bonus on a trench tournament game.

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degaston wrote:BBS, you know from the other thread that the dice aren't random. They just don't favor one player over another.
Sure, the dice may not favor one player over another, but the Dice Gods certainly do! They greatly appreciate my sacrifices, and upon perusing my battle outcomes, everything may appear normal; however, it just so happens that I get the right dice at the right times and the worst dice at times when it doesn't affect the total outcome of a game.
You and your science are no match for the Dice Gods!
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I'd like to post my "Sure, I want to fight __The Dice__ -- but how?" image in this topic, but I suppose I should probably save such things for the Off Topics forum.
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grifftron wrote:I hate this game.
DON'T HATE THE GAME, HATE THE PLAYA
Bollocks.
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
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I shit you not, this game is the ultimate exercise in frustration: Game 13562899
Three rounds have passed, three times I have deployed on Cornwall, THREE TIMES I HAVE FAILED TO CONQUER DEVON FROM [player]Fletch27[/player]
It should be noted that Fletch27 has made no attempt to stifle my efforts(in fact he's made no effort to actually turn up and play, but that's not my complaint). It's a flat rate game and I've only managed to get a card this round by using another stack to hit a 1 somewhere else. If it were an escalating game then I'd be ok with missing two cards, but not in a flat rate game. This is just bullshit!
Three rounds have passed, three times I have deployed on Cornwall, THREE TIMES I HAVE FAILED TO CONQUER DEVON FROM [player]Fletch27[/player]
It should be noted that Fletch27 has made no attempt to stifle my efforts(in fact he's made no effort to actually turn up and play, but that's not my complaint). It's a flat rate game and I've only managed to get a card this round by using another stack to hit a 1 somewhere else. If it were an escalating game then I'd be ok with missing two cards, but not in a flat rate game. This is just bullshit!
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BigBallinStalin wrote:degaston wrote:BBS, you know from the other thread that the dice aren't random. They just don't favor one player over another.
Sure, the dice may not favor one player over another, but the Dice Gods certainly do! They greatly appreciate my sacrifices, and upon perusing my battle outcomes, everything may appear normal; however, it just so happens that I get the right dice at the right times and the worst dice at times when it doesn't affect the total outcome of a game.
You and your science are no match for the Dice Gods!
Am I the only one who says a little prayer of thanks when my dice completely collapse in an irrelevent game?
I suspect I am not.

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38 vs 12 and won after i rolled a 3 vs 1 for the kill hahahahahahahahhahahahha
I know, random, I know
To be fair though i took out a 22 with my 9....that was a rare treat
I know, random, I know
To be fair though i took out a 22 with my 9....that was a rare treat
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I feel as if the dice Gads continually frown upon me
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In Game 13515490 I went for an elimination move on Yellow to get his 5 cards, yummy!
Then got turned away in the first battle, 26 could not beat 6......
Then got turned away in the first battle, 26 could not beat 6......
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Artimis wrote:In Game 13515490 I went for an elimination move on Yellow to get his 5 cards, yummy!![]()
Then got turned away in the first battle, 26 could not beat 6......
You need to restart your browser when you lose 8 in a row. It's the only way to restore the balance; otherwise, disaster will ensue.
Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread
Serbia wrote:grifftron wrote:I hate this game.
DON'T HATE THE GAME, HATE THE PLAYA
Bollocks.
I hate serbia.

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I could roll the dice with the best of them, when I was young.
I can still roll the dice...computer dice suck soooo bad.
I continually get bad dice. Can not win a 4v1 to save my life!
Of course once it is too late (lost the game) I can kill 20 units with just 4 men!!!
I think I will have to retire this game forever. why bother, the dice are not going to get any better.
I will stick to board games, roll the dice for realz
I can still roll the dice...computer dice suck soooo bad.
I continually get bad dice. Can not win a 4v1 to save my life!
Of course once it is too late (lost the game) I can kill 20 units with just 4 men!!!
I think I will have to retire this game forever. why bother, the dice are not going to get any better.
I will stick to board games, roll the dice for realz
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Gweeedo wrote:I could roll the dice with the best of them, when I was young.
I can still roll the dice...computer dice suck soooo bad.
I continually get bad dice. Can not win a 4v1 to save my life!
Of course once it is too late (lost the game) I can kill 20 units with just 4 men!!!
I think I will have to retire this game forever. why bother, the dice are not going to get any better.
I will stick to board games, roll the dice for realz
Oh cheers, that's 11 months of premium down the drain!
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Artimis wrote:Gweeedo wrote:I could roll the dice with the best of them, when I was young.
I can still roll the dice...computer dice suck soooo bad.
I continually get bad dice. Can not win a 4v1 to save my life!
Of course once it is too late (lost the game) I can kill 20 units with just 4 men!!!
I think I will have to retire this game forever. why bother, the dice are not going to get any better.
I will stick to board games, roll the dice for realz
Oh cheers, that's 11 months of premium down the drain!
Don't waste your money on a moose then.

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No worries Artimis. Something keeps sucking me back in.
I simply can not figure, why the dice gods frown upon me so!
Would not bother me so much, but it is so Consistent.
Every single game.
I will try to change my strategy. total defensive. what else can a guy do
I simply can not figure, why the dice gods frown upon me so!
Would not bother me so much, but it is so Consistent.
Every single game.
I will try to change my strategy. total defensive. what else can a guy do

