Show your FOE some love

[Mageplunka69]

It is easy to write poem to your fellow clan mate. Point is to write to your foe who you obviously have disagreements with.

Oh Josko, you devil, such a stickler for the rules.
You point out our flaws, while you type and drool.
We're trying to have fun while busy with life,
But you continue to step in with so much strife!
I'll just give you my password, you can step in and type.
Sit for me, buddy, win all my games, and gain me some hype.
I think I've said too much already, perhaps I'll hit edit.
Or you could just reply, and get us some credits.

lol,
well i have over 65000 games with this guy
and i have over 500 foes and ill tell you why
noobs, jerks cheaters and skanks
kept just ruining the fun for others and my rank
doodlers of the past understand
why ass was so much fun and great to land
10 ..8 man speed games at one time
heartpounding moments was our crime
so many of them have left this site
and to keep them foed is my right
but if they survive and ask to play
i guess ill show my love and remove it today

[Razorvich]

Stay tuned for results released this weekend.

some really good entries to go through

[iAmCaffeine]

xeno is a fkin tard
tra la la la
xeno should rot in a hole
tra la la la
xeno i hope u read this card
tra la la la
too many rhymes: foal
tra la la la

[DoomYoshi]

my foe never replied not that i'd be able to read the reply anyway

[Dukasaur]

my foe never replied not that i'd be able to read the reply anyway

He's been offline a couple years, anyway. Not likely he'll see your brilliance...

[VioIet]

I think my submission may be too late, but I'll post this poem anyway:

Dear Nietzche,

Roses were red; violets were blue
All the men were more handsome than you

You remind me of the sea
due to the sickness I feel
a presence that bad
can't possibly be real

When you enter LiveChat
Everyone leaves
No one likes you
I believe

But You're Still Here,
on CC, I see
you won't go away
You ruin this place
You are the future
of CC's disgrace

I have made fun of you from afar
for many many years
I know I've caused you
so many tears

You are not as bad as people may say
in fact, you are much worse today
I am jealous of all who haven't met you yet
People say that you are the perfect idiot.
I say that you are not perfect
but you are doing all right.
As long as you stay out of sight.

That first game we played
I remember so clearly
I beat you in Round 2
And you sung the blues

Distance doesn't alter the way I feel;
Nothing can change a hate so real.
Though thousands of miles separate us,
You're still here annoying me.

With me - together.
You are the one
I will despise forever.

I can't tell you how sorry I am for the things I've said to you
or how I made fun of you
Because I'm not
But I shall write this poem
In an attempt to make things right
And relish the memories
of chatting with you at night

It’s been several months
Since I made fun of you last.
It seems so long,
Like a decade has past.

I hope we can go back
to how we were before
so I can make fun of you
forevermore


All kidding aside
and all animosity forgiven
a foe like you
can never be forgotten

Okay, we fuss and bicker,
and at times we show a flicker
of annoyance when we rub each other wrong.
But our squabbles don't out measure
funny moments filled with pleasure.
It's just all a part of how we get along.

[Pirlo]

I think my submission may be too late, but I'll post this poem anyway:

Dear Nietzche,

Roses were red; violets were blue
All the men were more handsome than you

You remind me of the sea
due to the sickness I feel
a presence that bad
can't possibly be real

When you enter LiveChat
Everyone leaves
No one likes you
I believe

But You're Still Here,
on CC, I see
you won't go away
You ruin this place
You are the future
of CC's disgrace

I have made fun of you from afar
for many many years
I know I've caused you
so many tears

You are not as bad as people may say
in fact, you are much worse today
I am jealous of all who haven't met you yet
People say that you are the perfect idiot.
I say that you are not perfect
but you are doing all right.
As long as you stay out of sight.

That first game we played
I remember so clearly
I beat you in Round 2
And you sung the blues

Distance doesn't alter the way I feel;
Nothing can change a hate so real.
Though thousands of miles separate us,
You're still here annoying me.

With me - together.
You are the one
I will despise forever.

I can't tell you how sorry I am for the things I've said to you
or how I made fun of you
Because I'm not
But I shall write this poem
In an attempt to make things right
And relish the memories
of chatting with you at night

It’s been several months
Since I made fun of you last.
It seems so long,
Like a decade has past.

I hope we can go back
to how we were before
so I can make fun of you
forevermore


All kidding aside
and all animosity forgiven
a foe like you
can never be forgotten

Okay, we fuss and bicker,
and at times we show a flicker
of annoyance when we rub each other wrong.
But our squabbles don't out measure
funny moments filled with pleasure.
It's just all a part of how we get along.

WOW! You are creative, Violetta!

Poor Nietzche

[riskllama]

yes, poor, poor nietzsche.

[nietzsche]

I think my submission may be too late, but I'll post this poem anyway:

Dear Nietzche,

Roses were red; violets were blue
All the men were more handsome than you

You remind me of the sea
due to the sickness I feel
a presence that bad
can't possibly be real

When you enter LiveChat
Everyone leaves
No one likes you
I believe

But You're Still Here,
on CC, I see
you won't go away
You ruin this place
You are the future
of CC's disgrace

I have made fun of you from afar
for many many years
I know I've caused you
so many tears

You are not as bad as people may say
in fact, you are much worse today
I am jealous of all who haven't met you yet
People say that you are the perfect idiot.
I say that you are not perfect
but you are doing all right.
As long as you stay out of sight.

That first game we played
I remember so clearly
I beat you in Round 2
And you sung the blues

Distance doesn't alter the way I feel;
Nothing can change a hate so real.
Though thousands of miles separate us,
You're still here annoying me.

With me - together.
You are the one
I will despise forever.

I can't tell you how sorry I am for the things I've said to you
or how I made fun of you
Because I'm not
But I shall write this poem
In an attempt to make things right
And relish the memories
of chatting with you at night

It’s been several months
Since I made fun of you last.
It seems so long,
Like a decade has past.

I hope we can go back
to how we were before
so I can make fun of you
forevermore


All kidding aside
and all animosity forgiven
a foe like you
can never be forgotten

Okay, we fuss and bicker,
and at times we show a flicker
of annoyance when we rub each other wrong.
But our squabbles don't out measure
funny moments filled with pleasure.
It's just all a part of how we get along.

dear violet,

roses are red
violets are dumb
you’re as attractive
as my left thumb

i remember all the talks
that we had in live chat
and i cherish them as much
as my prostate exam

you’re cute
and clever
said nobody,
ever

you make me laugh
and make me wonder
is it possible
that anyone is dumber

you were so cute
when you were reporting me
throwing a fit
while on my back i was laughing

your body is thin
you wouldn’t need a corset
but you’re so thick
you can’t spell violet

even though at times
we called each other names and fought
i always enjoyed our chats
they entertained me a lot

as time goes by
it helps heal old wounds
and helps me remember
the friend that i once found

but i couldn’t go
without letting you know
no matter how much you beg
i’m not getting you preg

[VioIet]

dear violet,

roses are red
violets are dumb
you’re as attractive
as my left thumb

i remember all the talks
that we had in live chat
and i cherish them as much
as my prostate exam

you’re cute
and clever
said nobody,
ever

you make me laugh
and make me wonder
is it possible
that anyone is dumber

you were so cute
when you were reporting me
throwing a fit
while on my back i was laughing

your body is thin
you wouldn’t need a corset
but you’re so thick
you can’t spell violet

even though at times
we called each other names and fought
i always enjoyed our chats
they entertained me a lot

as time goes by
it helps heal old wounds
and helps me remember
the friend that i once found

but i couldn’t go
without letting you know
no matter how much you beg
i’m not getting you preg

[general cod]

Maybe a bit late but..... for BigWham

I came 2nd in a tourney,
the championships of cc,
alas my premium fell through,
the prizes turned to poo
I asked now whats this muck
to BigWham what the f*ck?
He talked right outta his bottom
man the shit he talked was rotten
His excuses were weak and lame
said I was to blame
but I know his name
management are all the same
hidden by greed no shame
drunk on power its insane
ok I know, its only a game
but have some balls respect to gain
gimme my prizes you shitstain. sob sob weep cry sniff

haha just playing with ya - tho it is a true story

[VioIet]

Maybe a bit late but..... for BigWham

I came 2nd in a tourney,
the championships of cc,
alas my premium fell through,
the prizes turned to poo
I asked now whats this muck
to BigWham what the f*ck?
He talked right outta his bottom
man the shit he talked was rotten
His excuses were weak and lame
said I was to blame
but I know his name
management are all the same
hidden by greed no shame
drunk on power its insane
ok I know, its only a game
but have some balls respect to gain
gimme my prizes you shitstain. sob sob weep cry sniff

haha just playing with ya - tho it is a true story

Lol, this was brilliant.

[Symmetry]

There was a young man who foe'd
But posted as if he was owed
A kiss in return
But never could learn
That a kiss won't transform a toad.

[hopalong]

so who won?

[Razorvich]

so who won?

The goats are thinking

[Dukasaur]

so who won?

The goats are thinking

If by "thinking" you mean, "eating the neighbour's garden", you're probably right.

[Scarlet Lady]

Stay tuned for results released this weekend.

some really good entries to go through

So which weekend will it be exactly?

[Razorvich]

RESULTS


1st: + + 1000 Credits
[spoiler=Scarlet Lady]

Imstillurdaddy, please be my valentine

If not for you,
I’d be a colonel by now
But who cares anyhow
A million points or two
Wouldn’t change my love for you

If not for you
My troops wouldn’t die
My medals would be pile-high
But I’d be lonely and blue
If not for you

If not for you
I’d sleep well at night
Instead of planning the next fight
Cos I haven’t a clue
How to get one over on you

If not for you
Life wouldn’t be the same
I keep telling myself its only a game
But that’s not true
My heart belongs to you

Scarlet xxx

[/spoiler]
2nd: + + 500 Credits
[spoiler=Namliam]

It is easy to write poem to your fellow clan mate. Point is to write to your foe who you obviously have disagreements with.

Oh Josko, you devil, such a stickler for the rules.
You point out our flaws, while you type and drool.
We're trying to have fun while busy with life,
But you continue to step in with so much strife!
I'll just give you my password, you can step in and type.
Sit for me, buddy, win all my games, and gain me some hype.
I think I've said too much already, perhaps I'll hit edit.
Or you could just reply, and get us some credits.

[/spoiler]
3rd: + + 300 Credits
[spoiler=Pirlo]

My steamy love letter to TeeGee

When work took over my life
Started all the struggle and strife
It felt like my moon has gone, so has my sun
Leaving you was the dumbest thing I've ever done.
I played Atlantis over and over
But it has never been as sexy as this time
Your presence makes it superior
And gives it the magical harmony and rhyme
Every single island has seen our love story
And motivated us to win the war and glory
My heart melts down into your eyes
You never know how much your beauty gives me rise
We will spank and milk anyone
To make our love, just like blood, run
Help me land this sexy medal
and pray the Lord for jealous mods to not use the pedal

[/spoiler]
Ended up with more credits than expected, so gave eveyone who wrote a poem 50 Credits, and a BONUS 50 Credits if it was a reply.
[spoiler=credits]Razorvich to DJPatrick
Pirlo to TeeGee
catnipdreams to Razorvich
hopalong to BigWham
DJPatrick to Razorvich - 50C
Scarlet Lady to Imstillurdaddy
DoomYoshi to CC Dispatch (The goat)
rizky_biznezz to Razorvich
josko.ri to betiko
betiko to josko.ri - 50C
Extreme Ways to catnipdreams
catnipdreams to Extreme Ways - 50C
Namliam to catnipdreams
Namliam to josko.ri
catnipdreams to josko.ri
Arama86n to Scarlet Lady
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++(Deadline)
gigi_b to virtual foe (The goat)
Scarlet Lady to Arama86n
Mageplunka69 to Namliam
iAmCaffeine to xeno
VioIet to nietzsche
nietzsche to VioIet
general cod to BigWham

CREDITS
50 Arama86n
100 betiko
100 catnipdreams
100 DJPatrick
50 DoomYoshi
100 Extreme Ways
50 hopalong
100 josko.ri
50 Namliam
50 Pirlo
50 rizky_biznezz
50 Scarlet Lady

850

50 if you created one and 50(each) if you replied.[/spoiler]

Thank you all for participating, here is a little of the deliberations behind the scenes.

show

[nietzsche]

my poem was obviously the best.

i wonder how much Scarlet Lady paid Razorvich..

[Arama86n]

Arama86n knows a winner when he sees one!
Gratz to Scarlet Lady

[Jeux]

Everyone here is my foe
Even them that I don't know
I fight hard to win the game
But all the others do the same
I curse the ones that break a deal
And the babes that cry and squeal
In the end either way
I will live to fight another day