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fuckin' hell mate. i hope you don't trust your gaydar.
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mrswdk wrote:Speaking of Scottish men and poos:

Two Scotsmen are walking down a country lane. 'Och, Duncan,' says Jimmy all
of a sudden, 'I dinnae half need a shit.' 'Well, just go behind a bush and
do it, then,' replies his mate. So Jimmy goes behind a bush, and after a
while he shouts, 'Have you got any paper?' To which Duncan replies, 'Och,
don't be such a tight bastard. Leave it.'


i snorted in mild amusement, against my better judgement.

got any china ones?
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There was the hairband one.

I also saw a vaguely amusing video on a train in which a guy acts out stereotypes of dongbeiren, shanghairen etc., but I can't remember who that was off the top of my head :3
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I highly doubt she'd post any China ones that cast them in a negative light :P

khazalid wrote:fuckin' hell mate. i hope you don't trust your gaydar.

What is gaydar? :V

Just kidding. And for the record, not a Trump supporter :lol:
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youku is so god damn slow now that I'm not in China. Trying to watch this video of two Shanghai men fighting and it just won't load.
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I seem to be missing a plugin to watch that.

Too bad.
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Just search 两个上海人打架. It's on youtube as well, it went viral at the time.
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mrswdk wrote:youku is so god damn slow now that I'm not in China. Trying to watch this video of two Shanghai men fighting and it just won't load.


youku is total fkn pigshit anyway. i think somebody showed me the vid of the guy in the train before, but i didn't get any of the references.

'truly, he so shanghairen', i probably didn't reply.

btw, AoG told me to tell you ta yao chi ni de doufu, or something.
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Can we PLEASE just get back to naming these kittens?
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[INSERT MEME CAT] IS [INSERT EMOTION]

/ wit

why don't you go smoke a jobbie?
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khazalid wrote:[INSERT MEME CAT] IS [INSERT EMOTION]

/ wit

why don't you go smoke a jobbie?

Why don't you take yer own advice? Or lacking that...watch this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCgx8zM3woQ
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Captain nemo and prince dakkar
The stripey one being prince dakkar.
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Also wilbur and orville come to mind,
My grandfather had a big fat persian cat named chairman meow.
So thats a solid choice as well
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How about Gred and Forge!

(Any Harry Potter fans in the house?!)
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Ahhh and Choo.
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jonesthecurl wrote:Ahhh and Choo.

Allergies? XD
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George R. and R. Martin
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Lmao...perfect!

mrswdk wrote:Speaking of Scottish men and poos:

Two Scotsmen are walking down a country lane. 'Och, Duncan,' says Jimmy all
of a sudden, 'I dinnae half need a shit.' 'Well, just go behind a bush and
do it, then,' replies his mate. So Jimmy goes behind a bush, and after a
while he shouts, 'Have you got any paper?' To which Duncan replies, 'Och,
don't be such a tight bastard. Leave it.'
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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waauw wrote:George R. and R. Martin

On that note...

J.R. and R. Tolkien!
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After reading this thread, I'm going to need psychotherapy.
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subtleknifewield wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Ahhh and Choo.

Allergies? XD


OH, yes. Cats, dust, oak trees and birch trees.
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Dukasaur wrote:After reading this thread, I'm going to need psychotherapy.


After this thread, it's the kittens that are going to need psychotherapy.
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Huey, Duey and Lewis
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Shit head

Stank sauce

Or Steve French. Those are all pretty good names for a cat.

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jonesthecurl wrote:
subtleknifewield wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:Ahhh and Choo.

Allergies? XD


OH, yes. Cats, dust, oak trees and birch trees.

That sucks, man, I'm sorry to hear that.

waauw wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:After reading this thread, I'm going to need psychotherapy.


After this thread, it's the kittens that are going to need psychotherapy.

Lol. Sorry, Duka, we did get carried away, didn't we? XD

notyou2 wrote:Huey, Duey and Lewis

*Counts on his fingers...*

Which name gets left out?
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