Conquer Club

Posted: **Sun May 17, 2015 4:11 pm**

Keefie wrote:Here you go Hopalong, a little present from the CD team. Enjoy

that sure has me dancing!
cheers.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 1:08 am**

Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 2:47 am**

Bruceswar wrote:Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

You know, there is one small similarity between you and Chariot of Fire. You are both founding figures in two of CC's powerhouse clans. That's where it ends though. As you allude to, when people have to face TOFU they are relieved if CoF isn't on the roster. They fear him, and rightly so.
If you left KORT tomorrow, the sentiment would ever slightly be the opposite. Slots you would have occupied would then be occupied by other members of KORT, and that would certainly be no reason to celebrate for the rest of us.
So please, sit down and shut up. You are not worthy to even speak his name.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 3:08 am**

Arama86n wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

You know, there is one small similarity between you and Chariot of Fire. You are both founding figures in two of CC's powerhouse clans. That's where it ends though. As you allude to, when people have to face TOFU they are relieved if CoF isn't on the roster. They fear him, and rightly so.
If you left KORT tomorrow, the sentiment would ever slightly be the opposite. Slots you would have occupied would then be occupied by other members of KORT, and that would certainly be no reason to celebrate for the rest of us.
So please, sit down and shut up. You are not worthy to even speak his name.

Shut up and think about the more important matters at hand.
Like coming up with 99 different uses of that milk you guys promised.

Actually... How about a little side bet... Loser has to come up with that list :mrgreen:

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 3:44 am**

Arama86n wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

You know, there is one small similarity between you and Chariot of Fire. You are both founding figures in two of CC's powerhouse clans. That's where it ends though. As you allude to, when people have to face TOFU they are relieved if CoF isn't on the roster. They fear him, and rightly so.
If you left KORT tomorrow, the sentiment would ever slightly be the opposite. Slots you would have occupied would then be occupied by other members of KORT, and that would certainly be no reason to celebrate for the rest of us.
So please, sit down and shut up. You are not worthy to even speak his name.

Our clan is sooo deep nobody notices when one of us leaves for a break. We are not a one trick pony.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 3:52 am**

Bruceswar wrote:
Arama86n wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

You know, there is one small similarity between you and Chariot of Fire. You are both founding figures in two of CC's powerhouse clans. That's where it ends though. As you allude to, when people have to face TOFU they are relieved if CoF isn't on the roster. They fear him, and rightly so.
If you left KORT tomorrow, the sentiment would ever slightly be the opposite. Slots you would have occupied would then be occupied by other members of KORT, and that would certainly be no reason to celebrate for the rest of us.
So please, sit down and shut up. You are not worthy to even speak his name.

Our clan is sooo deep nobody notices when one of us leaves for a break. We are not a one trick pony.

I'm not going to bother to look where you said this but... wasn't that your excuse for being mediocre in the CL6?

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 4:11 am**

Streaker wrote:
Arama86n wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

You know, there is one small similarity between you and Chariot of Fire. You are both founding figures in two of CC's powerhouse clans. That's where it ends though. As you allude to, when people have to face TOFU they are relieved if CoF isn't on the roster. They fear him, and rightly so.
If you left KORT tomorrow, the sentiment would ever slightly be the opposite. Slots you would have occupied would then be occupied by other members of KORT, and that would certainly be no reason to celebrate for the rest of us.
So please, sit down and shut up. You are not worthy to even speak his name.

Shut up and think about the more important matters at hand.
Like coming up with 99 different uses of that milk you guys promised.

Actually... How about a little side bet... Loser has to come up with that list

I actually said "if this thread gets boring", and It looks like Brucie is trying to prevent such a thing. But hey, it's going to be a long war, I'm sure we can find some time to ponder over uses for milk too!

96 bottles of Kort on the wall, 96 bottles of Koooort. Take one down, ferment and get down, 95 bottles of Kort on the wall.
95 bottles of Kort on the wall, 95 bottles of Koooort. Take one down, make a milkshake, 94 bottles of Kort on the wall.
94 bottles of Kort on the wall, 94 bottles of Koooort. Take one down, mix with absinth*, 93 bottles of Kort on the wall...

*Tried that one unfortunately. Just... don't.
And never leave a glass of Absinth overnight in a room in case you're young enough to have to worry about your parents, or old enough to have to worry about your wife. Hint, the smell will give you away.

You might be right. That could be a good bet, cause no way I'm going to come up with 93 more by myself.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 5:36 am**

CoF hasn't played in a year and a half.

2 of the top clans fighting. Let's enjoy it.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 5:57 am**

Bruceswar wrote:
Arama86n wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

You know, there is one small similarity between you and Chariot of Fire. You are both founding figures in two of CC's powerhouse clans. That's where it ends though. As you allude to, when people have to face TOFU they are relieved if CoF isn't on the roster. They fear him, and rightly so.
If you left KORT tomorrow, the sentiment would ever slightly be the opposite. Slots you would have occupied would then be occupied by other members of KORT, and that would certainly be no reason to celebrate for the rest of us.
So please, sit down and shut up. You are not worthy to even speak his name.

Our clan is sooo deep nobody notices when one of us leaves for a break. We are not a one trick pony.

That's why you guys have been struggling lately without josko? Let's be honest, KoRT has never replaced the top players it once had.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 6:23 am**

iAmCaffeine wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:
Arama86n wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

You know, there is one small similarity between you and Chariot of Fire. You are both founding figures in two of CC's powerhouse clans. That's where it ends though. As you allude to, when people have to face TOFU they are relieved if CoF isn't on the roster. They fear him, and rightly so.
If you left KORT tomorrow, the sentiment would ever slightly be the opposite. Slots you would have occupied would then be occupied by other members of KORT, and that would certainly be no reason to celebrate for the rest of us.
So please, sit down and shut up. You are not worthy to even speak his name.

Our clan is sooo deep nobody notices when one of us leaves for a break. We are not a one trick pony.

That's why you guys have been struggling lately without josko? Let's be honest, KoRT has never replaced the top players it once had.

It's nearly impossible to replace players the caliber of josko or cof. It's a huge blow to any clan who lose a player like that. It will be an interesting match-up between both of our current rosters.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 6:55 am**

Streaker wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:
Arama86n wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

You know, there is one small similarity between you and Chariot of Fire. You are both founding figures in two of CC's powerhouse clans. That's where it ends though. As you allude to, when people have to face TOFU they are relieved if CoF isn't on the roster. They fear him, and rightly so.
If you left KORT tomorrow, the sentiment would ever slightly be the opposite. Slots you would have occupied would then be occupied by other members of KORT, and that would certainly be no reason to celebrate for the rest of us.
So please, sit down and shut up. You are not worthy to even speak his name.

Our clan is sooo deep nobody notices when one of us leaves for a break. We are not a one trick pony.

That's why you guys have been struggling lately without josko? Let's be honest, KoRT has never replaced the top players it once had.

It's nearly impossible to replace players the caliber of josko or cof. It's a huge blow to any clan who lose a player like that. It will be an interesting match-up between both of our current rosters.

Agreed, although I wasn't specifically referring to either of those players.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 9:07 am**

iAmCaffeine wrote:
Streaker wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:
Arama86n wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

You know, there is one small similarity between you and Chariot of Fire. You are both founding figures in two of CC's powerhouse clans. That's where it ends though. As you allude to, when people have to face TOFU they are relieved if CoF isn't on the roster. They fear him, and rightly so.
If you left KORT tomorrow, the sentiment would ever slightly be the opposite. Slots you would have occupied would then be occupied by other members of KORT, and that would certainly be no reason to celebrate for the rest of us.
So please, sit down and shut up. You are not worthy to even speak his name.

Our clan is sooo deep nobody notices when one of us leaves for a break. We are not a one trick pony.

That's why you guys have been struggling lately without josko? Let's be honest, KoRT has never replaced the top players it once had.

It's nearly impossible to replace players the caliber of josko or cof. It's a huge blow to any clan who lose a player like that. It will be an interesting match-up between both of our current rosters.

Agreed, although I wasn't specifically referring to either of those players.

must have been talkin bout me ... again.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 2:16 pm**

iAmCaffeine wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:
Arama86n wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

You know, there is one small similarity between you and Chariot of Fire. You are both founding figures in two of CC's powerhouse clans. That's where it ends though. As you allude to, when people have to face TOFU they are relieved if CoF isn't on the roster. They fear him, and rightly so.
If you left KORT tomorrow, the sentiment would ever slightly be the opposite. Slots you would have occupied would then be occupied by other members of KORT, and that would certainly be no reason to celebrate for the rest of us.
So please, sit down and shut up. You are not worthy to even speak his name.

Our clan is sooo deep nobody notices when one of us leaves for a break. We are not a one trick pony.

That's why you guys have been struggling lately without josko? Let's be honest, KoRT has never replaced the top players it once had.

Wait what? Is that serious? I lose count of all the great players KORT has and has had over the years. I would say more than any other clan. Very few are with other clans. KORT has always been super deep. Deeper sometimes than others, but always deep. I would say overall we have been deeper than any other clan ever. TOFU has been deep also but not as deep as kort I would say.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 2:32 pm**

Those thoughts are very.........deep?

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 2:54 pm**

Very deep thoughts indeed....

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 3:13 pm**

momma

All that has been - has been. That story is already written. This is a new chapter to the story.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 3:21 pm**

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Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 4:05 pm**

Bruce is our resident Jack Handey.

Posted: **Mon May 18, 2015 5:03 pm**

Bruceswar wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:
Arama86n wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Yawn. .. tofu is still a real clan? No cof... no tofu. . I guess we will have to beat down tofu again.

You know, there is one small similarity between you and Chariot of Fire. You are both founding figures in two of CC's powerhouse clans. That's where it ends though. As you allude to, when people have to face TOFU they are relieved if CoF isn't on the roster. They fear him, and rightly so.
If you left KORT tomorrow, the sentiment would ever slightly be the opposite. Slots you would have occupied would then be occupied by other members of KORT, and that would certainly be no reason to celebrate for the rest of us.
So please, sit down and shut up. You are not worthy to even speak his name.

Our clan is sooo deep nobody notices when one of us leaves for a break. We are not a one trick pony.

That's why you guys have been struggling lately without josko? Let's be honest, KoRT has never replaced the top players it once had.

Wait what? Is that serious? I lose count of all the great players KORT has and has had over the years. I would say more than any other clan. Very few are with other clans. KORT has always been super deep. Deeper sometimes than others, but always deep. I would say overall we have been deeper than any other clan ever. TOFU has been deep also but not as deep as kort I would say.

IcePack wrote:Those thoughts are very.........deep?

catnipdreams wrote:Very deep thoughts indeed....

rockfist wrote:momma

All that has been - has been. That story is already written. This is a new chapter to the story.

Dako wrote:

loutil wrote:

rockfist wrote:Bruce is our resident Jack Handey.

Thanks guys. Seriously though. Who is gunna wipe the berer from my keyboard? Not joking here.

Edit: I'm glad I was so amused last night. In the stark morning light, at my desk, with a touch of hangover, I confess I don't find it as immensely amusing.

Posted: **Tue May 19, 2015 3:18 am**

if josko is not around, you guys can always rely on bruce!

Posted: **Thu May 21, 2015 10:23 pm**

First set of games are up and should be starting this weekend! Good luck all.

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2015 8:55 am**

Definitely not the kind of home games I'm used to seeing from KoRT, but I guess that's what happens when recruitment changes happen so often, plus josko isn't around. Where's Foxy though?

Anyhow, I'm predicting a 61-0 win for TOFU as we will later discover that josko is secretly taking all of KoRT's turns.

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2015 10:03 am**

I'd heard in one of the clan league games that she is on vacation. KORT would be able to give a better answer though...haven't seen their line-up yet, she may be back.

Anyways good luck all.

Posted: **Fri May 22, 2015 11:34 am**

There is no beating around the bush on that account. Foxglove's 16/16 result against TOFU last year is possibly the greatest achievement in CC clan history of any one player, and is in any case the one that stands out the clearest in my mind, without parallel. =D>

And if we were to shocked, appalled, and devastated after last years war, to think about such matters, let me here and now rectify that.

I hope for KORT's sake she has time to play games this war, and for our sake as well so that we get a chance to prove less outclassed by her talents.

Let the games begin.

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