Conquer Club

aeternus matchmaker odds have went down betiko.

ronc8649 wrote:aeternus matchmaker odds have went down betiko.

ronc/aeternus matchmaker: 0%

I lacked information regarding your bum stories guys.

So do you speak dutch?

betiko wrote:

ronc8649 wrote:aeternus matchmaker odds have went down betiko.

ronc/aeternus matchmaker: 0%

I lacked information regarding your bum stories guys.

So do you speak dutch?

or french?

waauw wrote:or french?

he is apparently fluent in "traitor"...-Jésus noir

owenshooter wrote:

waauw wrote:or french?

he is apparently fluent in "traitor"...-Jésus noir

Owen, if you have a sexless marriage for over 3 years, why blame your partner for searching for some passion elsewhere?

96% what happen?

I miss turns all the time and I'm still at 100%....

RiskTycoon wrote:96% what happen?

I miss turns all the time and I'm still at 100%....

that's a thing people not playing speed games don't understand. Common speed game chat:

A: gl
B: gl
A: ffs
A: gg db
B: gg

I'd never have only 99% if it wasn't for speed games and more precisely trench speed games.

betiko wrote:

owenshooter wrote:

waauw wrote:or french?

he is apparently fluent in "traitor"...-Jésus noir

Owen, if you have a sexless marriage for over 3 years, why blame your partner for searching for some passion elsewhere?

this scenario does not make any sense to me... this would never be a real life scenario for the black jesus and his many concubines... maybe you should go for the blue pill... i feel like we have struck a real nerve here with you...-Jésus noir

Fair Winds, Betiko!!! Best of Luck!!!

owenshooter wrote:

betiko wrote:

owenshooter wrote:

waauw wrote:or french?

he is apparently fluent in "traitor"...-Jésus noir

Owen, if you have a sexless marriage for over 3 years, why blame your partner for searching for some passion elsewhere?

this scenario does not make any sense to me... this would never be a real life scenario for the black jesus and his many concubines... maybe you should go for the blue pill... i feel like we have struck a real nerve here with you...-Jésus noir

Fair Winds, Betiko!!! Best of Luck!!!

that's what you are offering the poor old ronc owie. And you are in full denial. You don't want to try the blue pill nor go talk to the sexologist about yer limp bizkit. You could probably get it up by getting your shit together. Instead, you stay in the comfort of denial and call your now usergroup a clan. You even try to challenge other clans for a "5 on 1" if you know what I mean.

betiko wrote:

RiskTycoon wrote:96% what happen?

I miss turns all the time and I'm still at 100%....

that's a thing people not playing speed games don't understand. Common speed game chat:

A: gl
B: gl
A: ffs
A: gg db
B: gg

I'd never have only 99% if it wasn't for speed games and more precisely trench speed games.

Good to know. Mental note: avoid speed games.

Got it

riskllama wrote:*NUDE PHOTO UPDATE*
ok, notyou2 has agreed but, only if you provide some nude shots of owen( ), Audrey does whatever the hell we tell her to do, so we're good there.
lastly, it appears i've left out one niche perversion, beasts. i will reluctantly agree but must insist you wait until shearing season(only a week or two away). it will provide a cleaner, sleeker look, imo. plus, it looks bigger when you shave...

We also have a wookie that may or may not throw in some nudes, depends if your into that kind of thing.



(We don't judge in SC (most of the time))

betiko wrote:nietzsche/splinter cell matchmaker numbers: computer says 68%

Never going to happen

Aye, we don't go for loud mouthed schnooks. Oh, except Llama. We didn't realize what a loud mouth he was until it was too late.

actually, I'm not sure any clan at all would want ronc given all his ass posts in clan recruiting threads..

maybe he should start his own clan RONC"Ronc's OK new Clan"

notyou2 wrote:Aye, we don't go for loud mouthed schnooks. Oh, except Llama. We didn't realize what a loud mouth he was until it was too late.

schnook? hmmm, ive been called a lot worse by a lot better. the nonsensical tripe that spits from your cum soaked lips is disturbing to me. makes me ponder the fact that you seem to act like you know me. i apologize for informing you that i have looked at your clan. it isnt really all that strong, notevenyou2...

ok, i have been away for two days because of drinking on boats, and work. i have responded to the offers i have received in my inbox.

"the decision" where i take my talents will be on monday.

ronc8649 wrote:ok, i have been away for two days because of drinking on boats, and work. i have responded to the offers i have received in my inbox.

"the decision" where i take my talents will be on monday.

Just a warning that "Massage Studio 2000" is NOT a clan.

betiko wrote:actually, I'm not sure any clan at all would want ronc given all his ass posts in clan recruiting threads..

wait... this is kind of funny, given your posts in another thread on this topic... contradict yourself, much? *snicker*...-Jésus noir

owenshooter wrote:

betiko wrote:actually, I'm not sure any clan at all would want ronc given all his ass posts in clan recruiting threads..

wait... this is kind of funny, given your posts in another thread on this topic... contradict yourself, much? *snicker*...-Jésus noir

How am I contradicting myself? Am I supposed to know what sort of things he's gonna post after I post? Or do you have the same opinion on a subject no matter what happens next?

betiko wrote:

owenshooter wrote:

betiko wrote:actually, I'm not sure any clan at all would want ronc given all his ass posts in clan recruiting threads..

wait... this is kind of funny, given your posts in another thread on this topic... contradict yourself, much? *snicker*...-Jésus noir

How am I contradicting myself? Am I supposed to know what sort of things he's gonna post after I post? Or do you have the same opinion on a subject no matter what happens next?

so, his post was somehow a shock to you, despite years and years of C&A complaints about the same thing? ohhhh, wait!!! i almost forgot, they were all told to foe and move on, so to you, it doesn't really happen... *eyes rolling out of my black jesus skull*... ronc is who he is, he is not changing for anyone, and i find it amusing that you somehow were taken aback by the words he posted... just another day for ronc... and i don't think it is reading the future if i see ron post in a thread and i assume that he is going to go off on someone and say something that will be offensive to a large majority of people... that isn't called being clairvoyant.. that is called having common sense... oh, forgot whom i was speaking to... my bad!!!-Jésus noir

owenshooter wrote:

betiko wrote:

owenshooter wrote:

betiko wrote:actually, I'm not sure any clan at all would want ronc given all his ass posts in clan recruiting threads..

wait... this is kind of funny, given your posts in another thread on this topic... contradict yourself, much? *snicker*...-Jésus noir

How am I contradicting myself? Am I supposed to know what sort of things he's gonna post after I post? Or do you have the same opinion on a subject no matter what happens next?

so, his post was somehow a shock to you, despite years and years of C&A complaints about the same thing? ohhhh, wait!!! i almost forgot, they were all told to foe and move on, so to you, it doesn't really happen... *eyes rolling out of my black jesus skull*... ronc is who he is, he is not changing for anyone, and i find it amusing that you somehow were taken aback by the words he posted... just another day for ronc... and i don't think it is reading the future if i see ron post in a thread and i assume that he is going to go off on someone and say something that will be offensive to a large majority of people... that isn't called being clairvoyant.. that is called having common sense... oh, forgot whom i was speaking to... my bad!!!-Jésus noir

being an ass in your personal games or with some people in the forum doesn't mean you are always one. Asking the whole clan world to recruit you and being an ass to anyone trying to figure out if it could work is just the best way for people to think they don't want this type of guy. looks like you don't get my point.

uh oh...

To all intersted applicants, its a very exciting time, join our clan its called f*ck you. if you join our clan you can go f*ck yourself every day and we dont give a f*ck. you can pay us and play or not play with us we dont give a f*ck , f*ck you , everyday. thanks for your time and f*ck you , we sincerely hope you decide to go f*ck yourself.

persianempire wrote:To all intersted applicants, its a very exciting time, join our clan its called f*ck you. if you join our clan you can go f*ck yourself every day and we dont give a f*ck. you can pay us and play or not play with us we dont give a f*ck , f*ck you , everyday. thanks for your time and f*ck you , we sincerely hope you decide to go f*ck yourself.

i kind of like the sounds of this clan!