Conquer Club

69. Makes ridiculous sex jokes for the sake of it.

70 - Extremely good looking. Often mistaken for a male model. Embarrassing hijinx result.

saxitoxin wrote:70 - Extremely good looking. Often mistaken for a male model. Embarrassing hijinx result.

The portrait of me is NOT your mirror

riskllama wrote:who the f*ck is gary?

Seriously?? Gary is GOD

i had a cat named Gary, but he died in a coyote fight. pretty sure he never played CC, although i can't be sure...

riskllama wrote:i had a cat named Gary, but he died in a coyote fight. pretty sure he never played CC, although i can't be sure...

Why was your cat trying to fight coyotes?

-TG

that's all there was to fight 'round those parts...

15) constantly spams other players' game chat

Saitoxin: 'Everyone is invited except Phatscotty'

I rescind my protection! Until except is replaced by accpet.

Phatscotty wrote:Saitoxin: 'Everyone is invited except Phatscotty'

I rescind my protection! Until except is replaced by accpet.

You can hang-out with me at the library on Wednesday, if you want.

16) foed me.
17) welches on justice dispensed in his own alternate dispute resolution thread.

riskllama wrote:16) foed me.

I see finally round 1 has started... with toxic move by saxi

(18) Doesn't swallow

19) He's a paid shill

GabonX wrote:19) He's a paid shill

fixed

Makes poor Esmeralda fix hotpockets for him three times a day. Just the offgassing alone is enough to cause permanent cellular damage.

saxitoxin wrote:

GabonX wrote:19) He's a paid shill

fixed

Thanks for that.

I'm curious, if we're including photoshop, video editing, the full time writing and forum presence, general creative content, and any relevant financing, how many people contribute to the account?

GabonX wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

GabonX wrote:19) He's a paid shill

fixed

Thanks for that.

I'm curious, if we're including photoshop, video editing, the full time writing and forum presence, general creative content, and any relevant financing, how many people contribute to the account?

FULL TIME MY ASS!!!

Funkyterrance wrote:

GabonX wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

GabonX wrote:19) He's a paid shill

fixed

Thanks for that.

I'm curious, if we're including photoshop, video editing, the full time writing and forum presence, general creative content, and any relevant financing, how many people contribute to the account?

FULL TIME MY ASS!!!

It's interesting how fast he responded to that accusation. I've noticed a couple times that when something particularly sensitive is said there's someone lurking with a ready quip on the other end of his account. It seems like someone is monitoring what's being said here even when no one is typing.

There also may be other accounts on websites we're not familiar with which also take time to contribute to.

GabonX wrote:
It's interesting how fast he responded to that accusation. I've noticed a couple times that when something particularly sensitive is said there's someone lurking with a ready quip on the other end of his account. It seems like someone is monitoring what's being said here even when no one is typing.

There also may be other accounts on websites we're not familiar with which also take time to contribute to.

Haha, really? Or, you know, saxitoxin is one person who presses F5 a lot, or he's got some program that constantly scans the forum, looking for mention of his name--while he's perusing other websites.

The 'multi-saxi' hypotheses seems less tenable, but I like it, so I'll believe it.

What are the implications of a Multi-Saxi Universe?

1. Humanity has become endowed with multiple saxitoxins, thus boosting Social Utility, because Utilty = having a saxitoxin in the universe.

He's too consistent to be multiple people, although I did propose that theory a couple years back. I said he was a few 20 year olds living together at uni.

BigBallinStalin wrote:
What are the implications of a Multi-Saxi Universe?

1. Humanity has become endowed with multiple saxitoxins, thus boosting Social Utility, because Utilty = having a saxitoxin in the universe.

This is almost enough to cause mass suicides.

notyou2 wrote:He's too consistent to be multiple people, although I did propose that theory a couple years back. I said he was a few 20 year olds living together at uni.

He's way too funny to be even the group effort of multiple twenty-year olds. You may be onto something, though, regarding his total age in years...

Funkyterrance wrote:

notyou2 wrote:He's too consistent to be multiple people, although I did propose that theory a couple years back. I said he was a few 20 year olds living together at uni.

He's way too funny to be even the group effort of multiple twenty-year olds. You may be onto something, though, regarding his total age in years...

Not sure if you're kidding or not. I don't think I've ever seen him post something genuinely funny.