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Conquer Club • What's your BMI? - Page 2
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Re: What's your BMI?

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:36 pm
by DoomYoshi
Army of GOD wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:According to my BMI, I am overweight.


haha, I'm obese


thank god BMI differentiates between fat vs. muscle


God has nothing to do with it.

Re: What's your BMI?

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:52 pm
by saxitoxin
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Re: What's your BMI?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 1:58 am
by Rockalbert
The normal BMI for a woman ranges between 18.5 and 24.9 If the body mass index measurement comes out to less than 18.5, the woman is considered underweight. :roll:

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Re: What's your BMI?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:37 am
by Bernie Sanders
Fuk that BMI calculator, go to a Doctor and get a complete physical you dounut eating lazy pieces of fat!

Had a complete physical and a week later they called me and said continue doing what you are doing. I immediately grabbed a beer and toasted the nurse with, "Yes maam"

Get off your asses and get active and suck in a couple of beers. Live life you chair warriors. Get laid daily!

Re: What's your BMI?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:03 am
by waauw
Bernie Sanders wrote:Fuk that BMI calculator, go to a Doctor and get a complete physical you dounut eating lazy pieces of fat!

Had a complete physical and a week later they called me and said continue doing what you are doing. I immediately grabbed a beer and toasted the nurse with, "Yes maam"

Get off your asses and get active and suck in a couple of beers. Live life you chair warriors. Get laid daily!

Or, one could just drink water and end up with a sixpack rather than a beer barrel tummy.

Re: What's your BMI?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 10:55 am
by Dukasaur
waauw wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Fuk that BMI calculator, go to a Doctor and get a complete physical you dounut eating lazy pieces of fat!

Had a complete physical and a week later they called me and said continue doing what you are doing. I immediately grabbed a beer and toasted the nurse with, "Yes maam"

Get off your asses and get active and suck in a couple of beers. Live life you chair warriors. Get laid daily!

Or, one could just drink water and end up with a sixpack rather than a beer barrel tummy.


What would be the fun in that?

Re: What's your BMI?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 11:44 am
by Bernie Sanders
Dukasaur wrote:
waauw wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:Fuk that BMI calculator, go to a Doctor and get a complete physical you dounut eating lazy pieces of fat!

Had a complete physical and a week later they called me and said continue doing what you are doing. I immediately grabbed a beer and toasted the nurse with, "Yes maam"

Get off your asses and get active and suck in a couple of beers. Live life you chair warriors. Get laid daily!

Or, one could just drink water and end up with a sixpack rather than a beer barrel tummy.


What would be the fun in that?


Waauw is trying out for sainthood. Rather laugh with the sinners, then cry with the saints.

Re: What's your BMI?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 2:30 pm
by tzor
waauw wrote:Or, one could just drink water and end up with a sixpack rather than a beer barrel tummy.


That's a great idea. Water, Water, Water, Water ... Scotch.

Re: What's your BMI?

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:10 pm
by waauw
You're all just a bunch of greasballs.

Re: What's your BMI?

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:16 am
by DoomYoshi
Donut already has six common spellings, BS just made it .

Re: What's your BMI?

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 11:25 am
by Bernie Sanders
DoomYoshi wrote:Donut already has six common spellings, BS just made it .


Thank you, my sweet Nazi spelling friend.

Merry Christmas to your donut eating family.