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Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:38 pm
by Funkyterrance
demonfork wrote:Who was the first person that you told when you decided to come out?

Your Dad, but by then the cat had already been let out of the bag, so to speak...

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:10 pm
by riskllama
do you miss the Platinum Lounge? if yes, how much do you miss it?
also, what is the best thrash metal album of all time? master of puppets or reign in blood?

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 9:15 pm
by Metsfanmax
riskllama wrote:do you miss the Platinum Lounge? if yes, how much do you miss it?


A little bit.

also, what is the best thrash metal album of all time? master of puppets or reign in blood?


Master of Puppets.

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 2:30 pm
by riskllama
ok, which one has the better cover art?

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 2:40 pm
by Metsfanmax
riskllama wrote:ok, which one has the better cover art?


Kill 'Em All

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:47 pm
by riskllama
that wasn't one of the albums. don't go rogue on me now, mets - i must know... 8-[

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:22 pm
by Funkyterrance
riskllama wrote:that wasn't one of the albums. don't go rogue on me now, mets - i must know... 8-[

There's not much point in fact checking over the interwebs. It's probably best to keep it light and low pressure. For example:

Do you ever shave your balls?

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:08 pm
by Funkyterrance
Well, max, do you?

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:18 pm
by Metsfanmax
Such an ungentlemanly question.

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:22 pm
by khazalid
is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:29 pm
by Funkyterrance
Metsfanmax wrote:Such an ungentlemanly question.

I'll take that as a "yes".

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:33 pm
by Metsfanmax
khazalid wrote:is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?


Absolutely not. No win is ever worth that cost.

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:35 pm
by Funkyterrance
khazalid wrote:is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

I wouldn't dream of blatantly contradicting max in this thread but I mean really, pokemon are meant to be our slaves and, if properly trained, ought not to have an inkling of a sense of "self" as it were.

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:27 am
by Metsfanmax
Funkyterrance wrote:
khazalid wrote:is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

I wouldn't dream of blatantly contradicting max in this thread but I mean really, pokemon are meant to be our slaves and, if properly trained, ought not to have an inkling of a sense of "self" as it were.


Bro it's like you didn't even play the Pokemon games. Pokemon are our partners and friends, not our slaves. We keep them locked up without food or water in tiny prisons and then force them to fight each other into submission because we love them.

If you find that ironic, consider that a nation largely consisting of self-described animal lovers regularly condones and indirectly participates in the process of breeding animals in captivity, giving them hormones to grow at unnaturally large rates, and then slaughtering them at a young age because they like the taste of the flesh of those animals. That's some tough love.

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:51 am
by Funkyterrance
Metsfanmax wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
khazalid wrote:is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

I wouldn't dream of blatantly contradicting max in this thread but I mean really, pokemon are meant to be our slaves and, if properly trained, ought not to have an inkling of a sense of "self" as it were.


Bro it's like you didn't even play the Pokemon games. Pokemon are our partners and friends, not our slaves. We keep them locked up without food or water in tiny prisons and then force them to fight each other into submission because we love them.

If you find that ironic, consider that a nation largely consisting of self-described animal lovers regularly condones and indirectly participates in the process of breeding animals in captivity, giving them hormones to grow at unnaturally large rates, and then slaughtering them at a young age because they like the taste of the flesh of those animals. That's some tough love.

It's a tough world, max. The sooner you realize that, the better.
As far as not playing the games, well... When you face my bench you'll see the merit of my philosophy as my pokemon shows no mercy or emotion while your fiery, independant little pikachu screams in agony.

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:09 am
by Army of GOD
I agree wth Mets. Forcing a Pikachu to evolve is akin to raping a woman. Only Funky doesn't care about raping someone, so that's why he's ok with it

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 7:43 am
by Funkyterrance
When in Rome, Aog, my starry eyed friend.

By the by, as a fellow trainer, you may want to be less overt with your insults. It's not only uninteresting but really is a sign of weakness. Your pokemon are rational, thinking beings, always watching and listening, so be aware that one day you may wake up to find them quite literally laughing in your face.

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 8:33 am
by Phatscotty
DaGip wrote:Are you going to Hell?


been there done that. A mysterious 'hooded figure' showed up at a pride parade/celebration and lit the entire club on fire by accidentally using holi powder with the stage pyrotechnics. The 'hooded figure' was reported to vanish into thin air.

It appears someone/something is bringing hell to people on earth.


Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 9:22 am
by Metsfanmax
Funkyterrance wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
khazalid wrote:is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

I wouldn't dream of blatantly contradicting max in this thread but I mean really, pokemon are meant to be our slaves and, if properly trained, ought not to have an inkling of a sense of "self" as it were.


Bro it's like you didn't even play the Pokemon games. Pokemon are our partners and friends, not our slaves. We keep them locked up without food or water in tiny prisons and then force them to fight each other into submission because we love them.

If you find that ironic, consider that a nation largely consisting of self-described animal lovers regularly condones and indirectly participates in the process of breeding animals in captivity, giving them hormones to grow at unnaturally large rates, and then slaughtering them at a young age because they like the taste of the flesh of those animals. That's some tough love.

It's a tough world, max. The sooner you realize that, the better.
As far as not playing the games, well... When you face my bench you'll see the merit of my philosophy as my pokemon shows no mercy or emotion while your fiery, independant little pikachu screams in agony.


My avatar isn't a Pikachu because I like Pokemon. It's because I asked Saxi to select a new avatar and he came up with Pikajew.

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:03 pm
by Funkyterrance
What are your Pikajew's stats? What region is it from? I dunno how, with all my hours of play, the little prick has eluded Me, enslaver of all pokemon.... I MUST HAVE IT!

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:40 pm
by Army of GOD
Metsfanmax wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
Metsfanmax wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:
khazalid wrote:is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

I wouldn't dream of blatantly contradicting max in this thread but I mean really, pokemon are meant to be our slaves and, if properly trained, ought not to have an inkling of a sense of "self" as it were.


Bro it's like you didn't even play the Pokemon games. Pokemon are our partners and friends, not our slaves. We keep them locked up without food or water in tiny prisons and then force them to fight each other into submission because we love them.

If you find that ironic, consider that a nation largely consisting of self-described animal lovers regularly condones and indirectly participates in the process of breeding animals in captivity, giving them hormones to grow at unnaturally large rates, and then slaughtering them at a young age because they like the taste of the flesh of those animals. That's some tough love.

It's a tough world, max. The sooner you realize that, the better.
As far as not playing the games, well... When you face my bench you'll see the merit of my philosophy as my pokemon shows no mercy or emotion while your fiery, independant little pikachu screams in agony.


My avatar isn't a Pikachu because I like Pokemon. It's because I asked Saxi to select a new avatar and he came up with Pikajew.

If you were in the PL you'd have a different avatar...

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:02 pm
by Funkyterrance
Army of GOD wrote:Join me in the darkside! *SLUUUUUUURRRPPP*!

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:07 pm
by Funkyterrance
Would you accept an invitation to, through private messaging, a debate in moral philosophy, on the subject of my choice?

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:33 pm
by Metsfanmax
Funkyterrance wrote:Would you accept an invitation to, through private messaging, a debate in moral philosophy, on the subject of my choice?


No. If I do not know in advance the subject, the only person I would permit to choose it is saxi.

Re: Ask Metsfanmax a question

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:42 pm
by Funkyterrance
Metsfanmax wrote:
Funkyterrance wrote:Would you accept an invitation to, through private messaging, a debate in moral philosophy, on the subject of my choice?


No. If I do not know in advance the subject, the only person I would permit to choose it is saxi.

Screw saxi...
Let's choose... Abortion!