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Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:01 pm
by Symmetry
Army of God, what
A fool using the C-word
Won't make you a man
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:12 am
by riskllama
that haiku was shit.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:00 am
by persianempire
lmao
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 10:44 am
by Army of GOD
Symmetry wrote:Army of God, what
A fool using the C-word
Won't make you a man
"cook"? "conqueror"? "cockwaggle"?
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:59 am
by Symmetry
Army of GOD wrote:Symmetry wrote:Army of God, what
A fool using the C-word
Won't make you a man
"cook"? "conqueror"? "cockwaggle"?
Of course the C-word
Is cockwaggle AoG
Because that's a thing
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 12:42 pm
by Army of GOD
have you not waggled your cock?
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 2:25 pm
by betiko
Army of GOD wrote:have you not waggled your cock?
Stay on topic please and delight us with your acheivements.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:01 pm
by Army of GOD
cock waggling is an achievement
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:13 pm
by Symmetry
Army of GOD wrote:cock waggling is an achievement
This is indeed an achievement. Not only has AoG stretched his tiny arms to reach a point where masturbation is possible, he's actually located some sort of procreative organ in the process. It's deeply unfair to mock AoG simply for his mental, moral, and physical deficiencies.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 3:48 pm
by WingCmdr Ginkapo
Did you just dive headfirst of the moral high ground
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:31 pm
by Symmetry
WingCmdr Ginkapo wrote:Did you just dive headfirst off the moral high ground
I think that would require me to have been standing there in the first place. Alas, I'm a member with many memorable warnings from the CC team under my belt. The time I used the word "gay" in chat, for example.
According to the mods it's as bad as as the n-word. Who knew?
But I digress.
Army of GOD wrote:cover it up? I do not deny I'm homophobic
So, I reserve the right to mock him.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 6:58 pm
by nietzsche
*Conqueror
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 7:15 pm
by Symmetry
nietzsche wrote:*Conqueror
*conquistador
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2015 11:14 pm
by Dukasaur
"... your stallion stands, in need of company"
Hmmm... I always thought of that as being purely an anti-war song, but taken in isolation, those lyrics could be seen as sexual innuendo.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:15 pm
by betiko
Wow Ayowdgee! You got da bar and da diamond! I want you with 2 stripes next time I come in here!
Also, you should open your own "buy me premium" thread so you can rise faster.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:58 pm
by nietzsche
AoG, let's double or nothing again. If I'm correct you owe me 80dls already. If i win i let you take for your premium from my 160 dls.
The bet is who wins the Gold Cup, Mexico or the USA.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:46 am
by Army of GOD
nietzsche wrote:AoG, let's double or nothing again. If I'm correct you owe me 80dls already. If i win i let you take for your premium from my 160 dls.
The bet is who wins the Gold Cup, Mexico or the USA.
you're fucking on
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:34 pm
by owenshooter
have you gone up in rank yet? just wondering...-Jésus noir
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:00 pm
by Army of GOD
day 23
the initial burst is over. If my goal to become the Greatest CC Conqueror Ever, or GCCCE, I must take the next step.
You may notice that my rank is gold. I have not been premium in several years, but I admit it is time to accelerate my rise. Remember this time now, for my rise to the GCCCE will be swift and merciless.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:38 pm
by Dukasaur
Army of GOD wrote:day 23
the initial burst is over. If my goal to become the Greatest CC Conqueror Ever, or GCCCE, I must take the next step.
You may notice that my rank is gold. I have not been premium in several years, but I admit it is time to accelerate my rise. Remember this time now, for my rise to the GCCCE will be swift and merciless.
Go go Gadgetscore!
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:20 pm
by nietzsche
you piece of shit, you don't even mention me when you say you're premium again?
if i didn't want recognition i wouldn't have told you it had been me.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:26 pm
by Army of GOD
you didn't buy shit for me you poor piece of asscock
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:02 pm
by DoomYoshi
Shut your slutholes, I bought AoG premium in exchange for him letting me use his idea for a blog.
I'm now up to 2 unique views, both of which are probably me.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 9:15 pm
by Serbia
Ok, I'll admit it. I did not by shorty a premium. I refuse to buy anyone premium on this site, at least until the current owner sells.
Bollocks.
Re: From Cook to Conquerer
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:10 pm
by betiko
DoomYoshi wrote:Shut your slutholes, I bought AoG premium in exchange for him letting me use his idea for a blog.
I'm now up to 2 unique views, both of which are probably me.
oh you did it?
AOG 3 bars, you aren t going up fast enough. I'm disapointed in you.