Conquer Club

vtmarik wrote:

firth4eva wrote:I am the worst president the world has ever seen

-George Bush August 2007

"I'm a bit of a pariah myself, I mean i started that George Bush fansite www.W"

-Dennis Miller

I was a pariah when it came to television - I'd made five pilots or six pilots and none of them had sold.

-Don Johnson

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
- Groucho Marx

"If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”

-Oscar wilde

"There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it."

Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)

"The public library is the most dangerous place in town." --John Ciardi

"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."

Solomon Short

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

--Woody Allen

"ouch"

just about every actor in every movie

"For God hates utterly
The bray of bragging tongues."

Sophocles (496 BC - 406 BC), Antigone

Edit: F-F-F-Fastpsoted.

"The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet"

-ann landers

'The way she listened was more eloquent than speech'

Clifton Webb

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Caesar.


Julius Caeser

“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

Jerry Seinfeld

What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died? That she was beautiful and brilliant? That she loved Mozart and Bach, the Beatles, and me?

Love Story

"A young man of twenty five,
He said he would cure your ills.
But he didn't -and he NEVER will" (This Night Has Opened My Eyes - The Smiths)

"I found the cure of the plague of the twentieth century! And now Ive lost it!"
Sean Connery
Medicine man

"Under the iron bridge,
We kissed.
And although I ended up
With sore lips,
It just wasn't like the old days anymore,
No, it wasn't like those days,
Am I still ill?"

"Still Ill" - The Smiths.

You can't handle the truth!!

if you don't know what movie that is from you live in a box

I've actually forgotten it, cos i associate it with George's impression now!

"In my own strange way,
I'll always stay true to you." Morrissey.

I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands.

Rhett Butler-Gone With The Wind

VERA (Ann Savage): "Stop makin' noises like a husband."

Margaret Lord: We both might face the facts that neither of us has proved to be a very great success as a wife.
Tracy Lord: We just picked the wrong first husband.

Philadelphia Story

Goldie Hawn: I don't belong here. I feel it. Don't you think I feel it? I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't want to! My life is like death! My children are the spawn of hell and you're the devil. Oh, God...!
Kurt Russel: Baby, we like you!

Overboard

Calamity Jane: I got a strange feelin' somebody's bein' hustled.

Calamity Jane

John Cussack: From what I've seen, that man could weave horseshit into Egyptian cotton

Midnight in the garden of good and evil