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Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:51 pm
by universalchiro
universalchiro wrote:EBConquer wrote:JamesKer1 wrote:EBConquer wrote: 
I'll open up the floor but have a few more...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?
Did you just leave me hanging?

Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:55 pm
by EBConquer
universalchiro wrote:universalchiro wrote:EBConquer wrote:JamesKer1 wrote:EBConquer wrote: 
I'll open up the floor but have a few more...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Candice
Candice who?
Did you just leave me hanging?

lol... you missed it, Mr. Cellphone!
EBConquer wrote:[in an italian mafia voice] Candice map load already? I'm freakin' dyin' ova here.
That's a tribute to my buddy Perch.
viewtopic.php?f=506&t=206707 
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:04 pm
by universalchiro
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:30 pm
by Dukasaur
EBConquer wrote:Dukasaur wrote:EBConquer wrote:I'll keep it going
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:59 pm
by EBConquer
Dukasaur wrote:EBConquer wrote:Dukasaur wrote:EBConquer wrote:I'll keep it going
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen it seem weird there's a knock knock cc thread happening here? In retrospect, I agree. heh
That was cheese... this one is somewhat good.
knock knock
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:12 am
by perchorin
EBConquer wrote:Dukasaur wrote:EBConquer wrote:Dukasaur wrote:EBConquer wrote:I'll keep it going
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dozen
Dozen who?
Dozen it seem weird there's a knock knock cc thread happening here? In retrospect, I agree. heh
That was cheese... this one is somewhat good.
knock knock
Who's there? It had better not be that slack-ass EBConquer. He hasn't done shit for us lately

Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:17 am
by EBConquer
perchorin wrote:Who's there? It had better not be that slack-ass EBConquer. He hasn't done shit for us lately

Harry
(you have nothing to worry about Perch... this is EB's friend from Colorado. He's away for the weekend)

Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:34 am
by iAmCaffeine
Harry who?
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:18 am
by EBConquer
Harry up and play your turn already. It's been an hour you butt munch and I still live w/ my mother and got shit to do!!!
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:21 am
by EBConquer
I'm finding this is a great passive way to get some aggression out.

Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:24 am
by Dukasaur
EBConquer wrote:I'm finding this is a great passive way to get some aggression out.

knock knock
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:32 am
by EBConquer
Dukasaur wrote:EBConquer wrote:I'm finding this is a great passive way to get some aggression out.

knock knock
Who's there?
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:46 am
by Dukasaur
EBConquer wrote:Dukasaur wrote:knock knock
Who's there?
Madame.
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:14 am
by EBConquer
Dukasaur wrote:EBConquer wrote:Dukasaur wrote:knock knock
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:15 am
by Dukasaur
EBConquer wrote:Dukasaur wrote:EBConquer wrote:Dukasaur wrote:knock knock
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame car won't start! Can you give me a boost?
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:39 am
by EBConquer
Love Madame. Umm... dukkie... can we stay on topic?

"Madame dice is totally f***d over here!!" lol too funny!
Knock knock...
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:49 am
by Dukasaur
EBConquer wrote:Love Madame. Umm... dukkie... can we stay on topic?

"Madame dice is totally f***d over here!!" lol too funny!
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:54 pm
by EBConquer
Dukasaur wrote:EBConquer wrote:Love Madame. Umm... dukkie... can we stay on topic?

"Madame dice is totally f***d over here!!" lol too funny!
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Urine
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:32 pm
by Agent 86
Move this thread as it has nothing to do with CC..Babble-On Five would be a better place for this rubbish

Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:38 pm
by owenshooter
Agent 86 wrote:Move this thread as it has nothing to do with CC..Babble-On Five would be a better place for this rubbish

i reported it after the first 3 posts... apparently i am the NO FUN POLICE...-el Jesus negro
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:41 pm
by EBConquer
Agent 86 wrote:Move this thread as it has nothing to do with CC..Babble-On Five would be a better place for this rubbish

I'm assuming that you're a bit of a party pooper eh? lol Yeah... knock knock jokes w/ cc in the punchline have nothing to do w/ anything especially when considering conquer club in general. You guys can move this thread where ever you want because at the end of the day... nobody really cares (except you).

Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:47 pm
by MudPuppy
EBConquer wrote:Dukasaur wrote:EBConquer wrote:Love Madame. Umm... dukkie... can we stay on topic?

"Madame dice is totally f***d over here!!" lol too funny!
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:23 pm
by EBConquer
MudPuppy wrote:EBConquer wrote:Dukasaur wrote:EBConquer wrote:Love Madame. Umm... dukkie... can we stay on topic?

"Madame dice is totally f***d over here!!" lol too funny!
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Urine
Urine who?
Urinsecure cause your dice are total shit!

Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:35 pm
by Army of GOD
EBConquer wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Knock knock
Who's there?
Penis
Re: CC Knock Knock Jokes
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:22 pm
by nietzsche
Army of GOD wrote:EBConquer wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Knock knock
Who's there?
Penis
Penis who?