Conquer Club

Juan_Bottom wrote:

IF that is true (and I have no idea), that is quite humorous and sad at the same time.

But it can't be true, because I heard that allowing gay marriage would lead to beastiality, not the other way around.

Woodruff wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:

IF that is true (and I have no idea), that is quite humorous and sad at the same time.

But it can't be true, because I heard that allowing gay marriage would lead to beastiality, not the other way around.

"STATES WITH LAX OR NONEXISTENT BESTIALITY LAWS"



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More states allow having sex with a horse than allow gay marriage.

I'd like to know what constitutes a "lax" bestiality law. Is a monkey off-limits, for instance? We're just one chromosome away. That's like prosecuting someone who's 18 years old + 1 day for having sex with a 17 year old.

I haven't laughed that hard in a while

Phatscotty wrote:I haven't laughed that hard in a while

Which part was funny?

Woodruff wrote:

But it can't be true, because I heard that allowing gay marriage would lead to beastiality, not the other way around.

It will lead to gay adoption

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:I haven't laughed that hard in a while

Which part was funny?

I don't think I should say

Phatscotty wrote:

Woodruff wrote:
But it can't be true, because I heard that allowing gay marriage would lead to beastiality, not the other way around.

It will lead to gay adoption

Is it a problem for children to be raised in loving homes instead of on the street?

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:

Woodruff wrote:
But it can't be true, because I heard that allowing gay marriage would lead to beastiality, not the other way around.

It will lead to gay adoption

Is it a problem for children to be raised in loving homes instead of on the street?

I thought poverty and lack of medical care forced kids to sleep on the street. Now not allowing gay marriage causes it?

Juan_Bottom wrote:

On the flip side, did you know that you can marry a horse in 0 states but can have homosexual intercourse in 50 states+DC?

Talk about your epic road trips.

2dimes wrote:Talk about your epic road trips.

I'll gas up my LaForza. You grab BvP and I'll meet you guys at the duty free store at Peace Arch Park.

patrickaa317 wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:

Woodruff wrote:
But it can't be true, because I heard that allowing gay marriage would lead to beastiality, not the other way around.

It will lead to gay adoption

Is it a problem for children to be raised in loving homes instead of on the street?

I thought poverty and lack of medical care forced kids to sleep on the street. Now not allowing gay marriage causes it?

You bet your ass it does! In fact, you are already directly responsible for all homelessness in America just for asking....

Grab a case of Dr Pepper for me and a bottle of vodka for pwn Saxi. Do you want any Canadian Mountain Dew, it doesn't have caffeine and tastes slightly mellower.

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:Talk about your epic road trips.

I'll gas up my LaForza. You grab BvP and I'll meet you guys at the duty free store at Peace Arch Park.

Oh wait, I forgot he's in Georgia. He's probably hilt deep in some sweet alpaca ass already.

2dimes wrote:Grab a case of Dr Pepper for me and a bottle of vodka for pwn Saxi. Do you want any Canadian Mountain Dew, it doesn't have caffeine and tastes slightly mellower.

and a pack of road-trip diapers

2dimes wrote:Do you want any Canadian Mountain Dew, it doesn't have caffeine and tastes slightly mellower.

No, I fell for that trick before. "Canadian Mountain Dew" is just surplus maple syrup they poured in a can to trick foreigners for a laugh.

Phatscotty wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:If you guys want to talk to me on the issue of marriage, this is the place to do it. I refuse to post any longer in threads that have lies in their titles that are meant to libel bigotry onto certain groups of people and promote hatred and get people riled up and at each others throats. I refuse to participate in no gay allows in North Carolina thread, simply because gays are allowed in North Carolina.

You had to wait until page 29 of that thread to make this stand?

I wonder what the real reason is.

the real reasons is the reason I stated. Symmetry's thread is built on a lie. I don't want any part of it.

Assuming this is true we'll chalk it up at lies in topic titles: Symmetry 1 Phatscotty 200+

Aradhus wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:If you guys want to talk to me on the issue of marriage, this is the place to do it. I refuse to post any longer in threads that have lies in their titles that are meant to libel bigotry onto certain groups of people and promote hatred and get people riled up and at each others throats. I refuse to participate in no gay allows in North Carolina thread, simply because gays are allowed in North Carolina.

You had to wait until page 29 of that thread to make this stand?

I wonder what the real reason is.

the real reasons is the reason I stated. Symmetry's thread is built on a lie. I don't want any part of it.

Assuming this is true we'll chalk it up at lies in topic titles: Symmetry 1 Phatscotty 200+

fu

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:Do you want any Canadian Mountain Dew, it doesn't have caffeine and tastes slightly mellower.

No, I fell for that trick before. "Canadian Mountain Dew" is just surplus maple syrup they poured in a can to trick foreigners for a laugh.

Also, don't try to offer me a "Canadian Haircut." I still have antler scars on my back the last time I fell for that.

saxitoxin wrote:

2dimes wrote:Do you want any Canadian Mountain Dew, it doesn't have caffeine and tastes slightly mellower.

No, I fell for that trick before. "Canadian Mountain Dew" is just surplus maple syrup they poured in a can to trick foreigners for a laugh.

That might be Canadian Pabst Blue Ribbon or something. We don't have many Maples west of Ontario. So I havn't seen the trick in person.

Lootifer wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:

What do libertarians think about gay marriage?

So you fully support gay marrige then yeah?

If he supports consensual associations, which don't initiate coercion against others, then he'd have to say "yes, of course, lootifer" in order to be a good libertarian.

Social conservatives generally seem to balk at the notion of supporting gay marriage probably because they view marriage as an institution which is only legitimate if it is in accord with (their) tradition and/or with the Book (Torah, Quran, Bible). Nevertheless, they refuse to acknowledge as correct other traditions and other justifications which enable any consenting adults to be married.

DONT PUT WORDS INTO HIS MOUTH YOU BIG MEANY; HE WAS QUITE HAPPILY DODGING MY QUESTION

patrickaa317 wrote:On the flip side, did you know that you can marry a horse in 0 states but can have homosexual intercourse in 50 states+DC?

Untrue. http://www.sodomy.org/laws/ it's a bit out of date, because some of the laws are technically on the books but have been found by the courts to be unconstitutional. However, I know at least Alabama is still on the books and has not been challenged.