Conquer Club

This is funny as shit. Especially since some people don't realize it's a joke.

my clock says 12:35?

tkr4lf wrote:This is funny as shit. Especially since some people don't realize it's a joke.

It's also funny how many people have issued permabans to glg. Who'da thunk it?

Its easy to say its an april fools joke. But the integrity of the dice has always been in question.

It ould be an april fool joke but maybe its not. How do you prove it? Maybe someone has hacked the site and its actually what happens.

I wont be re-newing. I will be finishing my current games and then will go.

If it was a joke then its a massive backfire. So either way its goodbye you cheating f***s or well done really funny but april fool to you.

Bye

delboy01 wrote:Its easy to say its an april fools joke. But the integrity of the dice has always been in question.

It ould be an april fool joke but maybe its not. How do you prove it? Maybe someone has hacked the site and its actually what happens.

omg this is priceless. I mean it's one thing to be fooled by an april fool's joke, but if even when you're told "it's a joke" you're all like "no, I still think it's real" then there's something seriously wrong with your brain. No offense.

delboy01 wrote:Its easy to say its an april fools joke. But the integrity of the dice has always been in question.

It ould be an april fool joke but maybe its not. How do you prove it? Maybe someone has hacked the site and its actually what happens.

I wont be re-newing. I will be finishing my current games and then will go.

If it was a joke then its a massive backfire. So either way its goodbye you cheating f***s or well done really funny but april fool to you.

Bye

The dice will always be in question in such a site, it shouldn't be a problem to make fun of it sometimes.

But to assure you a bit, the paddle does exist, and I think premium memberships exist too. Dice adjustments is just the premium memberships-page with some other text, lack didn't even bother to adjust the name of the frequency/months-input in the HTML. Would be interesting though, I'd like to start throwing a 12

sherkaner wrote:

delboy01 wrote:Its easy to say its an april fools joke. But the integrity of the dice has always been in question.

It ould be an april fool joke but maybe its not. How do you prove it? Maybe someone has hacked the site and its actually what happens.

I wont be re-newing. I will be finishing my current games and then will go.

If it was a joke then its a massive backfire. So either way its goodbye you cheating f***s or well done really funny but april fool to you.

Bye

The dice will always be in question in such a site, it shouldn't be a problem to make fun of it sometimes.

But to assure you a bit, the paddle does exist, and I think premium memberships exist too. Dice adjustments is just the premium memberships-page with some other text, lack didn't even bother to adjust the name of the frequency/months-input in the HTML. Would be interesting though, I'd like to start throwing a 12

Sorry but having battled my way up the ranks dozens of times only to have a week's period where I cannot win a roll, my opponents get consequtive 6's and I get a series of 1's, not just in the odd game but all, this is far too near the mark to be discounted as a joke.

It is exactly what happens.

I have been a member for a number of years. But that's it for me. The problem is how do you satisfactorly prove to me that this is a joke and not someone exposing the truth?

The answer is you can't and there in lays the problem. I will be playing out my current games and then going, why do that? Because its not my opponents fault so why should they suffer.

If it is a joke then it is very ill concieved one without consideration given to the impact it would have.

natty dread wrote:

delboy01 wrote:Its easy to say its an april fools joke. But the integrity of the dice has always been in question.

It ould be an april fool joke but maybe its not. How do you prove it? Maybe someone has hacked the site and its actually what happens.

omg this is priceless. I mean it's one thing to be fooled by an april fool's joke, but if even when you're told "it's a joke" you're all like "no, I still think it's real" then there's something seriously wrong with your brain. No offense.

I did not say it wasn't a joke I said prove to me its a joke and not someone hacking the site to expose the truth. Oh wait, you can't.

Bye.

delboy01 wrote:

natty dread wrote:

delboy01 wrote:Its easy to say its an april fools joke. But the integrity of the dice has always been in question.

It ould be an april fool joke but maybe its not. How do you prove it? Maybe someone has hacked the site and its actually what happens.

omg this is priceless. I mean it's one thing to be fooled by an april fool's joke, but if even when you're told "it's a joke" you're all like "no, I still think it's real" then there's something seriously wrong with your brain. No offense.

I did not say it wasn't a joke I said prove to me its a joke and not someone hacking the site to expose the truth. Oh wait, you can't.

Bye.

It IS a joke.

That's not the problem.

The problem is that it was SO FUCKING INAPPRORIATE.

maxfaraday wrote:

delboy01 wrote:

natty dread wrote:

delboy01 wrote:Its easy to say its an april fools joke. But the integrity of the dice has always been in question.

It ould be an april fool joke but maybe its not. How do you prove it? Maybe someone has hacked the site and its actually what happens.

omg this is priceless. I mean it's one thing to be fooled by an april fool's joke, but if even when you're told "it's a joke" you're all like "no, I still think it's real" then there's something seriously wrong with your brain. No offense.

I did not say it wasn't a joke I said prove to me its a joke and not someone hacking the site to expose the truth. Oh wait, you can't.

Bye.

It IS a joke.

That's not the problem.

The problem is that it was SO FUCKING INAPPRORIATE.

Yep and a costly in appropriate as well.

april fool,or not ,can you at lest move these belove personal menu

Thanks for the April Fool's CC......... and for allowing other people to show they are Fools all year round!

delboy01 wrote:

natty dread wrote:

delboy01 wrote:Its easy to say its an april fools joke. But the integrity of the dice has always been in question.

It ould be an april fool joke but maybe its not. How do you prove it? Maybe someone has hacked the site and its actually what happens.

omg this is priceless. I mean it's one thing to be fooled by an april fool's joke, but if even when you're told "it's a joke" you're all like "no, I still think it's real" then there's something seriously wrong with your brain. No offense.

I did not say it wasn't a joke I said prove to me its a joke and not someone hacking the site to expose the truth. Oh wait, you can't.

Bye.

Of course you can prove it, they have tell you some ways already but I'll tell you few new ones...
-Put your dice at 99% and +6 take some turns and you will see nothing happens.
-Just read the explanation of the anonymous one, the reason of 'the hack' doesn't make any sense at all.
-Just put yourself premium and check your expiration date, nothing changes...
-Just ban yourself and the see that you are not banned at all.
-Every year they mock about the randomness (because like that is more funny), for example the last year was that you could change the number of armies in a game for just $5

Satisfied?

BTW this jokes year I loved it

I cant post this because I banned myself.

I chortled.

delboy01 wrote:

sherkaner wrote:

delboy01 wrote:Its easy to say its an april fools joke. But the integrity of the dice has always been in question.

It ould be an april fool joke but maybe its not. How do you prove it? Maybe someone has hacked the site and its actually what happens.

I wont be re-newing. I will be finishing my current games and then will go.

If it was a joke then its a massive backfire. So either way its goodbye you cheating f***s or well done really funny but april fool to you.

Bye

The dice will always be in question in such a site, it shouldn't be a problem to make fun of it sometimes.

But to assure you a bit, the paddle does exist, and I think premium memberships exist too. Dice adjustments is just the premium memberships-page with some other text, lack didn't even bother to adjust the name of the frequency/months-input in the HTML. Would be interesting though, I'd like to start throwing a 12

Sorry but having battled my way up the ranks dozens of times only to have a week's period where I cannot win a roll, my opponents get consequtive 6's and I get a series of 1's, not just in the odd game but all, this is far too near the mark to be discounted as a joke.

It is exactly what happens.

I have been a member for a number of years. But that's it for me. The problem is how do you satisfactorly prove to me that this is a joke and not someone exposing the truth?

The answer is you can't and there in lays the problem. I will be playing out my current games and then going, why do that? Because its not my opponents fault so why should they suffer.

If it is a joke then it is very ill concieved one without consideration given to the impact it would have.

Maybe you should learn to play better?

tec805 wrote:How many douches added, +6 to themselves? too funny. Mudt be time for bed. spinning.

I figured by subtracting 6 from mine - maybe my dice would hit below zero and be permanently awesome

I like this april fools the most, far better than painful pink vision!!

I thought it was bloody funny, though I did spend the best part of 2 hours reading all the reasons for banning people (some priceless ones in that list) and thus have a very non-productive Sunday morning.

delboy01 wrote:

natty dread wrote:

delboy01 wrote:Its easy to say its an april fools joke. But the integrity of the dice has always been in question.

It ould be an april fool joke but maybe its not. How do you prove it? Maybe someone has hacked the site and its actually what happens.

omg this is priceless. I mean it's one thing to be fooled by an april fool's joke, but if even when you're told "it's a joke" you're all like "no, I still think it's real" then there's something seriously wrong with your brain. No offense.

I did not say it wasn't a joke I said prove to me its a joke and not someone hacking the site to expose the truth. Oh wait, you can't.

Bye.

haha, what a muppet. Bu BYE!!!

Chariot of Fire wrote:I thought it was bloody funny, though I did spend the best part of 2 hours reading all the reasons for banning people (some priceless ones in that list) and thus have a very non-productive Sunday morning.

Sunday mornings are made to be non-productive are they not?

delboy01 wrote:

maxfaraday wrote:

delboy01 wrote:

natty dread wrote:

delboy01 wrote:Its easy to say its an april fools joke. But the integrity of the dice has always been in question.

It ould be an april fool joke but maybe its not. How do you prove it? Maybe someone has hacked the site and its actually what happens.

omg this is priceless. I mean it's one thing to be fooled by an april fool's joke, but if even when you're told "it's a joke" you're all like "no, I still think it's real" then there's something seriously wrong with your brain. No offense.

I did not say it wasn't a joke I said prove to me its a joke and not someone hacking the site to expose the truth. Oh wait, you can't.

Bye.

It IS a joke.

That's not the problem.

The problem is that it was SO FUCKING INAPPRORIATE.

Yep and a costly in appropriate as well.

Costly?? not really. For just as many say they wont renew, just as many will. So if your not too thrilled with let take your ball and go home. Yeah I have to battle up and down just as well. For every set of awesome dice you have your going to have just as bad dice. The algrithm used it meant to average out your games. Its sucks to know thats how its done but it is and crying about it really wont do much.

Anyway have a great day and enjoy playing risk on your board at home irl by yourself.

omigod... i thought this was fake, but after i put myself at 6's i can't lose...

I am already up to Brigadier...

I'm gonna keep doing speed games until i hit General, or until this gets corrected!

Whoo Hooo... Free points for everyone!!!

So Nette....when your rank drops it must solely be due to your strategy and not the dice. I'll remember that

White Buffalo wrote:I gave myself 100 years membership and great dice odds. Thank you so much cc.

Happy April Fools Day

I didn't ask anything for myself.

But I did try to upgrade Victor Sullivan's dice so he could finally win a game!