Conquer Club

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:25 am**

I still chuckle at the "Sawn off shot gun Woodruff massacre"!

Twas a few years back, but hey, I knocked smoking weed on the head...

I can recall everything now.. 8-)

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:33 am**

I play on land-grab, and have done since 2006...

Mind you, that does not speak volumes!

But however, I will side with this shot-to-pieces bimbo, just for the hell of it..

Get your panzers out CC, Whilst you are fueling up your tanks from empty, I will be formulating strategic plans in the depths of her bikini..

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:51 am**

One fact that should be stated before we kick off is this:- Land-grab have the disadvantage of not having a working flame forum... CC/P.O.A put paid to that eons back, most of the pitch invasion was via my account.. As I am sure Desau will testify...

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:53 am**

KB420 wrote:why cant you see live moves on cc like you can landgrab?

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Look, we all know that Land Grab has the moves like 'Jagger. It's not like you're telling us anything new by creating a long string of shitty ribbon cutting threads. Most of us are well aware that the site exists and have chosen this site for petty self indulgent reasons. It's clear to see that you're about as hard as Darth Vader, in a jump suit, khakis and Chuck Taylor's but for the most part you're just fucking up our humble abode with your pathetic advertising graffiti. Now kick rocks Gary, before I switch into Mighty Morphin Gold Ranger and drag your screen name up and down the forums.

Go go power rangers,

King_Herpes - always wear protection

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:58 am**

King_Herpes wrote:
KB420 wrote:why cant you see live moves on cc like you can landgrab?
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Look, we all know that Land Grab has the moves like 'Jagger. It's not like you're telling us anything new by creating a long string of shitty ribbon cutting threads. Most of us are well aware that the site exists and have chosen this site for petty self indulgent reasons. It's clear to see that you're about as hard as Darth Vader, in a jump suit, khakis and Chuck Taylor's but for the most part you're just fucking up our humble abode with your pathetic advertising graffiti. Now kick rocks Gary, before I switch into Mighty Morphin Gold Ranger and drag your screen name up and down the forums.

Go go power rangers,

King_Herpes - always wear protection

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:06 am**

KB420 wrote:why cant you see live moves on cc like you can landgrab?

Sorry herpes, that was a misquote, I have just spoken with the bikini welding lawyers on this front, and what was meant to be said was.. "Why cant you see live movies on cc like you can in landgrab..

Perhaps you were not aware of this new feature that landgrab has to offer?
Whilst Their hard-working savant gamers are tolling away, with sweat streaming from their brows, a small pornography section is flickering away in a top right-hand box, designed to eek out the very basic animal instincts that urge us all to kill wantonly... Usage of this feature has banes, and benefits, one boon is bikini wearing bimbo's, another is myself.
Go Figure. :lol:

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:15 am**

chaosfactor wrote:One fact that should be stated before we kick off is this:- Land-grab have the disadvantage of not having a working flame forum... CC/P.O.A put paid to that eons back, most of the pitch invasion was via my account.. As I am sure Desau will testify...

You don't say, chaos? Another interesting piece of Conquer Club sub-culture and a rich example of why many of us stay true. There's not many things that will tempt me away from loyalty. However there is one thing that always seems to get me, when a totally random person appears and says, "this site sucks compared to landgrab"! I fall for it every time and and my heart always ends up in the hands of some merciless beast.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:24 am**

chaosfactor wrote:
KB420 wrote:why cant you see live moves on cc like you can landgrab?

Sorry herpes, that was a misquote, I have just spoken with the bikini welding lawyers on this front, and what was meant to be said was.. "Why cant you see live movies on cc like you can in landgrab..

Perhaps you were not aware of this new feature that landgrab has to offer?
Whilst Their hard-working savant gamers are tolling away, with sweat streaming from their brows, a small pornography section is flickering away in a top right-hand box, designed to eek out the very basic animal instincts that urge us all to kill wantonly... Usage of this feature has banes, and benefits, one boon is bikini wearing bimbo's, another is myself.
Go Figure.

That sounds to me like Boner City. Maybe I'll check it out then, that's all another man had to say. I mean what's a lone man to do without a bit of gambling, visual prostitution and the occasional bounty on the world wide web?

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:30 am**

When a totally random person turns up and stirs the pot, I obviously play devils advocate... :twisted:

Perhaps I stole your thunder a little on this one..

Desau however was very un-sporting in most of his flaming arena's, and has held a principle of deleting posts on fortnightly basis (and possibly still does), hence all good conversation is semi-redundant over there...
It doesn't take a colombo to goto baker street and dig out a sherlock holmes to spell out that CC has superior weapons on the word-front on all the borders..

Though I defend this dumb broad, I attack myself in saying thus..
Its a chaos-sting.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:39 am**

Sounds like you are in dire need of a shag olde padre...

I know Clapper is looking for a Valentine for tuesday night! :mrgreen:

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:47 am**

chaosfactor wrote:Desau however was very un-sporting in most of his flaming arena's and held a principle of deleting posts on fortnight basis

Its changed to 30 days... Nuff said.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:02 am**

KB420 wrote:<LINK REMOVED> cc will never have maps like this

Hmm, I just looked and found these maps

I like this last one

some great maps there from the landgrab site, I am sure our mapmakers could never reach this standard 8-)

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:10 am**

merged similar topics

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:14 am**

Michael Jackson was famous for his one handed "landgrab" move.

My Commodore 64 rocks with it's Turbo Drive and custom colored floppy discs.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:14 am**

BooHoo! KB seems to have left us, but in her stead I defend vigorously the ZX spectrum/Atari etch-a-sketch designs that are fore-fronting the strategic world of warfare in Land Grabs current day.

These humble designs make a mockery of any picture painting that CC can flummox together, really the art of war is the necessity of simplicity...

As is said, "a journey begins with a single step"..

Tis the Art of war to fight your way into the cream of a doughnut

But it is a warrior who finds the ring... :-$

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:46 am**

chaosfactor wrote:I still chuckle at the "Sawn off shot gun Woodruff massacre"!

Twas a few years back, but hey, I knocked smoking weed on the head...

I can recall everything now..

You should realize, chaosfactor, that I never thought you were a threat. In fact, I stated so (in your defense against whoever it was that thought it was you). It was a forum-goer, but a much more consistent poster than you are. I am required as part of the court proceedings not to discuss who it was (though to my knowledge they have not returned to the site).

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:44 am**

KB420 wrote:this site sucks compared to landgrab

is it just me or dose it look like KB420 has a penis in the green bikini ???

oh and by the way" who is holding the gun to your head making you stay?" and i hope you not the best that landgrab has to offer :lol:

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:53 am**

Didn't landgrab rip off the NYC map a few years back?

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:15 am**

I am so impressed by the passion and pride of the landgrab members, so much pride and passion that they leave the site play on other risk sites, its a beautiful thing.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:41 pm**

Didn't we have a crew go over and troll the LG forum way back when? Or was that a different site?

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:27 pm**

Correct Neo... I led the attack from P.O.A...

Mustard was also engaged....

We had quite a few rebel bases in those dayz....

But rest assured we kicked the living be-jesus out of landgrab...

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:41 pm**

grifftron wrote:I am so impressed by the passion and pride of the landgrab members, so much pride and passion that they leave the site play on other risk sites, its a beautiful thing.

You have over=quoted the word "passion"...

You also make risk of being a fuxxing hippy.

Take a deep searching look in the mirror pal....
:-$

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:39 am**

chaosfactor wrote:Sounds like you are in dire need of a shag olde padre...

I know Clapper is looking for a Valentine for tuesday night!

stop obsessing over me!... it is becoming stalkish.... and have fun over at funland..oh wait..whatsitcalledagain? land what?

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:00 am**

KB420 wrote:this site sucks compared to landgrab unless you love massive communities, you love to actually play the game, you love the fastest most intense speed games in the world, you love playing against the best players in the world.

Fixed.

Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2012 10:42 am**

it all dont matter, us guys spend 9 months getting out of the hole, just to spend the rest of our life trying to get back in...

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