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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:20 pm
by darvlay
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Five Finger Sally?
Palmela Handerson?
Pound the Pud?
Weed out the Retards?
Clean the Gun?
Spank the Monkey?
Choke the Chicken?
Knock off some knuckle children?
Yeah, every now and then.
Weed out the retards?? LOL
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:31 pm
by UCAbears
vincent your definetly one of the biggest pervs this site has seen in a long time.. go get a life and stop worrying if people masturbate or not.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:46 pm
by Kayla
i dont
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:59 pm
by btownmeggy
Kayla wrote:i dont
For some reason, I believe it.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:06 pm
by duday53
DirtyDishSoap wrote:anyone says they dont are just lying, thats like saying you dont want to have sex
some people are just to young like im twelve. (not that i dont dream
)
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:12 pm
by hecter
btownmeggy, surely you masterbate.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:17 pm
by btownmeggy
hecter wrote:btownmeggy, surely you masterbate.
Hmm, none of the emoticons by themselves are an entirely appropriate response.
So I'll just say "No" and
.
Please, what do you think, that I'm joyfully oppressed by the patriarchy?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:23 pm
by hecter
No, of course not. I knew that you had to masterbate because that's just the type of woman you are. I also knew that Kayla would say she wouldn't (not sure if I believe her) because that's just who she is. Anyways, I don't believe in the patriarchy. Damn men…
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:24 pm
by Psilocbin
I wanked off on your mom.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:25 pm
by hecter
That's really REALLY creepy considering the fact that my mom has been dead for a couple of years now.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:34 pm
by duday53
yah thats really creepy
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:39 pm
by Psilocbin
Wow....wrong mom.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:42 pm
by qeee1
I don't mastrubate, but this one time I like put my hand on my penis and jerked it up and down, and then this gooey white liquid came out, and I thought it's probably not healthy so I haven't done it since.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:42 pm
by wrightfan123
DirtyDishSoap wrote:anyone says they dont are just lying, thats like saying you dont want to have sex
I dont... then again, im 12
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:22 pm
by static_ice
what, is not masturbating something a girl can be proud of?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:22 pm
by Psilocbin
qeee1 wrote:I don't mastrubate, but this one time I like put my hand on my penis and jerked it up and down, and then this gooey white liquid came out, and I thought it's probably not healthy so I haven't done it since.
rotflmao
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:26 pm
by static_ice
ahhh....the antics of quee...
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:26 pm
by vtmarik
Everyone masturbates. Those that loudly proclaim that masturbation is evil do it more frequently and with greater enthusiasm than the regular people in the world.
I can prove this on an etch-a-sketch.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:30 pm
by static_ice
NO! don't post images!
[size=0]that's considered gay...[/size]
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:38 pm
by hecter
static_ice wrote:NO! don't post images!
[size=0]that's considered gay...[/size]
There is nothing wrong with homosexuality!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:39 pm
by Blueoctober
i cant beleive this thread exists
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:46 pm
by funkeymunkey
Why, do you not masturbate?
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:07 pm
by Numia Kereru
Hell yes.
Why, just last night after I made love to my gf I couldn't go to sleep so jumped online to check out some of Kim Kardashian's "Superstar" DVD clips and jerked the turk over her for a while.
I'm such a stayer.
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:27 pm
by Jolly Roger
Sounds like a night to remember
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:29 pm
by Numia Kereru
Or one to forget.
I don't find times of masturbation to be memorable events; it's all about the moment.