Conquer Club

unriggable wrote:Oh, heard epic movie sucked.

It was ok - not amazing, but worth seeing.

I'd have to say snakes on a plane. So fake.........

Pearl Harbor

Aries wrote:I'd have to say snakes on a plane. So fake.........

OMG you gotta be kidding right?!
Only hearing sammy screams "I've had it with those motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" is worth the torment of seeing the rest of the "movie" (you can't really call it a movie hehe, it's a load of crap )

I thought the Blair Witch Project was horrible, it's like if you took a camera out into the woods and started filming, it just sucked

Aries wrote:I'd have to say snakes on a plane. So fake.........

You have to be kidding. That is one of my favorite movies ever. The internet hyped it up for me and when he said his famous line everyone loved it.

... 300. Xerxes had Ninja? please.

Mongoose wrote:Serenity.

how dare u! serenity is awesome!

the worst movie of all time HAS to be A.I. it was so boring and pointless it was one you had to watch till the very end just to make sure it was a real film and not a wind up one of your mates had made!

Nobunaga wrote:... 300. Xerxes had Ninja? please.

300 was a great movie.

Worst Movie of all time, you can't say one movie. It's all those chick flicks my girlfriend makes me watch. You wait an hour for something to happen, and when it does you wish it hadn't

Aries wrote:I'd have to say snakes on a plane. So fake.........

the movie may've not been so great (even with its ingenious title), but the internet hype really..umm..hyped me up!
i hope they make another movie that names its plot

DIRESTRAITS wrote:300 was a great movie.

Worst Movie of all time, you can't say one movie. It's all those chick flicks my girlfriend makes me watch. You wait an hour for something to happen, and when it does you wish it hadn't

... 300... I mean, it was like "Pearl Harbor", but done in togas.

... The ninja "Immortals". The true Immortals who fought for Xerxes were tough bastards, but not deformed ninja.

... And what was up with Xerxes being about seven feet tall?

... And all those sickly, deformed people running about like a side show?

... And the Matrix-like slow-mo fight scenes ... (already done to death)

... And the dialogue: "You're still here"? > "Well", (smile) "Somebody's gotta watch your back!" .... gag

... And the hunchback who betrayed the 300. Historically he was no hunchback. Just a regular farmer.

... The whole "raped queen gets her bloody revenge" sub-theme . . .

... And the crowning piece of crap - the king bows to Xerxes after tossing down his helmet and shield... only as a trick ere he hurls a spear that nearly kills the giant. ... This is just fictitious swill meant to please dimwits who won't say "That was a GREAT movie!" unless the evil Xerxes gets bloodied by our hero. ... Never happened.

... Now, if the film had been meant to be pure fiction, sure, watchable, but this was a supposed depiction of one of the most valiant stands ever made anywhere, by anybody. And what we all got out of it - Had they not held their ground for as long as they did, Sparta and more importantly Athens would have fallen. Athens - birthplace of democracy, from which OUR world originated... gone.

... Those heroes who gave us so much, reduced to bad macho cliche dialogue, and special effects.... it's just sad.

... But I have to agree with you about the chick flicks.

Nobunaga wrote:... Now, if the film had been meant to be pure fiction, sure, watchable, but this was a supposed depiction of one of the most valiant stands ever made anywhere, by anybody. And what we all got out of it - Had they not held their ground for as long as they did, Sparta and more importantly Athens would have fallen. Athens - birthplace of democracy, from which OUR world originated... gone.

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

IT WAS MEANT TO BE FICTION!

It was based on a graphic novel by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley, what part of that whole thing did you miss?

Scooby Doo


Please make it stop~

Nobunaga wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:300 was a great movie.

Worst Movie of all time, you can't say one movie. It's all those chick flicks my girlfriend makes me watch. You wait an hour for something to happen, and when it does you wish it hadn't

... 300... I mean, it was like "Pearl Harbor", but done in togas.

... The ninja "Immortals". The true Immortals who fought for Xerxes were tough bastards, but not deformed ninja.

... And what was up with Xerxes being about seven feet tall?

... And all those sickly, deformed people running about like a side show?

... And the Matrix-like slow-mo fight scenes ... (already done to death)

... And the dialogue: "You're still here"? > "Well", (smile) "Somebody's gotta watch your back!" .... gag

... And the hunchback who betrayed the 300. Historically he was no hunchback. Just a regular farmer.

... The whole "raped queen gets her bloody revenge" sub-theme . . .

... And the crowning piece of crap - the king bows to Xerxes after tossing down his helmet and shield... only as a trick ere he hurls a spear that nearly kills the giant. ... This is just fictitious swill meant to please dimwits who won't say "That was a GREAT movie!" unless the evil Xerxes gets bloodied by our hero. ... Never happened.

... Now, if the film had been meant to be pure fiction, sure, watchable, but this was a supposed depiction of one of the most valiant stands ever made anywhere, by anybody. And what we all got out of it - Had they not held their ground for as long as they did, Sparta and more importantly Athens would have fallen. Athens - birthplace of democracy, from which OUR world originated... gone.

... Those heroes who gave us so much, reduced to bad macho cliche dialogue, and special effects.... it's just sad.

... But I have to agree with you about the chick flicks.

If you had rambled on for much longer, it'd probably would've broken a record...

But I agree, it wasn't a very good movie. My ENGLISH teacher told us about this (he gets really sidetracked) and he told us about all this cool stuff that was barely mentioned in the movie!

worst movie ever is "death factory" they did every scene in one take and finished it after spending ten minutes editing it. but it was meant to be cheesy and bad so they didn't care. I watch a LOT of horror movies. plus I tend to turn my nose up at any movie that has a budget big enough to cure hunger in 3rd world countries, so most movies are bad.
a bad one you may have seen is the "house of 9", i think thats what its called, kinof new has Anthony hopkins in it. based on reality TV. Reality TV gives reality a bad name, and this movie shows how. anyways, it was boring and sucked balls.
watch Departed!!!
its so good, you'll be willing to watch it again right away.

I simply hate Philadelfia, it deserves a mention... but these movies you are talking about are not really bad... Try to watch "Skeleton Man". Its sooooo bad that me and my mates loled a lot!

<concerning 300>

vtmarik wrote:I've said it before and I'll say it again:

IT WAS MEANT TO BE FICTION!

It was based on a graphic novel by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley, what part of that whole thing did you miss?

....Said it before to whom, sir? I don't see it in this thread anywhere. But I get your point all the same.

... I'm just saying, (here he goes again...) those men who stood their ground at Thermopolae (sp?) gave the western world so much, and it is true historical fact. BUT take somebody who's never heard the true story to go see this film... and that incredibly heroic sacrifice will be reduced in their simple minds to something equivalent to Gandalf's stand against the Balrog in Lord of the Rings.

... Let's make another "Historical Film", and let's call it "D-DAY - The Bunnie's Revenge", wherein US servicemen are depicted as valiant Bunny-Men, storming Omaha Beach and getting slaughtered.... gunned down by the evil Nazi Goblins, led by the two-headed hermaphrodite Adolph Hitler.... so that all may remember for time immemorial, the heroic sacrifice of those noble, fury men.

... Yeah, that would be cool. ...

Worst movie ever is ... Napoleon Dynamite

The comercials made it seem really funny (just like Borat), but the movie was a disapointment...& there were some really ugly people in 300

.... concerning my above post... read it a few minutes after it posted...

.... yeah, I'm just being argumentative. Bored on a Sunday afternoon is all.

... cheers.

.... Oh yeah, The DaVinci Code was a letdown. People say you have to read the book to get the film... but reading the book first just makes the film all the worse.

Dogville

Milo & Otis. NO SERIOUSLY, DO NOT WATCH IT. It is so freaking dumb.

Nobunaga wrote:.... Oh yeah, The DaVinci Code was a letdown. People say you have to read the book to get the film... but reading the book first just makes the film all the worse.

Anyone dense enough not to understand that (shit and predictable) film should not be allowed to breed.

Genghis Khant wrote:

Nobunaga wrote:.... Oh yeah, The DaVinci Code was a letdown. People say you have to read the book to get the film... but reading the book first just makes the film all the worse.

Anyone dense enough not to understand that (shit and predictable) film should not be allowed to breed.

... You've made my point.

I heard Clerks 2 sucked.