Conquer Club

Well, mine reminds me of those bunkers in the Arms Race map: theres always that menacing yarn/fuzz thing every morning (maybe thats why its the only map i play nowadays)

sorry but im not a native english speaker so i had to translate and came up with that, lol

it looks like a cave... hey... i should make a cave map!

I don't have anything to say on the top of navel lint, but I'm willing to help Gen.LeeGettinhed out and add to his thread's post count. lol

PS I also have a pierced navel, though I'm not wearing anything fancy, just a ring with a onyx bead.

Mine is looking like dust bowl, especially the middle (always dirty) part

I barely get any lint, but it is usually very thin and small, so it could be Luxemburg.

Navel is one of the most things I like to lick

okay that's just disgusting

Pirlo wrote:Navel is one of the most things I like to lick

And of course specially if there is chocolate body paint and whipped cream on it !

Malta i think i like most.Not sure why,maybe because i lose a lot on it!

loes wrote:

Pirlo wrote:Navel is one of the most things I like to lick

And of course specially if there is chocolate body paint and whipped cream on it !

Malta i think i like most.Not sure why,maybe because i lose a lot on it!

I like it even bare, but I would try it with chocolate.. some nutella.

Best Thread Ever! I'm going to stop washing for a few days...I will report back with my findings at a later date...

Pirlo wrote:Navel is one of the most things I like to lick

I've tried it too, but I just can't bend enough. Do you do yoga?

natty_dread wrote:

Pirlo wrote:Navel is one of the most things I like to lick

I've tried it too, but I just can't bend enough. Do you do yoga?

huh? no. you are just not flexible enough bud!

loes wrote:

Pirlo wrote:Navel is one of the most things I like to lick

And of course specially if there is chocolate body paint and whipped cream on it !

Malta i think i like most.Not sure why,maybe because i lose a lot on it!

Always Malta with you. I am surely Texas Wars... Seems like a battle going on all the time there for me.

Mine looks like the Philippines. Sorry it took long David. Had to have the wife stop licking my navel for a few days.

MudPuppy wrote:Navel lint vs. Thailand map:



Pulled this one out after a night of drinking Singha.

Hey hey! lets leave Thailand out of this

grifftron wrote:

MudPuppy wrote:Navel lint vs. Thailand map:



Pulled this one out after a night of drinking Singha.

Hey hey! lets leave Thailand out of this

lol. just lol.

* * *PRELIMINARY Award Standings (subject to change):
Since this is my first attempt at this and Awards are in a state of flux (like your Navel Lint), Preliminary standings on possible awards include (like top 10 list):
10) Shortest response: ToniCap
9) Best submission by a Cookie Dealer: Apey
Most responses (3): TIE, Pirlo and Natty_dread
7) hottest body shot Profile pic in a submission: loes
6) hottest description of their navel: dazerazer
5)Best excuse for delaying submission: Sackett58
4)Best excuse for not submitting pic: Natty_dread
3)Best submitted Cartoon: Robinette
2)Funniest response: Chemefreak
1)Best overall -- on point: MudPuppy

I will modify the list as needed, and update leaders in each category. But we need some more submissions folks (tryin to get to 17 pages -- so feel free to comment on the awards). Thanks to Mud-/Cheme- for submitting even tho I do not recall ever talking to them! Thx, DH

idk... kinda like the backbone of south america

I try to shower regularly

lv reply, via a mass pm, to David H mass pm in re of this thread. Should it be reported too?

lord voldemort wrote:Stop with the fucking group pm's

You have been reported

Sooo there are awards being giving for participation in this thread?

Stunna replied to mass PM.

jefjef wrote:lv reply, via a mass pm, to David H mass pm in re of this thread. Should it be reported too?

lord voldemort wrote:Stop with the fucking group pm's

You have been reported

Sooo there are awards being giving for participation in this thread?

#1_stunna wrote:

Doesn't the colour of your navel lint simply depend on the colour of the shirts you wear?
Me, I like coloured shirts, so one day my girl finds a yellow fussel in my bellybutton, the other day she finds a red one

I would spend a whole night eating such a navel

Pirlo,

-Not sure what color navel lint she'd get (Red or grey), but. .
-your pic brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "eating Chex for breakfast"

DH

Since I'm always rolling around with my dog, Mr. Woofers, I'd have to say that my navel lint largely consists of his sheen outer coat and twice mowed thatch from the nearby park.

Mr. Woofers barks and catches the frisbees I toss him. He's a good boy who always waits for the joggers to pass before he makes his boo boo's. I pet him on the head once he's finished.

One time Mr. Woofers saved me from impending doom by barking away a hungry bear. There was a time when he could fit in both of my hands but has since grown to be much larger.

Mr. Woofers likes to chase squirrels up large trees. He would never hurt one if he caught it, only tickle it's belly with his wet nose. He loves to run and play wherever there are people.

Please share with us more stories of your belly button lints. Mr. Woofers and I have been laughing all morning and afternoon and can't wait to see the mailman. Bye bye everyone.



Kisses and tailwags troops,


Mr. Woofers