Conquer Club

Bruceswar wrote:Since Bogan asked.. BFM 22 Legion 19

Cheers for that bruce. You have now gone into the lottery for goat privileges. Good luck.

BoganGod wrote:

Bruceswar wrote:Since Bogan asked.. BFM 22 Legion 19

Cheers for that bruce. You have now gone into the lottery for goat privileges. Good luck.

Seriously disgusting...but thought this was cool:



I don't have an explanation as to why the pirate goat is holding a ray gun, but there you go.

chemefreak wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

Bruceswar wrote:Since Bogan asked.. BFM 22 Legion 19

Cheers for that bruce. You have now gone into the lottery for goat privileges. Good luck.

Seriously disgusting...but thought this was cool:



I don't have an explanation as to why the pirate goat is holding a ray gun, but there you go.

I like it a lot! Thanks mate. I'm sure TFO, donny, and myself will be printing the image out, a worthy addition to the spank bank. Good thing about goats, they only have 2nipples, so you can pretend your with a real live person......

BoganGod wrote:Good thing about goats, they only have 2nipples, so you can pretend your with a real live person......

Oh, man....

chemefreak wrote:

GallantPellham wrote:we do carry a goat on board for those long lonesome nights at sea,

Wow. I mean, we always suspected, but to see it in print...disturbing.

Wait a damn minute that Goat is my wife we're in Love.

donny the bull wrote:

chemefreak wrote:

GallantPellham wrote:we do carry a goat on board for those long lonesome nights at sea,

Wow. I mean, we always suspected, but to see it in print...disturbing.

Wait a damn minute that Goat is my wife we're in Love.

Dammit she told me she was single. Though with such a sexy beard(sign of virility) one kind of expects cheating ways.

Even if she told you she was married.. you would have still pursued her.. you told me you like the tickling of beards on your scrotums... you nasty nasty boy

Culs De Sac wrote:Even if she told you she was married.. you would have still pursued her.. you told me you like the tickling of beards on your scrotums... you nasty nasty boy

I only told you that in the strictest confidence, because you said in the beard department you put all the members of both ZZ top and the hells angels to shame. I love it when people call me nasty, makes me feel all..........................

Mermain and their goat on an their daily sexcapades

This should be a fun war. . good luck to both clans.

It would be better if you added 20 games and made them all random, but I digress. .... .have fun!!!!

TheSpaceCowboy wrote:This should be a fun war. . good luck to both clans.

It would be better if you added 20 games and made them all random, but I digress. .... .have fun!!!!

Are you one of danryan's multies too?

chemefreak wrote:

TheSpaceCowboy wrote:This should be a fun war. . good luck to both clans.

It would be better if you added 20 games and made them all random, but I digress. .... .have fun!!!!

Are you one of danryan's multies too?

Yes. . .but I only play the Dan account when I am drunk, which certainly explains some things!

Good luck all. This looks exciting.

Lubawski wrote:Good luck all. This looks exciting.

Fortunately, we found out that they do not use lube with the goat when they are losing in clan wars....so we have decided to keep it pretty even the whole way and the pull it out at the end. For the goat's sake.

Oh, you guys have to see this, this is the post on my wall from BG, classic:

BoganGod wrote:ps. Please thank culs for teaching the goat to cover its teeth with its lips......

Wow....

what can I say, culs just has a way with livestock...... and purportedly dead stock. Please no verification of this rumour, I'm scared just thinking about it.

BoganGod wrote:what can I say, culs just has a way with livestock...... and purportedly dead stock. Please no verification of this rumour, I'm scared just thinking about it.

Listen just cuz i don't want them to move around too much is no reason to judge me.... We all have our kinks.. some more than others.. Plus.. this way they can't tell their friends about me....

Furthermore, you said you would keep that a secret since you enjoying watching the tapes after.. but now that the cat is out of the bag.

Culs De Sac wrote:

BoganGod wrote:what can I say, culs just has a way with livestock...... and purportedly dead stock. Please no verification of this rumour, I'm scared just thinking about it.

Listen just cuz i don't want them to move around too much is no reason to judge me.... We all have our kinks.. some more than others.. Plus.. this way they can't tell their friends about me....

Furthermore, you said you would keep that a secret since you enjoying watching the tapes after.. but now that the cat is out of the bag.

Thanks for this guys. I just vomited a little.

what rank does both clans have actually? Does anybody know?

Genoke wrote:what rank does both clans have actually? Does anybody know?

BoFM 9 The Legion 17

On the 400 ranking, elsewhere it seems to be more of the opposite

Leehar wrote:On the 400 ranking, elsewhere it seems to be more of the opposite

Butt hurt because BoFM is ranked higher than Nemesis? Or by elsewhere are you alluding to an alternate universe? Could it be that your attempting to be the very first saffa with a sense of humor?

So many questions, maybe we should just interview you for the newspaper.

Leehar, I love you(sorry not in that way mate)bro, you do need to lay off those serious pills. I know your studying to be an accountant, but it doesn't mean you need to give up on life just yet. Wait until you join the work force before doing that.

Game 9475159 is set to be a pirate victory.

Now, where did we put that goat?

DJ Teflon wrote:Game 9475159 is set to be a pirate victory.

Now, where did we put that goat?

lol good to hear! i looked at the first batch games saw this a couple of days ago and got so depressed i had to drink myself into oblivion.. now im so happy i have to go drink myself sensless!

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DJ Teflon wrote:Game 9475159 is set to be a pirate victory.

Now, where did we put that goat?

yeah, the first point has been given... from now on it's gonna be exciting to watch the score....

Game 9475130 Legion takes the moon... Onto the next frontier