Conquer Club

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:26 pm**

i bid adieu to
my aestival memories
to desuetude march

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:36 pm**

Tension holds us close,
Sweat beads; Your lips on my neck.
My hand on your breast

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:38 pm**

The lost dream of you
has took away the best of me
sadness clings to me

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:51 pm**

God damn I fucked up
How could I have been that dumb
My bad, mill is right

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:47 pm**

The dice roll once more.
Twenty armies against three.
I lose, again. SHIT!

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:49 pm**

I still vomit blood.
Maybe eating glass was dumb.
F uck it. I'm starving.

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:04 pm**

I grew up on toons.
Most of them were Japanese.
Go, Speed Racer, go!

one more...

Just one more country
If I win, I'll get my hat
STUPID F*CKING DICE!

:lol:

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:46 pm**

so am i outraged
by this nescient pandemic
rightist, full of fear

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:58 pm**

Posted: **Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:42 pm**

hehe

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:06 am**

Hear the darkness call
It speaks to those with nothing
but a lonely heart

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:11 am**

not me!!

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:51 am**

Midterms tomorrow
Two of them to be exact
Holy shit I'm fucked

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:53 am**

I am a hitman.
Smoking gun and heart of stone.
Blood is my money

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:17 am**

How I hate deadbeats
They ruin so many games
Ban them from this site

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:02 am**

Pe-e-e-e-nis

Pe-e-e-e-e-enis

P-e-e-e-nis

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:11 am**

Reverend_kyle sucks
His penis is sadly small
Girls think he's icky

:lol:

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:54 am**

Stuck in a dark trance
Of my distant memory
Fear of who I'll be

I like sexy girls
Their curved bodies and soft touch
but they dont like me

Conquerclub is great
It lightens up my whole day
despite losing games

Is there not more to Haiku?
Im a song writer and i dont see how this is poetry.
I feel im missing something here.
Oh and this isnt meant to be a Haiku, i really dont understand.

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:47 am**

Windows XP crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:10 am**

I am a poor poet, no matter the ease of creating the rhythm. That being said, a few years ago I was introduced by a co-worker to the SPAM-ku Archive which is a collection of thousands of haiku dedicated to the canned ham predecessor to random posts. If you've got either a love or a hatred for spiced, canned ham of questionable origins, you may enjoy.

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:11 am**

MR. Nate wrote:I am a poor poet, no matter the ease of creating the rhythm. That being said, a few years ago I was introduced by a co-worker to the SPAM-ku Archive which is a collection of thousands of haiku dedicated to the canned ham predecessor to random posts. If you've got either a love or a hatred for spiced, canned ham of questionable origins, you may enjoy.

thanks for this post awesome stuff

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:12 am**

The bird sings chirp-chirp
That's onamatopia.
Then it flys away.

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:13 am**

haiku.

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:16 am**

Cynthia spams here
Cynthia spams ev'rywhere
She is the spam queen

Posted: **Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:54 am**

Soy Dream soymilk, thanks
for weening this lacto-veg
from cow's milk for good

Conquer Club

Who can make the best haiku????????

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