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Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:37 pm
by grifftron
jj & eddie def need some making up.
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 9:11 pm
by AndyDufresne
Perhaps we need a rotational Psychiatrist, so as not to tire any one person out. Who wants to the first? We've all got issues on the back burner, and we need to get them cooled down, or eaten, or heated up, or whatever the proper conclusion to that metaphor is.
--Andy
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:15 am
by Streaker
I will be the first. My advice to everyone will be this easy to follow, 5 step program:
1) Find a local sports event (preferably one with many spectators).
2) Find a room close to the field, with plenty access to it.
3) Take off all your clothes (make sure you are properly washed before attempting this).
4) Run toward the field at a steady pace, and run around the field 1(one) time.
5) After completion of the track, head back towards the room, grab clothes, and run to your car for returning home.
After these steps, you will find you are relieved of all stress and its symptoms.
***Disclaimer: Make sure you are not caught by security in the progress. This could screw over the plan, making you start from point 1 (one) again. After you are released from prison.
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:14 am
by legionbuck
rbelgrod wrote:for all the players who have anger management problems due to bad dice, drops,early sets in flat rate, and all the other damn excuses they have....
im sure there is a shrink among us
I read some of these threads, and if they only realized its just a game ....yes a game
and then maybe a CC pharmacy , then i can tell you i have issues as well haha
The idiot that designed the "dice" needs not just a shrink and meds...he needs to be neutered to prevent future genetic defectives !
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:55 pm
by AndyDufresne
Streaker wrote:I will be the first. My advice to everyone will be this easy to follow, 5 step program:
1) Find a local sports event (preferably one with many spectators).
2) Find a room close to the field, with plenty access to it.
3) Take off all your clothes (make sure you are properly washed before attempting this).
4) Run toward the field at a steady pace, and run around the field 1(one) time.
5) After completion of the track, head back towards the room, grab clothes, and run to your car for returning home.
After these steps, you will find you are relieved of all stress and its symptoms.
***Disclaimer: Make sure you are not caught by security in the progress. This could screw over the plan, making you start from point 1 (one) again. After you are released from prison.
Good advice.
Some advice I'd give...this is called
Young Male Monkey Stick Therapy. Some of you may have heard that a recent study of young male and female Chimpanzees found that young females tend to carry around sticks in their arms, 'mothering them as if children,' until they get a child of their own---in effect using them like a doll. Young males were observed playing with sticks as well, though more often than not they used the sticks to hit and beat one another in play.
Step 1. Find a sturdy stick. This can be done by going outside (usually located outside a door---but if you are unfamiliar with doors, look for a window. Outside is usually bright during the day when there is a 'sun' in the sky, and darker at night. Look for grass, trees, and other things, and you'll know you are outside).
Step 2. Once you've found a sturdy stick, make sure it is something you can wield in your hands like a mace or a club. Make sure that if you use it a couple of times, it will not shatter, but will hold up against blunt blows.
Step 3. Find a friend and whack them with your sturdy stick.
Step 4. Repeat as necessary until the stick breaks, you get exhausted, or you no longer have friends.
--Andy
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:58 pm
by L M S
AndyDufresne wrote:I think we do need one. Who is going to be our Lucy Van Pelt?
--Andy
I am so the right guy for this.
Oh Man...."need a tissue?"...
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:31 pm
by jefjef
L M S wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:I think we do need one. Who is going to be our Lucy Van Pelt?
--Andy
I am so the right guy for this.
Oh Man...."need a tissue?"...
Being the yellow player makes me sad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:52 pm
by L M S
jefjef wrote:L M S wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:I think we do need one. Who is going to be our Lucy Van Pelt?
--Andy
I am so the right guy for this.
Oh Man...."need a tissue?"...
Being the yellow player makes me sad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APwfZYO1di4
"-You know what makes me sad"
Just being JefJef should be making you sad, you have way worse problems than being yellow.
"-need a tissue?....."
lol, that was fun, don't ban me for fake flaming for crying out loud.
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:39 pm
by tdans
I volunteer to be the Brain guy
for CC, Everyone can vouch for me
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:47 pm
by JoshyBoy
tdans wrote:I volunteer to be the Brain guy
for CC, Everyone can vouch for me
Are you kidding? You're our prime example of someone who needs the services of this trained professional.
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:50 pm
by tdans
JoshyBoy wrote:tdans wrote:I volunteer to be the Brain guy
for CC, Everyone can vouch for me
Are you kidding? You're our prime example of someone who needs the services of this trained professional.
shutup Joshy... I am perfectly Sane, Ask Commander9, He has met me in real life, and I aint crazy at all
Notttt at all
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:37 pm
by Aradhus
I am concerned with the expansion of cc powers and its intrusion into my life. I propose a shrinking of its big "government" mentality. I think we need to scale back regulations, and head towards free market principles. All these rules, they're just about restricting my freedom. A freer citizenry, is a happier safer citizenry.
All in favour say,'Tola Naomi'.
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:30 pm
by eddie2
I need some sort of docter clapper011 flashed us in live chat today. i turned blind plz help.
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:49 pm
by ManBungalow
"STOP JOINING MY GAMES...
...or I will be forced to remove that spine."
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:06 am
by Georgerx7di
Aradhus wrote:I am concerned with the expansion of cc powers and its intrusion into my life. I propose a shrinking of its big "government" mentality. I think we need to scale back regulations, and head towards free market principles. All these rules, they're just about restricting my freedom. A freer citizenry, is a happier safer citizenry.
All in favour say,'Tola Naomi'.
I agree. Just yesterday, andy came into my house and banned me from watching tv. This is going too far. And don't get me started on when clapper showed up at my work...
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:10 am
by ljex
Georgerx7di wrote:Aradhus wrote:I am concerned with the expansion of cc powers and its intrusion into my life. I propose a shrinking of its big "government" mentality. I think we need to scale back regulations, and head towards free market principles. All these rules, they're just about restricting my freedom. A freer citizenry, is a happier safer citizenry.
All in favour say,'Tola Naomi'.
I agree. Just yesterday, andy came into my house and banned me from watching tv. This is going too far. And don't get me started on when clapper showed up at my work...
Just because it was embarrassing for clapper to show up to your work like that does not mean you didnt enjoy it...
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:52 pm
by AndyDufresne
Georgerx7di wrote:Aradhus wrote:I am concerned with the expansion of cc powers and its intrusion into my life. I propose a shrinking of its big "government" mentality. I think we need to scale back regulations, and head towards free market principles. All these rules, they're just about restricting my freedom. A freer citizenry, is a happier safer citizenry.
All in favour say,'Tola Naomi'.
I agree. Just yesterday, andy came into my house and banned me from watching tv. This is going too far. And don't get me started on when clapper showed up at my work...
Tell it to our CC Shrink. I'm keeping my eye on you, Georgerx7di. Next time I'm taking away your dinner. And then I'll turn this damn car
around!
--Andy
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 5:54 pm
by owenshooter
AndyDufresne wrote:Next time I'm taking away your dinner. And then I'll turn this damn car around!
--Andy
and now andy obviously has a cam set up in my car...-the black jesus
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:26 am
by neanderpaul14
targetman377 wrote:I love this idea is there a drug we can take to make us not mad at the dice?
Actually there's probably quite a few, start with some ganj and we'll go from there.
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 1:44 pm
by AndyDufresne
targetman377 wrote:I love this idea is there a drug we can take to make us not mad at the dice?
There is. As a part of my
Conquer Club Psychiatric Practice,
CCPP, I will soon begin new clinical trials on a drug that
I promise will not do anything for you, but it will make
you feel better regardless
(see, Placebo still effective even with patient awareness).
Introducing: 'Monkey Meds'
Monkey Meds, I promise, will do absolutely nothing for you. Made from a super-secret-family-monkey-recipe-formula-proven by current scientific studies, passed down for generations/eras/epochs, I guarantee that you will feel better in the morning---about the dice, about your failed auto-assault, about your teammate's deadbeating---anything---if you take your Monkey Meds daily.
So what are you waiting for? You know it won't do anything for you. You know that everyone else is getting on the Monkey Meds train, so why shouldn't you? Our operators are standing by to take your call.Monkey Meds, the only medication with a guaranteed upside**.
Monkey Meds, the only medication you'll ever need**.[**These statements, nor any statement or claim made this advertisement has been evaluated by the FDA or any other Drug Administrations world-wide. But who cares? Monkey Meds will not work for you, guaranteed.]
The Doctor is In.
--Andy
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:32 pm
by Mageplunka69
lol andy, but that didnt work, i hit him with the stick, and he was a undercover cop, and his partner clubbed me and it hurt till they handcuffed me and brought me to the judge who is his mother, and sent to me jail for the night with his cousins, who were all inmates ...damn i hurt
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:46 pm
by AndyDufresne
rbelgrod wrote:lol andy, but that didnt work, i hit him with the stick, and he was a undercover cop, and his partner clubbed me and it hurt till they handcuffed me and brought me to the judge who is his mother, and sent to me jail for the night with his cousins, who were all inmates ...damn i hurt
Since my Young Male Monkey Stick Therapy did not work well for you, I suggest you look back to my previous post, and look into Monkey Meds.
--Andy
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:19 pm
by Victor Sullivan
AndyDufresne wrote:rbelgrod wrote:lol andy, but that didnt work, i hit him with the stick, and he was a undercover cop, and his partner clubbed me and it hurt till they handcuffed me and brought me to the judge who is his mother, and sent to me jail for the night with his cousins, who were all inmates ...damn i hurt
Since my Young Male Monkey Stick Therapy did not work well for you, I suggest you look back to my previous post, and look into Monkey Meds.
--Andy
Yeah, if the Monkey Stick Therapy doesn't work, I'd suggest Big Stick Diplomacy, but that's just my humble opinion on the matter.
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:15 pm
by shaynorg
i like green tea
Re: I think we need a CC shrink
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:16 pm
by shaynorg
i like green tea.
