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I'll be over in a minute. :twisted:
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jefjef wrote:Well she is obviously wanting to have a threesome. Be sure that you suggest a really hot gal that she is good friends with.



True that Jeff. Also get a gram of coke and have the best sex in your life. Its AWESOME. I have indulged once or twice 12 hours of sex and everything that goes with it. You will love it. Good luck m8
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You could always share an Alabama Hot Pocket with her...
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4chan will give u way better ideas :roll:
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DO A BARREL ROLL.

Now, to complete the /b/ experience, we need 10 people calling me and each other newfags.
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Shoe on head!

That's a commitment we can rely on. Christians have totally ruined the sanctity of marriage.
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Phatscotty wrote:Tell her what kind of carrot you like, she will dangle one in front of you.

Note that's a metaphor and don't use actual carrots, unless you're into it.
In which case, put on some new age music, relax your sphincter
and use plenty of water based lubricant.
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Doc_Brown wrote:You could always share an Alabama Hot Pocket with her...


thanks for always being there for me urbandictionary
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john9blue wrote:
Doc_Brown wrote:You could always share an Alabama Hot Pocket with her...


thanks for always being there for me urbandictionary


I should have taken the tone of your post and not looked that up.
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mviola wrote:
john9blue wrote:
Doc_Brown wrote:You could always share an Alabama Hot Pocket with her...


thanks for always being there for me urbandictionary


I should have taken the tone of your post and not looked that up.

God, damn you two for making me curious. Good old urbandictionary.
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Neoteny wrote:Foot up my ass!

That's a commitment we can rely on. Christians have totally preserved the sanctity of marriage.


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safariguy5 wrote:
mviola wrote:
john9blue wrote:
Doc_Brown wrote:You could always share an Alabama Hot Pocket with her...


thanks for always being there for me urbandictionary


I should have taken the tone of your post and not looked that up.

God, damn you two for making me curious. Good old urbandictionary.

I'll blame you as well.
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Look up Whorecraft. That's somethin nerds should do.
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