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I HATE FUTBOL!!

DIRESTRAITS wrote: my friends who play Water Polo

If you're going to come out of the closet, have the dignity to start a new thread about it.

Machiavelli wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote: my friends who play Water Polo

If you're going to come out of the closet, have the dignity to start a new thread about it.

? wtf?

Water polo is way gayer than soccer.

I didnt say I played it, and not even Rosie O'Donell is gayer than soccer

Spuzzell wrote:Whatever.

The World = football fans.

The US = fat people running into each other while wearing protective cushions fans.

The rest of the world is more intelligent than you, that's why we prefer sports that involve skill rather than weight. Doesn't bother me that you can't understand it.. neither can chimps.

1st of all, soccer players wear shinpads & have rules against contact
& 2nd of all those fat people that play football r in better shape than u will ever be

Spuzzell wrote:Playbook = Different ways to run into each other. And this makes me wrong because..?

playbooks r designed 2 limit contact between the person with the ball & other players, so yes this makes u wrong

i think soccer is boring cuz there is no strategy, u have an offense & a defense & wutever team plays better wins...there is no great strategy or mastermind in that sport

Sammy gags wrote:i think soccer is boring cuz there is no strategy, u have an offense & a defense & wutever team plays better wins...there is no great strategy or mastermind in that sport

Well, there is some strategy. The team with the most prissy homosexuals, playing on the most poverty-stricken country has a better chance at winning.

But yeah, there really is no strategy.

Machiavelli wrote:Water polo is way gayer than soccer.

???? Two guys fucking eachother while wearing dresses isn't as gay as soccer.

Marvaddin wrote:I hate soccer... when my team losses.

American "football" should be called American handball. The ball is passed using hands and just sometimes is kicked by a retarded guy that plays like 40 seconds during all the match

But american football is at least a bit interesting. What I really cant understand is, what type of suffering can be greater than watch a baseball match? Baseball is the most stupid sport in the whole world... chess... or even cricket has more adrenaline

is there a way to block people from a thread?

oh and soccer sucks

Soccer Sucks, it's too boring for me.

soccer gets people riled up, so its fine. Playing it is fine, but most people get tired. Goalie is nice. Football is more interesting to watch. However, you have to understand it, first.

Baseball.... Not interesting to watch, even more so than soccer. Now, playing it is a different story, except you are on the bench for half the time.

Baseball = fat, unfit guys.
Football = Crazy heavy, strong, and fit guys. Ex: Larry Allen (330 pound offensive lineman) can lift twice his body weight, can run faster than most high school athletes, and will most likely die of a heart attack before the age of 50.


Fútbol... or soccer HAS STRATEGY. The strategy is like corner kick set-ups (which almost never work) and offsides trapping. Plus some teams play different set-ups of defense, but it doesn't really make a difference. The few stratagems in soccer have pretty much been hashed and rehashed over the years, and now all you need are great players.

Watching soccer is like watching baseball, you are interested, then you attention wanders, you strike up conversation and leave. Then suddenly, every half an hour or so, you'll hear the excited commentators voice and rush back to the television set ... and see how spain ALMOST scored a goal.

Probably the reason soccer is popular is cause it requires little equipment, few rules, and less talent. However, when me and my friends play some pick-up american football games, all we need are 4 cones (to mark the playing field edges) and a football.

BAseball is interesting, because people at least score most of the time.

You're all pussies.

Real men play Jai Alai.

stinkycheese wrote:You're all pussies.

Real men play Jai Alai.

No real men play Conquer Club.

zarvinny wrote:soccer gets people riled up, so its fine. Playing it is fine, but most people get tired. Goalie is nice. Football is more interesting to watch. However, you have to understand it, first.

Baseball.... Not interesting to watch, even more so than soccer. Now, playing it is a different story, except you are on the bench for half the time.

Baseball = fat, unfit guys.
Football = Crazy heavy, strong, and fit guys. Ex: Larry Allen (330 pound offensive lineman) can lift twice his body weight, can run faster than most high school athletes, and will most likely die of a heart attack before the age of 50.


Fútbol... or soccer HAS STRATEGY. The strategy is like corner kick set-ups (which almost never work) and offsides trapping. Plus some teams play different set-ups of defense, but it doesn't really make a difference. The few stratagems in soccer have pretty much been hashed and rehashed over the years, and now all you need are great players.

Watching soccer is like watching baseball, you are interested, then you attention wanders, you strike up conversation and leave. Then suddenly, every half an hour or so, you'll hear the excited commentators voice and rush back to the television set ... and see how spain ALMOST scored a goal.

Probably the reason soccer is popular is cause it requires little equipment, few rules, and less talent. However, when me and my friends play some pick-up american football games, all we need are 4 cones (to mark the playing field edges) and a football.

The reason soccer gets people riled up is because the people are Europeans. They used to go and fight massive wars every 20 years or so, but ever since WWII they dont have any armies (except Britain), so they vent their anger in soccer riots. I once saw someone score a goal in soccer. It was the highest scoring game on record, and their was a massive riot afterwards.

DIRESTRAITS wrote:Baseball is a great sport. Just because your too busy playing with little children doesnt mean that it is boring. As for soccer, it is the biggest pansy sport ever. The only way to score is to pretend you got fouled so you get a penalty kick. No wonder European Basketball players are such good flopers. Soccer is a socialist game played by Socialist people, not like football, the greatest sport in the world. For those of you who think it takes no skill, i dare you to show up to one practice at the HIGH SCHOOL level and see how much skill it takes. Soccer is just glorified Cross Country, and played by fags and Men with penis envy. sorry if ive been a little ranty.

^^
Americans are sooooo funny
Your knowledge about soccer is superb, friend. I specially loved the socialist part. Really, your post makes me laugh a lot

Quote of the year until now

zarvinny wrote:Baseball = fat, unfit guys.

I dare you to show up at my high school and tell that to my team. Or even better, tell that to Nolan Ryan. Hes about 60, but hell beat your ass off.

The 2 biggest reasons soccer is boring:

#1 - Almost every soccer player fakes being hurt in order to get a penalty called on the other team. When the referee doesn't call the foul they are MIRACULOUSLY HEALED!!

#2 - If you get excited because somebody ALMOST SCORED, then something is wrong with you. ALMOST SCORING is not the same as SCORING. ALMOST SCORING is boring.

america football...is that the sport that players who cant play rugby play...12 inches of padding and a lot of ass grabbing..

Football..it was invented before american football and was called football before american football..

Rugby..same sport without the gay pads...invented before american football.

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

zarvinny wrote:Baseball = fat, unfit guys.

I dare you to show up at my high school and tell that to my team. Or even better, tell that to Nolan Ryan. Hes about 60, but hell beat your ass off.

sorry, didn't wanna offend your high school players, but I was talking about some of the pros man. Look at Barry Bonds and tell me the guy is not overweight. I mean.. there is no reason to be overweight in baseball, football is the only sport that is acceptable, and even that is mostly lifting. I mean, the pro's have games twice a day, and their workouts are probably less strenuous than a highschool girls golf team. Most pitchers are big fat guys with a wicked arm... Imagine michael jordan or wayne gretzki with a large belly hangin out, c'mon!

thelewis wrote:america football...is that the sport that players who cant play rugby play...12 inches of padding and a lot of ass grabbing..

Football..it was invented before american football and was called football before american football..

Rugby..same sport without the gay pads...invented before american football.

People in america generally came from europe and those same people invented american football. At first it was pretty much rugby, but they decided it could be more violent if one wears pads. As it became more popular and guys started getting bigger and faster, the use of pads increased as injuries did as well. Rugby guys, are tough, raw, banged up skinny, bony guys. they are like the rough version of soccer. but its not football, not really comparable. Football has harder hitting, more complex plays, and simply different rules. With rugby, everyone needs excellent stamina for running around.

Any anyway, if a team is paying a guy 10 million a year, they are probably going to want maximum padding to prevent an injury to their million-dollar player, dontcha think? Anyway, enough people get hurt in football as it is.

zarvinny wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

zarvinny wrote:Baseball = fat, unfit guys.

I dare you to show up at my high school and tell that to my team. Or even better, tell that to Nolan Ryan. Hes about 60, but hell beat your ass off.

sorry, didn't wanna offend your high school players, but I was talking about some of the pros man. Look at Barry Bonds and tell me the guy is not overweight. I mean.. there is no reason to be overweight in baseball, football is the only sport that is acceptable, and even that is mostly lifting. I mean, the pro's have games twice a day, and their workouts are probably less strenuous than a highschool girls golf team. Most pitchers are big fat guys with a wicked arm... Imagine michael jordan or wayne gretzki with a large belly hangin out, c'mon!

Actually, they arent overweight. Very few players do get tubby, and they usually arent that good. And I think Shaq is more overweight than Barry.

Anyway, lets get back to flaming soccer.

DIRESTRAITS wrote:Anyway, lets get back to flaming soccer.

Good idea.