Conquer Club

I voted Miss Sexual. I don't give a shit if she's Miss Personality or the best friend in the world - if she's not good in the sack i want my money back.


Honibaz

Serbia wrote:

Borderdawg wrote:She's the kind of girl you bring home to your mother
She looks good in blue jeans even better under covers
She's a devil in bed between the sheets
Ask her if she's a saint and she'll get down on her knees and pray
Yeah yeah yeah


not a perfect description, but close!!

Man, I know that song but just can't place it!

"Blue Jeans" by Silvertide

You forgot "Miss Gone in the Morning"

Screw the "Miss Bestfriend" one. That one sucks donkey balls. I'd go with, outside of Miss right for you, loyal (so you know they aren't backstabbing you) or straight forward (so that you aren't being mislead and end up in a horrible situation). The "miss best friend" one though, I've had a bad experience with that. So screw that one.

b.k. barunt wrote:I voted Miss Sexual. I don't give a shit if she's Miss Personality or the best friend in the world - if she's not good in the sack i want my money back.


Honibaz

Oh yeah?

Meet Mr. Pimp.

I prefer you Clapper.

Where's Miss Edtheapplewhenattemptingtoshootitoffofmyhead

The one that allows me to hit her and doesn't complain. Fucking bitch.

Woodruff wrote:I'm quite surprised to already see Miss Sexual being so high. For me personally, that's ALMOST the last thing on the list of importance.

Unless its your period of Pon farr.

Where is Miss WillingToTryThreesome?

In your dreams.

Wow, up to 16 guy that would hook up with Susan Boyle because she makes them happy. "Screw you guys she's awesome and when she sings I get misty."

I bet the 16 votes were cast by women.

UCAbears wrote:I prefer you Clapper.

I was not an option in this polL!!!!






BIG edit! lol

clapper011 wrote:

UCAbears wrote:I prefer you Clapper.

I was not an option in this pole!

There are other poles?

clapper011 wrote:

UCAbears wrote:I prefer you Clapper.

I was not an option in this pole!

Then why are you dancing with it?

muy_thaiguy wrote:

clapper011 wrote:

UCAbears wrote:I prefer you Clapper.

I was not an option in this pole!

Then why are you dancing with it?

poll! shush!

Clapper is pole dancing?!?! .......I wanna watch!!!!

Wow I thought her pun was intentional... must have been a Freudian slip eh?

what about miss iwasajackasstolethergetaway? i think just about every guy has that one, somewhere.

call her maryanne for short.

I prefer or would prefer a woman without a pimp (or sponsor, or mentor, or master, or chief, or ace-in-the hole, or whatever the f*ck he's calling himself). Gets real ugly for me and a nightmare for the woman involved in a relatively short amount of time in my experiences. Some dudes just weren't meant to date or be married to woman with a pimp and some woman just weren't meant to have one. Period. Case closed. Not open for debate. This goes back to other things I've talked about as far as "Meat Grinder" and "Forcing The Issue" and "Gene Pool Haven Taken A Horrific Beating" are concerned in contemporary society.

Uncle Waldo wrote:I prefer or would prefer a woman without a pimp (or sponsor, or mentor, or master, or chief, or ace-in-the hole, or whatever the f*ck he's calling himself). Gets real ugly for me and a nightmare for the woman involved in a relatively short amount of time in my experiences. Some dudes just weren't meant to date or be married to woman with a pimp and some woman just weren't meant to have one. Period. Case closed. Not open for debate. This goes back to other things I've talked about as far as "Meat Grinder" and "Forcing The Issue" and "Gene Pool Haven Taken A Horrific Beating" are concerned in contemporary society.

There is a bit of a poet in you sir.

Miss I got some of the biggest boobs you'll ever see.

you beat me to it..

I was gonna go with-

Miss DontLetMeOnTopBecauseMyHugeTitsWillSmotherYouLikeAPillow

Miss MyboobsaresohugethatifiweretoapplyforajobinvolingbeingmilkedthatIdgetitrightoffthebatandfeedanentireorphanage.