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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:12 pm
by wcaclimbing
he had one, but it went through teh washing machine with his pants and got ruined.
I wish I lived in Chicago
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:13 pm
by gator24
Granted but he got out as a shemale and has a doberman fetish.
wish i was fishing
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:22 pm
by spring1
wcaclimbing wrote:he had one, but it went through teh washing machine with his pants and got ruined.
I wish I lived in Chicago
Granted...you became the happiest person on Earth!
I wish Reverend Kyle would pay up when he loses a bet...
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:33 pm
by Sargentgeneral
granted but its with monopoly money.
I wish I could become a General
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:40 pm
by gator24
granted but hell froze over
wish i was fishing
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:02 pm
by Fireside Poet
gator24 wrote:granted but hell froze over
wish i was fishing
Granted but it's a shark and eats you.
I wish I had a better computer.
(a+ for those that recognize what I just did)
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:05 pm
by spring1
Granted, but it's still slower than everyone elses...
I wish I could freeze time...
(Apparently, I received a failing grade...what the hell did you do, FP?)
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:06 pm
by Fireside Poet
spring1 wrote:Granted, but it's still slower than everyone elses...
I wish I could freeze time...
(Apparently, I received a failing grade...what the hell did you do, FP?)
****off subject****
hint: go back to post #1 in this thread.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:15 pm
by spring1
ahhhh...I see. You're making fun of my short-term memory loss condition! Never thought you'd be the one to subject the handicapped to ridicule, FP!
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:27 pm
by happysadfun
spring1 wrote:Granted, but it's still slower than everyone elses...
I wish I could freeze time...
(Apparently, I received a failing grade...what the hell did you do, FP?)
Granted but you froze with it.
I wish that no one posted on this thread.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:29 pm
by XenHu
happysadfun wrote:spring1 wrote:Granted, but it's still slower than everyone elses...
I wish I could freeze time...
(Apparently, I received a failing grade...what the hell did you do, FP?)
Granted but you froze with it.
I wish that no one posted on this thread.
Granted, 'cept I didn't listen...
I wish I had a premium membership for free...
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:32 pm
by happysadfun
Granted, but they gave you stevegriffith's old premium and you got caught in the biggest multi crisis we've seen.
I wish that I could fly.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:36 pm
by spring1
happysadfun wrote:Granted, but they gave you stevegriffith's old premium and you got caught in the biggest multi crisis we've seen.
I wish that I could fly.
Granted, but you flew into some high voltage electrical lines rendering you immobilized for the rest of your life...
I wish that I cared..
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:13 pm
by spiesr
granted but you died of worry
i wish i had more wishes
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:19 pm
by wcaclimbing
granted, but you wished so many times you drowned in all your wishes.
I wish this thread could be 100 pages long (like on the site i got this idea from)
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:22 pm
by gator24
granted but it got so long you choked on it
wish i had a catapiller
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:28 pm
by P Gizzle
granted but it was a poisonous catapiller.
i wish that Ben Roethlisberger would get hit by a car again
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:31 pm
by spring1
P Gizzle wrote:granted but it was a poisonous catapiller.
i wish that Ben Roethlisberger would get hit by a car again
Granted, but you were the driver, got arrested, and spent the rest of your life in jail worrying about the Seahawks...
I wish that the sky was yellow with smegma.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:43 pm
by Fireside Poet
spring1 wrote:
Granted, but you were the driver, got arrested, and spent the rest of your life in jail worrying about the Seahawks...
I wish that the sky was yellow with smegma.
Granted, but what does that make the little people of earth?!
I wish spring1 had a better memory.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:44 pm
by bluereaper
Granted, but then he forgot he had better memory
I wish I could have a new stereo system
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:03 pm
by DAZMCFC
granted, but it fused.
i wish that man city would win their 2nd trophy while i`m alive(they have won 8 others before my birth).
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:19 pm
by glide
granted........but the trophy was called the "nice try" cup.
I wish my sgt's stripes didnt have a zipper on them for easy removal!
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:21 pm
by Roger Dodger
granted... but, they decided to put the zipper somewhere else and well, OUCH! poor pork & beans.
I wish i had HDTV.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:23 pm
by qeee1
granted, but then you found you could only recieve input from non HD sources, rendering the HD useless.
I wish my wish could be granted unconditionally.
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 6:36 pm
by spring1
Granted, but then you made an alliance with an unsavory opponent and God took away the effects of the wish...
I wish qeee would let me win the Alexander's Empire game...