Conquer Club

b-b-b-...fine

I eat the anti spam org from the inside out

spamalot's hill

Didnt say i eat you said i ate Blue October...GAWD! so obvious Static...Idiot!

well then I fastposted you and succeeded in causing confusion...even if it was my own confusion...

So you were trying to confuse me while confusing blue october, and what you got was confusing me but then hecter came in and made it worse by confusing me even more, while after i post you became confused yourself...Confused?

no that was quite easy sorry

btw still our hill

static_ice wrote:b-b-b-...fine

I eat the anti spam org from the inside out

spamalot's hill

you get so fat your stomach explodes, and then the anti-spam alliance comes back to life (thanks to KotH's rules) and then burn his remains.
our hill.
Anti-Spam Alliance
Hitman079 (Masked Monarch for Eternity)
strike wolf (CEO)
lord_twiggy1 (President)
(so far)

yay im president

Anit spam!
Wooo.

Their hill, I just want a house on that hill.

Well since its an anti-spam alliance but your spamming yourself doesnt that defeat the purpose of trying to fight the spam?
Confused you yell "I HAVE NO PURPOSE IN LIFE" and blow your head off
The alliance crumbles and dies

Spamalot's Hill Once Again!

I launch an RPG into his head, my hill

Your civilation gets so advanced it builds a radiation plant but the plant explodes and kills the civilization. Spamelot's hill!

Unfortunately for you, I put plastic explosives inside the support beams that you had ordered to rebuild Spamalot after it's previous collapse. While you are all there having a party, I trigger the detonator and everyone is killed by the explosion, not even ghosts and imaginary zombie creatures escaped. I then retreat to the anti-spam alliance headquarters located on top of the hill.

Anti-spam alliances hill.

I was in a resort with Cynthia and the Sorcerer (he really wanted to come, how could I say no). We come back, the Sorcerer revives them, and we retake the hill.

Spamalots hill.

I banish you and all of spamalot including the sorceror to a far off dimension, where you are all killed instantly for various reasons each one fitting your personality. I then retire to the top of the hill.

The anti-spam alliance's hill.

That was so clichéd that it your head explodes.

My hill.

hecter wrote:That was so cliched that it your head explodes.

My hill.

since you abandoned spamalot by saying "my hill," they all get angry and kill you.

Also since your post had no grammatical sense at all, I was not afflicted with this so called head explosion. I then march up the hill and kill all the spammers.

My hill.

It makes perfect grammatical sense. Therefore your head does explode. I then explain the the Spamiknights that because I am king, I therefore rule all, and that we still share the hill, even though I own it.

My hill.

hecter wrote:It makes perfect grammatical sense. Therefore your head does explode. I then explain the the Spamiknights that because I am king, I therefore rule all, and that we still share the hill, even though I own it.

My hill.

If I didn't have a head, I wouldn't be here to type this, therefore my head must have never exploded and I am still alive. Unfortunately for spamalot, you are actually on the decoy hill which is nothing more than a giant explosive with the capability of wiping out an entire city. Just as you are giving your speech it explodes, killing all of you.

Meanwhile, on top of the real hill, the anti-spam alliance is still in complete control.

Our hill.

The anti spam alliance discovers that you have been spamming and they kill you. Since I am typing this, I am obviously alive, and so I take the hill.

My hill.

You obviously don't know the definition of spam. The anti-spammers realize the mistake before shooting me and then retake the hill from you. I leave the hill to them and roam the world to recruit more anti-spam members and inform everyone of the meaning of spam.

Anti-spam hill.

The Anti-Spam Alliance
Hitman079 (Masked Monarch for Eternity)
strike wolf (Eternal Prince)
lord_twiggy1 (CEO)
sx.kitten (President)
Skittles! (Vice President)
that's the entire list.

I am king of spam.

This thread is spam.

I own this thread.

My hill.

i send the chinies army against you

MY HILL!!!

Because they are chins (why the hell did you send chins after me?) they stay attached firmly to the head of the person that owns them.

Still my hill.

I hire a decorator to make Spamalot look pretty bitchin

Spamalots kick ass hill