Conquer Club

i kill you in your palace. nuke the hill all your knights die. i rebuild the hill and claim it.

My Hill

Spamalot will never die!

My hill.

It seemed to be a bit uncreative… let's try again.



I come back from the dead and haunt you untill you can take it no more.

My ghost hill, were we have all our freaky ghost disco parties.

Was that better?

good ol' Catholic exorcist priests. the boys do their jobs, and i snipe your ass from a mile away. i am granted forum admin powers and i gag all the spam knights forever!!
me and strike_wolf's hill.

I am just haunting a hill, not invading a body, so there is nothing to exorcise. I am also dead, so you cannot snipe me.

Still my hill.

hecter wrote:I am just haunting a hill, not invading a body, so there is nothing to exorcise. I am also dead, so you cannot snipe me.

Still my hill.

You forgot that I am a reaper. I send your soul into the afterlife where it belongs. You think about trying to find your way back out to reclaim the hill but you find yourself oddly at peace in this place. After a few minutes, you no longer care about what is happening in the real world and stay where you are.

My hill (hitman's too).

I make my own, better hill, with cool disco parties, beer, naked women, and other cool stuff.

My sweet hill.

You're shitty ass hill.

I party at hectors hill

His sweet hill

your lame crap ass hill

I invade strike_wolf's and hitman's hil ( whitch infact was my hill when it was made) kill them. hecters nacked girls get bored with him and come go to my hill, then you get bored at your hill so you come to mine and ask if i can forgive you for ever opposing me. i say no and send you on a 1000 year voyage around the galaxy without a space suit on in a spaceship that is set to explode 15 minutes after you get out of our atmosphere. then once your dead i send you to pergatory to forever be humpped by evil rabbid squirells

still my hill(because i have still never been killed)

well since you just bored us with a long story that didnt make sense you were suddenly sent to an insane institute for CC members, there you lived out the rest of your days happily making up storys

Its still our party hill...With naked women

See above post.

I bow down to you. You promote me to king before you realize that promoting me to king would force me to take your place

my hill, (in the kingdom)


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static_ice wrote:I bow down to you. You promote me to king before you realize that promoting me to king would force me to take your place

my hill, (in the kingdom)


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Still my hill.

I rip the tounge out of your head and strangle you with it.

MY HILL!!!!

My knights protect me from this.

My hill.

I kill lord canti with a BARITONE 6 STRING

hecter's hill

lack bans you all

my hill

I hack the system.

My hill.

I tell blue october that blue october makes boring music and that emo groups need to stop obsessing about random months of fall and winter, he runs away

hecter's hill

using my teleportation skillz, i teleport hecter to death valley, california whilst a heat wave is going on. wearing his thermal suit and parka or whatever, he overheats and dies of dehydration.
my and wolf's hill.

I use my powers to teleport me back.

Still my hill.

I give hecter some water

...that's it

*here you go*

yeah, but you're still dead, eh?
still our hill.

O ya. That's right. I have the super awsome hill with the disco dancing and naked women.

Spamalots sweet ass hill.

Your shitty hill.

the Hitman Organization carpet-bombs your disco hill and huge chunks of it fly all over, and all the women along with the spamalot knights die (since i have forum admin powers and they were all gagged permanently).
no more hill for you.
still our hill.

You can't bomb my afterlife hill.

Still my sweet ass hill.

Your shitty hill.