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Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:20 pm**

i dont know
TPBM wishes they had a laptop.

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:52 pm**

Actually, I wish I had a desktop. When this guy breaks down / is stolen, it'll be my third in 3 years :roll:

TPBM didn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom. For shame!

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:02 pm**

always wash
TPBM is a homophobe

Posted: **Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:31 pm**

no
TPBM is single

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:25 am**

kinda, yeah, but im going away to college in 2 months so it doesnt really matter...because its located right at the beach...and 75% of the girls there are SMOKING hot...not to mention the girl to guy ratio is like 4:1

TPBM isnt as lucky as i am!!

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:28 am**

Well I'm not impotent, so I guess maybe I am luckier than you?

TPBM thinks that we should just post porn here and see if the mods notice or not...

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:29 am**

Im afraid im luckier. I spent most of my young adult life 16 - 25 with several women on the go at once. Now i have settled down and have the most attractive, lovely girlfriend over and have been with her for almost a year.

TPBM has been to my website

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:41 am**

I sure have. Although I think you should add a section to expand upon that story about the years of your life between 16-25. That would make it a whole lot cooler. Alternatively pictures of dragons would also make it rock a whole lot harder.

In all seriousness though, it's proving quite the interesting read...

TPBM is about to tell us how many four year olds they think they could simultaneously defeat in an unarmed brawl.

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:48 am**

The answer is 6. I used to be a security coordinator at a primary school. Little fuckers rushed me. I held my own until the seventh got stuck in. They had been OD-ing on Sunny Delight.

TPBM has curves in aaallll the right places

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:52 am**

Nope, in these jeans my bum just looks too big.
I think the award for best reply has to go to Heavycola there. That was funny.

Mustard, i apreciate that, its nice to know its interesting. In regards to the section you want, it wont happen, unless you add it to the forum section about website suggestions. And to be honest, as my girlfriend spends a lot of time on my forum, i still doubt it will happen hehe.

TPBM makes animal noises while making love.

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:17 am**

oink oink

TPBM has a monobrow

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:20 am**

not anymore

the next one to post wants putin to get really angry...

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:22 am**

Not really.

TPBM is married

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:14 pm**

nope...definetly not...

TPBM is going to a Luau today

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:26 pm**

Nope, they haven't invented them here yet.

TPBM is beating off over Donkeylove's Avatar.

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:28 pm**

some of us arent as desperate as you DM

TPBM is thinking the Ducks will win the stanley cup tonight!

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:31 pm**

I think they'll win just not necessarily tonight.

TPBM is someone of little importance.

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:45 pm**

with 149 posts...yes...little importance :cry:

TPBM thinks im a failure

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:07 pm**

i dont know
TPBM is addicted to CC

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:12 pm**

Im not so much anymore actually. Still like the forums though.

TPBM will post on my website

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:14 pm**

no?
TPBM is a brit

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:17 pm**

Yup

TPBM eats to much

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:57 pm**

not realy
TPBM is anorexic

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:08 pm**

that's what my overweight friends call me but when I'm hungry, I'm fucking hungry :lol:

TPBM woke up very late this morning

Posted: **Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:10 pm**

nope
TPBM is tired.

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