Conquer Club

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:29 pm**

you receive 2 tickets to see the new 3D move, Journey to the Center of the Earth, only the theater is in china

i insert a fire cracker

Posted: **Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:35 pm**

Yoou receive a bottle of water

I insert a keg of beer

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:05 pm**

you get a drunk man, who breaks the machine.

I insert something to fix the machine

Posted: **Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:47 pm**

they insert things in you.

I insert the word "insert"

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:15 am**

a baseball shoots out and hits you in the crotch.

I insert a canister of talcum powder, a small bottle of scotch, and a small wedge of aged cheese.

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:21 am**

You receive a deck of cards

I insert a manual on "How to tie your laces" into the vending machine of doom.

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:25 am**

and a pair of Velcro sneakers shoot out.

I put in a poster of Miley Cirus, a microphone and a loaded revolver.

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:38 am**

she comes out singing and shoots you

I insert 3 dildos a pack of condoms a prostitute and apey

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:58 am**

you receive a manual on how to repress sexual urges

I insert a mango

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 12:48 pm**

the pit comes out with a thank you note wrapped around it

I insert my neighbor's big toe.

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:55 pm**

you receive your neighbor's thumb

I insert hawaiian punch

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:40 pm**

you receive a Hawaiian that puches you

I insert hecter apey and myself

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:42 pm**

you receive a restraining order and get mugged by her boyfriend

I insert a small newt, a cannister of oxyacetylene, and a match.

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:41 pm**

you get a foul smelling liquid that tastes horrible, and reverses your age (so if you 30, next year your 29, then 28, then 27, and so on so forth, and in 30 years, your a newborn and get to restart your life with 30 years of wisdom)

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:02 am**

you insert nothing, so you receive E.D.

I insert a felt tip pen

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:30 am**

you receive a ball point pen

i insert a rodeo clown

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:38 am**

You receive a rubber nose.

I insert the X-Men

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:23 pm**

You get Superman.

I insert the next poster

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:03 pm**

ouch! that hurt!

you recieve NOTHING in return!

i pull myself out and insert 75 cents

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:02 pm**

You receive the Hill.

I insert an annoying, unoriginal post about chopping off your head and that it's my Hill.

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:39 pm**

you die

I insert myself

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:44 pm**

i die.... uh.. wait.... *dead*

i come back in the form of a ghost, and insert death into the machine

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:33 pm**

with death gone, a revived gdeangel pops out of the machine... thanks!

I insert an old 5 1/4" floppy disk labelled "Thermo Nuclear War Program"

Posted: **Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:06 pm**

The vending machine is not floppy compatible, so you receive your disk back, only smashed.

I insert Bowling Green State University

Posted: **Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:50 pm**

you receive a bag of popcorn

i insert some neon

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