Conquer Club

Can you have bread, tomatoes, peppers, onions, olives and lettuce mets?

And jam, there was great jam in France.

Invite BBS, nietzscheand [player]BOOM BOOM[/player] over and we kick the ever-loving shit out of ft for 11 hours and then cut his body up, make a couch out of his body parts and play some Mario Kart.

extra anchovies, allllll day

Spend 12 Hrs. beating the Funky out of Terrance.

Brief eye contact, a head nod, and then I do whatever I was doing earlier for the remaining 11.9999 hours.

BigBallinStalin wrote:Brief eye contact, a head nod, and then I do whatever I was doing earlier for the remaining 11.9999 hours.

Same but without the nod or eye contact.

Wait. I was too hasty. After half a minute I come back.
I would spend 12 hours explaining about life & complex stuff. All my explanations would be very slightly wrong in ways ft didn't quite understand.

Army of GOD wrote:Invite BBS, nietzscheand [player]BOOM BOOM[/player] over and we kick the ever-loving shit out of ft for 11 hours and then cut his body up, make a couch out of his body parts and play some Mario Kart.

Haven't you ever read my profile aog? I'm immortal you dumbass. I can only be killed by another Highlander, who by definition must be tall enough to reach my neck with his sword(yours would probably be the size of one of those cocktail stirrers anyway right and would take a year to do the job). BBS and neitsche are too pussy to do it.
The couch would totally keep bumping you the moment you were going to cross the finish line. You would NEVER win a game of Mariocart again. That's not to mention the heckling that the Funkycouch would emit that you could never silence. It all sounds like fun tbh but it's just not in the realm of possibility.

laughingcavalier wrote:Wait. I was too hasty. After half a minute I come back.
I would spend 12 hours explaining about life & complex stuff. All my explanations would be very slightly wrong in ways ft didn't quite understand.

As long as we could have sex with each other afterwards.

I am not sure I know FT well enough, so I'll just stick with 12 hours of figuring out what morte di barbabianca is.


--Andy

rishaed wrote:Spend 12 Hrs. beating the Funky out of Terrance.

That's not very Christian of you lol.

Now I'm really wondering how you computer-y pasty types are getting the impression that you would stand a chance against me in a physical battle? Now I'm not an ultimate fighter or anything but I live on a farm and do a lot of physical labor. From what I understand aog is quite the little person, BBS hasn't left his apartment in several years since he's blocked the door with economics textbooks, nietsche jogs for excercise and risahead, well I guess I would take my chances. Christians may not be nescessarily stronger than the next guy but a lot of them have got those "crazy eyes" that I like to avoid fights with.

I would make him my sugar daddy and take advantage without even repaying with sex.

betiko wrote:I would make him my sugar daddy and take advantage without even repaying with sex.

Hey if you want to deprive yourself of the best sex on the planet, be my guest.

Insert various farm tools underneath FT's skin, embalm his body, advertise about the Freak Farmer on a few billboards, set up a "museum" near the 'ol highway, and make a huge loss.

FT'S IDEAL DAY WITH YOU

FT will now choose which suggestions he prefers by selecting his top 3 options:

- 12 hours of getting beat up and upholstered by AoG, nietzsche, BOOM BOOM and BBS
- 12 hours of getting beat up by rishaed
- 12 hours of eating anchovies with PhatScotty
- 12 hours of being virtually ignored by BBS
- 12 hours of getting "the talk" from laughingcavalier
- 12 hours of watching Andy figure out what morte di barbabianca is
- 12 hours of being betiko's platonic sugar daddy
- 12 hours of depriving betiko of "the best sex on the planet" [sic] with FT

BigBallinStalin

I would start planning the logistics of a complete legalization of all drugs worldwide in order to f*ck up the supply and demand.

Funkyterrance wrote:

betiko wrote:I would make him my sugar daddy and take advantage without even repaying with sex.

Hey if you want to deprive yourself of the best sex on the planet, be my guest.

As i don t know what i m missing i can hardly regret it.

I'd pick this communist pig up. Bring him to a red room with scotch, beer, and smokes of all variety and observe his behavior.

This is the easiest day to choreograph.

12 hours that include but are not limited to: Bodyslams, chokeslams, boots to the face, elbow drops, legs drops, in between the legs piledrivers, turnbuckle rash, etc.








--Andy

Looks like I changed my avi just in time to join in.

Spend a couple hours masturbating vigorously to various historical figures in economics. Then a couple of hours reading and discussing 'Why Nations Fail'. Next we'll eat taco bell, get drunk off of scotch and go to a strip club.

12 hours of a double ender in our a-holes

I'd just talk about life with BBS.
Maybe go out and do some fun shit, shrug.

Go to Mardi gras, throw beads, oogle tits and get drunk on hurricanes, maybe smoke some crawdads too.