Conquer Club

you get a stick (obviously).



I insert this forum!

you get a container of spam (its a type of food i believe)


I insert spamalot

you receive a vampire rabbit

I insert seussical

u get a telephone, you answer it, it explodes



i insert the vending machine of doom into itself

you receive 21 american flags

I insert Iceman

you get ice, man.

I insert childrenswear

you receive a life size stormtrooper

I insert a lightsaber

You get Angelina Jolie.

I insert a child rapist

you recieve The Prowler (hence the name)


I put in 65 quarters.

you get counterfeit coins

I insert Dubya

you recieve three pens.

I insert a shotput

you get a bomb

I insert a credit card

you get your identity stolen



i insert all the stuff i bought with joodoo's money

you recieve a slap on the wrist and community service

I insert a steelers mousepad

you get a steel mousetrap




i insert the words "of DOOM!!!!!" into the vending machine

you recieve the words of MOOD

i insert blue shooting visors

you get a go to jail monopoly card, and u look up and your in jail


i insert a box within a box within a box within a box within a box within a box within a cone within a ball within a box within a Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!! thread within conquerclub within the internet within the army within the computer within a building on top of the world within the air within the wind within the clouds within the atmosphere within outer space within the galaxy within the universe

and you get back packing peanuts

I insert a bottle of shampoo

you get a wig, and suddenly your bald



i insert some scissors

and you get back paper snowflakes


I insert a big mac

You get back a 300lb fat guy's ass.

I insert a package of tofu.

you get a cow that isnt a cow

you insert nothing so you recieve $100,000 in pennies

I insert a juicebox

you get counterfeit money and get taken away to jail for the next 100,000,000 years



i insert $100,000 in pennies!

You recieve $100,000 in yen

I insert the band Journey