Conquer Club

jefjef wrote::shock: The score is rather surprising. tdans needs to be premium!!!!!!!!

+1 ..... It is my fault we have done so poorly, I wasn't running around the battlefields shirtless waving a giant sword.. I have failed my clan... I shall now go commit harakiri with a butter knife....

Wow, last time I checked, this battle was neck and neck. Well done Kort; some fine players you all are; you too Bruce

tdans wrote:

jefjef wrote::shock: The score is rather surprising. tdans needs to be premium!!!!!!!!

+1 ..... It is my fault we have done so poorly, I wasn't running around the battlefields shirtless waving a giant sword.. I have failed my clan... I shall now go commit harakiri with a butter knife....

Yes it is YOUR fault. FOED should trade you to us for next seasons 2nd round draft pick. Heck we would even toss our court jester, IcePack, in the deal.

now it is official. 31 wins with Chicago. gg guys.

good challenge FOED, it looks like the score is going to flatters us
the last batch was kind to us

Now that it's officially decided, well-played, Kort. I wish I could have performed better for my clan, but my record this war won't look that great.

Well played KORT, a well deserved victory.
Good luck in the rest of the competition.

My hat is off to FOED for a well played challenge and great sportsmanship.

Perhaps you FOED guys should have used more random Congrats to KORT

Oh, and...

33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.*

*This list is hysterical...everyone should check it out.

Cheme, if you ask real nice I could be persuaded to copy you all 86 rules....

L M S wrote:Cheme, if you ask real nice I could be persuaded to copy you all 86 rules....

Will the +'s come with?

Leehar wrote:

L M S wrote:Cheme, if you ask real nice I could be persuaded to copy you all 86 rules....

Will the +'s come with?

For those you are going to need to talk to Dan, he owns those.

But here is a teaser: rules 5, 6, and 7, for your pleasure.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

L M S wrote:

Leehar wrote:

L M S wrote:Cheme, if you ask real nice I could be persuaded to copy you all 86 rules....

Will the +'s come with?

For those you are going to need to talk to Dan, he owns those.

But here is a teaser: rules 5, 6, and 7, for your pleasure.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

Dan just gave us our ++'s back! I Googled the list...it is amazing. Great guidelines for drinking.

Where's the next trash-talk thread? I think we need at least one week to get out all the creativity before the games begin.

Lubawski wrote:Where's the next trash-talk thread? I think we need at least one week to get out all the creativity before the games begin.

we are waiting until #1_stunna comes back to trash talking.

Game 9326897 2 months. A hard-earned victory.

...r.
Good luck the rest of the way.

Only 1 game remaining, FOED's batch 2 Hive.

Rodion wrote:Only 1 game remaining, FOED's batch 2 Hive.

Bruceswar wrote:Hive does not take as long ad you think....

Well, we never send it out with adjacent forts...

I know. I cut the last part of Bruce's statement that included "if you play it unlimited forts."

I have to get my jabs in where I can. And I'm not adverse to punching someone in the utters who isn't looking.

you played hive adjacent...That should just be not allowed

lord voldemort wrote:you played hive adjacent...That should just be not allowed

in top stages of clan tournaments that games are what gives the most fun and the greatest challenge (at least to me). circumstances show that it is very playable because strategy is in so huge favor towards luck. I doubt if there is possible to find any clan game where won team which had 1 less player during 10 rounds, like it was in this hive.

Medals issued, topic moved